oh my GOD lolThe jack hammer. I would sell my services to women at adult tourist resorts. In the day I would strut my stuff at the beach wearing Speedo brief's with the outline of my slithering boa snake viewable to all interested females. I would lower my Speedo and show off my juicy mouth watering v lines. Occasionally I would give a flex and kiss my bulging biceps. My speciality would be fucking like a jack hammer for hours. For extra $ a soothing massage would be available after the session.
Ok ....you gotta elaborate on this one. Omg you're impressed or Omg he's giving you ideas ....oh my GOD lol
That.....would require an “old guitar, and an empty bottle of booze”, and the ability to “grow up quick and grow up mean.”Okay I've been thinking about this since I made the thread and I've decided the best male provider name in this alternate universe is:
"A Boy Named Sue"
Oh yeah..I forgot the tagline.."Dildo Baggins..one dick to rule them all"Dildo Baggins...cause big feet mean...well, ya know.
Dick Ford you already have a good name.😉Peter Bravestrong. It was a good enough alias for Prince, so who am I to argue?
Bugsy ClarkMarvin Evergreen. It's also my pornstar name (first pet and first street you grew up on)





