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hugh8

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Whatever happend to just plain good 'ol raunchy hardcore romping?
Ya its deviant but to each their own.

Personally, I'm not particular interested in "mainstream" sex with a SP; that I can get, its the more deviant stuff that I can't get with any one other than a SP.
 

naughtygirl

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Weirdest request for me would have to be some dude that asked me to fuck his dog......I passed :eek:

The next weirdest was a guy that had a panty fetish...Never touched me just always wanted me to masterbate and let him keep the panties. So one day I show up at his place and he asks if I would put some scrambled eggs in my panties cum on them so he could eat them....I obliged :eek:

My fetishes include fisting, swallowing yummy man juice, cameras and being submissive :eek:

Also back in my single days I so enjoyed a great gangbang or orgy :D :D
 

HankQuinlan

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It all sounds deviant to me - bunch of sick freaks. Fetishes are so fucking retarded - I mean what the hell is so arousing about getting kicked in the nuts or having some overpaid BSDM 'professional' (there's an oxymoron in there somewhere) shit in your beard??? These people need some psychotherapy not a nipple clamp. Jeezus chriiiiiist already.....

Whatever happend to just plain good 'ol raunchy hardcore romping?
"Tolerance" is a good concept to work on. If it's consensual, doesn't involve minors or animals, no-one loses an eye, and I don't have to see it if I don't want to, it's okay.
 

Krustee

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1. squirt milk out of my ass - no problemo
2. smoke a cigar with my pussy - check, hack hack
3. squeeze out a 'little one' in a toilet slave's face after pissing on him - pass
4. kick someone to a bloody pulp with steel toed boots - passed that check too
5. brought back to a client's house to shock wife (with another sp) - wouldn't do it again
6. using the 'n' word & every other racial slur i could think of with a black client - check (twice) but that got tired
7. performed sexy brollywood auntie while oedipal nephew chased me around the room, ended in extreme cock, ball & nipple torture - check
8. full costumed bride with bridesmaid/best man (& lots of lines to memorize!) 3-some in luxe penthouse hotel suite - check
9. client lays face up on bed, i straddle him standing up then jump, stretch my legs out perpendicular and come down as hard as i can on his belly, over and over and over - aka droppin the check
10. performed masturbation/toy show while behemoth client dressed head to toes (to cock) in black rubber stands & jacks himself off multiple times - check (thankfully i got to leave before the giant condom came off)

and on and on and on

Oh you boys never cease to entertain me!

1. Stuff live eels into a Vietnamese girls ass - Check

2. 15 man 1 gal gang bang ending with massive bukake bath - Check

3. Private show in TJ where Horny Hilda gave special treatment to a Shetland pony - Check
(Hilda got a special treat too)

4. Evening with crazy girl who begged me to shove my fist up her ass - Check

5. Another TJ experience where a fine lady stuffed ping pong balls in her pussy then shot them across the room - Check

6. Same TJ 'lady' asked me for a $5 bill & after handing it to her she asked how much change I would like, "$1.25" I replied & she promptly squated on a stack of quarters & shot out 5 shiney's from the tuna trap - Check

7. Dated girl who liked to argue with me so we could have angry sex after - Check

8. Girl who cried every time she came - Check
(that began to fuck with my head too much so I dumped her - she cried)

9. Exhibitionist freak who just had to have sex in all the public places we went - Check
(I drew the line at the church)

10. Girl who likes to smoke cock then go smoke crack so she could get stoned again - Uncheck
(you freakin kiddin me?)

Ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

Oh you gals never cease to entertain me!

;)
 

HB40

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1. Stuff live eels into a Vietnamese girls ass - Check
2. 15 man 1 gal gang bang ending with massive bukake bath - Check
3. Private show in TJ where Horny Hilda gave special treatment to a Shetland pony - Check
(Hilda got a special treat too)
4. Evening with crazy girl who begged me to shove my fist up her ass - Check
5. Another TJ experience where a fine lady stuffed ping pong balls in her pussy then shot them across the room - Check
6. Same TJ 'lady' asked me for a $5 bill & after handing it to her she asked how much change I would like, "$1.25" I replied & she promptly squated on a stack of quarters & shot out 5 shiney's from the tuna trap - Check
7. Dated girl who liked to argue with me so we could have angry sex after - Check
8. Girl who cried every time she came - Check
(that began to fuck with my head too much so I dumped her - she cried)
9. Exhibitionist freak who just had to have sex in all the public places we went - Check
(I drew the line at the church)
10. Girl who likes to smoke cock then go smoke crack so she could get stoned again - Uncheck
(you freakin kiddin me?)
Ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
Oh you gals never cease to entertain me!

