Odd gifts

Claire Monet

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What are some odd gifts you've received? Christmas or otherwise.

On a first date a guy gave me a bearded dragon (reptile) who was about 2 years old. Bearded dragons can live to about 10 or more years...
 

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Check your closet..:)
I got a hedgehog for Christmas once .....
Had to do a lot of research since I only had cats and dogs.
Had her for 6 years.
 

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What are some odd gifts you've received? Christmas or otherwise.

On a first date a guy gave me a bearded dragon (reptile) who was about 2 years old. Bearded dragons can live to about 10 or more years...
I hope you kicked that guy to the curb immediately.

Anyone who would give a living creature to someone is an asshole.

Can I ask whathappened to the dragon?

Oddest gifts I've received were some bacon-flavoured candy, and a pack of “Golden Shower” sparklers.
 

Claire Monet

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I hope you kicked that guy to the curb immediately.

Anyone who would give a living creature to someone is an asshole.

Can I ask whathappened to the dragon?

Oddest gifts I've received were some bacon-flavoured candy, and a pack of “Golden Shower” sparklers.
I'm pretty sure that was the one and only date we went on. He fostered animals and worked at a pet store. I went to the store with a roommate of mine a few times who had snakes to buy mice for food. I flippantly said that I'd like to have a reptile some day.

I kept the bearded dragon for about a year but it put a lot of strain on my roommates to take care of when I traveled for work. He was a cool bugger, he'd hang out on my shoulder all the time at home. He found a home with a friend of mine.
 

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When I was a broke ass teenager barely out high school I bought an older friend of mine a dart board when bought his first condo. He was always into playing darts at the billiards and thought he'd appreciate it at his home. 10 years passed and when I bought my first place he re-gifted the original dart board (inside its original unopened packaging, box, and plastic film..etc) without remembering that I was the one who got him that. The bum is a hoarder so I wasn't surprised, but I didn't really know how to feel LOL
 

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Art. Do not buy someone a giant painting unless you know they like it.

My dog. I love them to bits, but it could have ended badly. I was just looking at this cute poodle puppy, and then someone got him for me.

A 3 day vacation at the Wickinnish in Tofino - in the Special dog suite so I could bring my fur babies.

A wee stick. One of those tubes a woman uses so she can pee standing up. Great for trips to Africa. Odd to get as a gift!
 

take8easy

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Not really odd, but ... Once, I saw an SP, believe or not, on a Christmas Day a while ago. She let me do 'extras' in spirit of the season without charging me extra.

:)
 

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Not really odd, but ... Once, I saw an SP, believe or not, on a Christmas Day a while ago. She let me do 'extras' in spirit of the season without charging me extra.

:)
It's a Christmas miracle! :D
 

take8easy

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Did you cum in myrrh?
Now, that would be telling, wouldn't it. In other words, it's for me to know and you to never find out.

Back to the topic........... :)
 

theimp

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I don't get odd gifts, I give them. A few years ago I made a bdsm teddy bear for a lady and word got out. Every year I get more and more requests. Just finished my latest called, Yes Headmaster. Dom headmaster bear in robes, and hat, very butch, with piercings, spiked belt, mask and accessories (whip, flog, paddle, handcuffs), penis has multi functions and charger plugs in his butt. Sub, schoolgirl bear with blindfold or gimp mask( all clothing is removeable and interchangeable), plaid skirt, pink see through thong with black lace trim, studded leather garter belt, dog collar and chain, butt plug (working), nipple hooks, pierced belly button. The sub is chained to a blackboard. They are poseable, and connectable, can even put the sub into suspension and dps are possible as well. All mounted on a large, spanking paddle. Definitely my most ambitious yet.
 

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I don't get odd gifts, I give them. A few years ago I made a bdsm teddy bear for a lady and word got out. Every year I get more and more requests. Just finished my latest called, Yes Headmaster. Dom headmaster bear in robes, and hat, very butch, with piercings, spiked belt, mask and accessories (whip, flog, paddle, handcuffs), penis has multi functions and charger plugs in his butt. Sub, schoolgirl bear with blindfold or gimp mask( all clothing is removeable and interchangeable), plaid skirt, pink see through thong with black lace trim, studded leather garter belt, dog collar and chain, butt plug (working), nipple hooks, pierced belly button. The sub is chained to a blackboard. They are poseable, and connectable, can even put the sub into suspension and dps are possible as well. All mounted on a large, spanking paddle. Definitely my most ambitious yet.
Let's see some pics!
 

theimp

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I may be a cunning linguist, but I am also a computer buffoon. I will give it a go. May take me a while.
 

theimp

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Thanks, poonerboi. I have been inundated with requests this year. I may have to seriously consider.this as a viable business. They do take a lot of hours to produce, truly a labour of love (the kinky kind). Toying (pun intended) with a new idea, a north pole orgy, elves and mrs claus gangbang. Rudolph's redlight district. Hehehehe
Merry xxxmas
 
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