Usually the worst gifts I receive are clothing items that never fit me, or are so hideous that I wouldn't ever wear them. But the weirdest thing I ever had given to me as a gift was on a first date (she asked me out) when I got to her house, she came out and jumped into my car, and hung fuzzy dice from the rearview mirror. Who does that?
If I was 90 years old and it was a fun flashback thing, maybe it would have been okay. But it was just creepy. She kept asking me for more dates after that, but I just can't go on a date with someone who thinks fuzzy dice are cool.
Next thing she will be wanting to put shag carpet in my car.
And before anyone assumes that I was on a date with someone my grandmothers age, she was born in 1989, and this was last year. Worst gifts I give out, more as a joke I regift all the junk I get, to anyone who has me over for a dinner party. Yesterday I went to a Boxing day afternoon get together at a friend's house, and I took her all the Christmas gifts I will not use. She understands that it is my odd sense of humor, and laughed. She pulled the sweater on over what she was already wearing, and commented on how tacky it was, so it would be a good conversation starter.