;)
LMAO...and you were worried about Gravitas!?! :rolleyes:

Nice post Krustee, glad to see you're broadening your horizons. :D
 
Weirdest request for me would have to be some dude that asked me to fuck his dog......
I had a sub contact me asking if I could "treat" him like a dog...I said sure, but then he asked if I could find a dog, and "force" him to suck it off:eek: no way

I've fulfilled many strange requests such as surprising a 3rd, needling a scrotum, piss/shit/spit, cuckholding, giving a black eye, small penis humiliation and waxing a "bride to be" and dressing him in a bridal gown...all good experiences for all parties.

Since its in my nature to push limits I'm always thinking about whats next...:D
 

mistressfreyja

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Miss Jasmine...You ROCK.

I had a sub contact me asking if I could "treat" him like a dog...I said sure, but then he asked if I could find a dog, and "force" him to suck it off:eek: no way

I've fulfilled many strange requests such as surprising a 3rd, needling a scrotum, piss/shit/spit, cuckholding, giving a black eye, small penis humiliation and waxing a "bride to be" and dressing him in a bridal gown...all good experiences for all parties.

Since its in my nature to push limits I'm always thinking about whats next...:D
Woman, my hat is off to you.

I'm saddened by the people that respond with disdain.

You gained more respect from me tonight, not that you sought.

A lovely response.

And PS: Your new pics are totally hot. I can only imagine your beauty in person, though it seems to be evidently established.
 

mistressfreyja

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Ad inifinitum, ad naseum.

I would totally agree, except anything that starts with 'ad' tends to end up being a fallacy.

Just kidding. I didn't study philosophy.


1. Stuff live eels into a Vietnamese girls ass - Check

2. 15 man 1 gal gang bang ending with massive bukake bath - Check

3. Private show in TJ where Horny Hilda gave special treatment to a Shetland pony - Check
(Hilda got a special treat too)

4. Evening with crazy girl who begged me to shove my fist up her ass - Check

5. Another TJ experience where a fine lady stuffed ping pong balls in her pussy then shot them across the room - Check

6. Same TJ 'lady' asked me for a $5 bill & after handing it to her she asked how much change I would like, "$1.25" I replied & she promptly squated on a stack of quarters & shot out 5 shiney's from the tuna trap - Check

7. Dated girl who liked to argue with me so we could have angry sex after - Check

8. Girl who cried every time she came - Check
(that began to fuck with my head too much so I dumped her - she cried)

9. Exhibitionist freak who just had to have sex in all the public places we went - Check
(I drew the line at the church)

10. Girl who likes to smoke cock then go smoke crack so she could get stoned again - Uncheck
(you freakin kiddin me?)

Ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

Oh you gals never cease to entertain me!

;)
 
Woman, my hat is off to you.

I'm saddened by the people that respond with disdain.

You gained more respect from me tonight, not that you sought.

A lovely response.

And PS: Your new pics are totally hot. I can only imagine your beauty in person, though it seems to be evidently established.
Why thank you. I've enjoyed reading your posts in the bdsm section as well. I never intended to cater to the masses, nor do I pretend to be every guy's fantasy. If everyone here were to make a "kinky checklist" I'm sure everyones would be pretty different, and pretty entertaining:)
 

ilikensa

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I had a client recently who enjoyed watching a woman lick an ice cream cone. So I combined his love of oral with it, and the 'icecream bj' was created and very much enjoyed...

yes, it was messy, but tasty and refreshing and gave him some new shivers up his spine...

lol

fun fun fun!
xoxo
Nina
An old girl friend of mine did the ice cream thing but also had warm tea.

I - lick of ice cream, suck with cold ice cream......cold shivers

2 - sip of warm tea, suck with warm tea...... warm fuzziness

repeated 1,2 till I exploded

Now that was the best bj ever.
 

lady kassandra

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Sep 29, 2008
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Prostate Massage is Hot!!!

My wife has used ice cream and ice cubes while sucking me off- very good!!:D
I have come on her face and mouth a few times - she wasn't happy! (I was):D

My dream is to have a woman shave my balls/ass/pubic area clean.
Suck me off - BBBJCIM.
With a prostate massage!
I love giving prostate massages (even took a course in it!) It's surprising how many men are squeemish about the thought but LOVE the sensation!
 

Thatotherguy

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Mods: Please delete. Thanks.
Umm, why didn't you just pm a mod to delete your 'bad' posts instead of quoting them, stating that they have been deemed 'bad' and asking for them to be deleted? All you've done is drawn attention to the 'bad' posts, which I'm sure won't exactly endear you to the mods.

on the contrary, this member HAS endeared himself to the mods..

... and we've abided by his request to remove his spam messages,
 
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