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tur

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OMFG everyone. Go to youporn.com and search for Nuru. Wow...If any SP did that here, there'd be a lineup from here to calgary!

I wish...i wish...i wish...i wish........
 

edmontonsubbie

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uh...Edmonton.
....perhaps this is a case of ymmv. I think Edmonton has what it needs.

kindest,

eddie
 

xxxbrian

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I think that would be cool, a body slide with slipperier goop.

maybe one of the asian places will think of trying this. Bring the stuff in by the barrel ha ha
 

Annalise Lane

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it's a seaweed lotion or gel

http://www.smugbox.com/nuru-massage-seaweed-lotion-gel/ViewContent?id=663

Nuru means slimy or slipppery in Japanese. The purported Nuru lotion or gel is theoretically derived from the Nori seaweed. Nori is a kind of seaweed that lives for one 1 year and the nori spores starts by creeping inside oysters shell and eventually growing into a thread-like form. As the temperature gets colder in the month of September and as the temperature of the sea drops, the nori seaweed dispersed its seeds from the shells. Together with the tides, it dispersed into the sea to eventually grow into the leaves of the seaweed.

Nori seaweed is then harvested as they are also usually entangled in nets. Here is how Nori is subsequently processed:

Step 1- Inevitably, all sorts of waste and sea products are tangled with the seaweed. So, remove by washingit out.

Step 2- You can then cut the nori thinly by knife and make it into a paste form

Step 3- Spread the nori paste evenly over a board

Step 4- Dry the nori under the sun.

Step 5- Strip the nori sheets from the board as they are dried.

So, what is a nuru massage? Nuru massages are suppose to be massage using body to body contact.Since dry skin can cause friction, a gel or lotion is used. Nuru massages are suppose to use a special nuru lotion or gel which makes the body slippery. However, finding the nuru lotion or gel is really hard as they are not commercially sold and packaged as nuru lotion. If you cannot find a nuru gel or nuru lotion, and you want to get a nuru massage, you can substitute it with other oil or gel generally used for massage. They are not as slippery as that of a nuru lotion, but at least it will work well enough for a nuru massage.

A search on EBay yielded nothing so far for the nuru massage gel or lotion. You will not find nuru massages done in legitimate massage parlors given that it is body to body contact in naked form. So, good luck finding a nuru massage and perhaps there are nuru massage services found in major cities such New York (NYC), San Francisco, Boston, New Jersey(NJ), Atlanta and Los Angeles.
 

nicholasp

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I had one in Yokohama many years ago, or so I was told!

Memory is hazy.

It's the girl that matters, not what she uses.
 

xxxbrian

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signature - p.s. I NEED SEX

my charges are $250 hr dear and I will include red wine! ( don't ban me mods, not advertising, just joking )

It's either me or WD40 ( HB40 ) take your pick!

and it is Brian, not Brain ( well, maybe after the red wine )


:)
 
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Annalise Lane

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my charges are $250 hr dear and I will include red wine! ( don't ban me mods, not advertising, just joking )

It's either me or WD40 ( HB40 ) take your pick!

and it is Brian, not Brain ( well, maybe after the red wine )


:)
I took fs off my menu because my orgasims where gone --- WELL their back with a furry. Besides I've been rubbing up against furniture ---- Oh so sad !!

HELP me Brian/Brain
 

Markl

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( . . . must . . . resist . . . urge . . . to . . . correct . . . spelling . . . MUST . . . RESIST . . . MUST . . . !!)
Annalise meant to say "they are back with a fury."

Is that what you would have like her to have posted?
Hey, it is the internet, you know english is acceptable as long as anyone can understand it.
lol

See what I mean?
 

CJ Tylers

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Hey now, maybe she meant furry... some people appreciate bush...or they like their costumes. Don't be so judgemental :D
 
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