What would your provider name be?
- Thread starter ExpCharlee
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The jack hammer. I would sell my services to women at adult tourist resorts. In the day I would strut my stuff at the beach wearing Speedo brief's with the outline of my slithering boa snake viewable to all interested females. I would lower my Speedo and show off my juicy mouth watering v lines. Occasionally I would give a flex and kiss my bulging biceps. My speciality would be fucking like a jack hammer for hours. For extra $ a soothing massage would be available after the session.
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Ok ....you gotta elaborate on this one. Omg you're impressed or Omg he's giving you ideas ....
The poor fellow might need some feedback 😉
Going out on a limb here, but I'm assuming the fuck boy display is not impressive to anyone. Definitely comedy though!!
That.....would require an “old guitar, and an empty bottle of booze”, and the ability to “grow up quick and grow up mean.”
Oh yeah..I forgot the tagline.."Dildo Baggins..one dick to rule them all"
What...no lord of the rings nerds here?☺
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LongJohnSliver@yourcervix.cum Lmao. This is not an email address. I made it up for the my porn name. Can't stop laughing that the internet thinks it is a real address.
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