1. Stuff live eels into a Vietnamese girls ass - Check
2. 15 man 1 gal gang bang ending with massive bukake bath - Check
3. Private show in TJ where Horny Hilda gave special treatment to a Shetland pony - Check
(Hilda got a special treat too)
4. Evening with crazy girl who begged me to shove my fist up her ass - Check
5. Another TJ experience where a fine lady stuffed ping pong balls in her pussy then shot them across the room - Check
6. Same TJ 'lady' asked me for a $5 bill & after handing it to her she asked how much change I would like, "$1.25" I replied & she promptly squated on a stack of quarters & shot out 5 shiney's from the tuna trap - Check
7. Dated girl who liked to argue with me so we could have angry sex after - Check
8. Girl who cried every time she came - Check
(that began to fuck with my head too much so I dumped her - she cried)
9. Exhibitionist freak who just had to have sex in all the public places we went - Check
(I drew the line at the church)
10. Girl who likes to smoke cock then go smoke crack so she could get stoned again - Uncheck
(you freakin kiddin me?)
Ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
Oh you gals never cease to entertain me!