Just for the record ...
Yeah, yeah, yeah ... what a hilarious little wanker this guy is who has decided to impersonate me on EARB, or EABA, or whatever the hell it is. I think this guys is shilling for Lauren more than I have been accused of.
I'm not the guy who posted all those strung together all the posts on that EAEB thread. I'm not even the guy who pretended to me being mad at the guy who pretended to be me on EAEB. Nor am I the guy who parodied me on the earlier thread on Lauren. Here are a few things I've been thinking about:
* This guy is more obsessed with Lauren than I could ever be. I haven't even seen Lauren since my original review. I don't PM her, she doesn't PM me, and everything I've said about her is based on the one session we had.
* If I was really so in love and obsessed with Lauren, would I go around talking about her, or as what Mr. Parody Gogs refers to as "shilling" for her in so many threads?
* I think its really funny reading all the parodies, and I wonder what kind of person has the time to go through Perb, read all my posts, further insert a few comments that "sound like" me in between all those threads, and do all that copy & pasting.
I still feel Parody is the highest form of flattery and EAEB is pretty much the "Trailer Park Boys" of Discussion Boards... un-edited!
Maybe the guy who impersonates me even looks like Bubbs for all I know!?!?
Oh yes, in true form, I better slip in a plug about Lauren....
"ahem, a word about Lauren ...."
.... swoon, swoon, blah, blah, blah Lauren ....
.... shill, shill, blah, blah, blah Lauren ....
.... suck up, suck up, blah, blah, blah ... Lauren ....
I think that should do it for today.
