Montreal: Man on the Street Report

[trawler]

Day 1 in SP Paradise, resembled SP Hell.

The day was to start at 2:00 PM with the well reviewed and liked Alicia/Karoline Duo. They were a no show and I had to settle for a Burger King and Fries while I waited for the night time action.

Sandy from MontrealBusinessEscorts, also known as Sheryl-Ann on the Bruno_b.com website. Was to arrive at 9:00 PM but had been skydiving all day and her Driver called to inform that she would not be there till 10 PM.

Shortly after 10 PM there was a light knock on the door and an absolutely stunning (11 on any scale) Brunette with green eyes and a beautiful summer dress was there to visit little old me. In Montreal she is known as a HDH (high dollar hottie) because you must book two hours at $550. Hell I am on vacation, given her performance on Bruo_b.com and her looks, already scoped by me, why not?

Well here is why not - she has been skydiving all day, is exhausted, is late, and the LittleMan is some what pissed off and less than coopertaive.

We started with a massage. Me massaging her and it was very nice. She is genuinely oustanding in every area of her body. Her Foothills and Fantasyland are a sight to behold. They will forever be burned into my memory Bank. Daty and digits followed with her masturbating to a climax. Then it was downhill from there. This beautiful creature literally forgot the LittleMan and he rebelled as only he can do and the wrap up was quite disappointing.

I obviosuly would not repeat given the price, but there was a small silver lining in being able to say that I had seen this exquisite creature in the nude and live. I have never seen a nicer Brunette in my life and I am a Brunette nutcase.

I think I'll go for a walk to shake off the trauma of the day. I have three more Dates in the next two days and will provide further updates.

The bottom line: I wish I would have been at home seeing any of the great Gals we have back in Edmonton. Signing out under protest ... Trawler - "Man in the Street" Report dated Sunday June 13, 2004.

 

[wolverine]

I just checked out that Bruno_b site. What's the deal there...does he hire SPs, films his sessions and posts them on the Internet? I mean, I'm so very impressed by his studly manliness, which I'm sure is the point he's trying to get across.

 

[jim]

Trawler buddy I can't believe your luck (or lack of it).

YUL is pooners heaven. Perhaps Jub hit the nail on the head, if F1 is there that mean tons of tourists and there may be a shortage of talent this weekend.

Here's wishing you better luck.

Jim

 

[trawler]

Jim: Thanks for the encouraging words ...

given that I passed on front row complimentary tickets to the Formula 1 Grand Prix to see them, I am feeling quite sheepish today (LOL)!

Oh well, I hope Vaness Love (http://www.geocities.com/missvanessalove/) can make it all better tonight. Stay tuned for a late "Man on the Street" report to see if she has "fixed things" for your vacationing Fellow Pooner.

BTW Alicia/Karoline did call today to apologize for the mix-up and re-book for Today or Tuesday. Unfortunately my dance card was too full, so I will have to see them on a later trip or convince them to visit WEM (wink).

 

[wolverine]

Re: Jim: Thanks for the encouraging words ...

given that I passed on front row complimentary tickets to the Formula 1 Grand Prix to see them, I am feeling quite sheepish today (LOL)!

Passing over the Formula 1 in favor of sampling Montreal's pooning scene...yep, our man's got his priorities right!

I hear that even if you don't poon, Montreal is still a single guy's paradise because there's two girls for every guy and the nightlife is great.

 

[Magnus Unus]

Club Crocodile

 

[jim]

Re: Re: Jim: Thanks for the encouraging words ...

Passing over the Formula 1 in favor of sampling Montreal's pooning scene...yep, our man's got his priorities right!

I might have to disagree with you on that one my friend. After all an F1 race is (for some) a once in a lifetime opportunity and in Montreal especially, tomorrow will bring more tasty morsels to sample ;-)

 

[trawler]

Back on Track!!

This Man on the Street Report is a pure pleasure. I had the wonderful opportunity to meet the stunning hardbody Vanessa Love. She is an independant in Montreal with a twinkle in her eyes, a heart of gold, a body to worship and a personality to compliment the whole package.

It looked like I was doomed to more bad luck because our Date time was 9:00 PM and at 9:30 PM there was no Vanessa. Finally the knock game and she entered the room with a confidence that beamed and a quick apology for the delay. She had lost her cell phone - which I had been calling - at a restaurant and she had tried to find it, without success; hence her tardiness. The LittleMan (bless his hard (punn intended)) was much more forgiving tonight.

This Girl is extremely sexy and head turning. Her face is a little older looking than the internet age of 24 but who cares. I happen to be a little older than 24 myself. Can anyone multiply by 2 and add years thereto (wink)!

I had booked her for an hour, but she just left now, so you can imagine that my Bottom Line Review is going to be positive. In Montreal, the MERBites are very graffic with their reviews and get into great detail on BBBJTC, CIM, Greek, RIMMING, etc. I do not like to provide that much detail on the Public Board because YMMV; however, for those of you who might have a chance to see her in Montreal, send me a PM and I will expand.

She has a new website as well. Here is the URL: http://www.vanessa-love.com. You can see that this Girl is all woman and trust me her Sevice is exemplary.

Bottom Line:

Looks 9 - in beautiful shape; IMHO closer to 30 than 24; long thick blonde hair; sexy French Canadian Accent; outstandng figure. I could be wrong about the gae but I was "ago hacker" at the Exhibition (LOL).

Attitude 8 - very friendly but a little too rigid on the clock. I think this would probably change over time but shows that she is very much the professional Girl. Liberal services with LFK that was erotic and provacative. MSOG during the two hour session, although it took the LittleMan forever. The BigMan had a couple of small Sighs but it was almost two hours before the LittleMan went O. She participated the whole time in an array of positions only marvelled by reading the entire Kama Sutra and never once complained. A real trouper who enjoys the sex.

Service 8 - we went through the alphabet this evening. My back, shoulder and arm are killing me but let me assure you my mind has them under control. Doggie is so good, it was literally impossible to Cum because I did not want it to end. The BJ was "supercalafragilistic" and should be put in the Smithsonian when she passes on. Great eye contact with lots of discussion and some dirty talk. All done passionately with no "play acting" other than when she got really tired and then there may have been some subterfuge. Can't blame her. Two hour for one SOG is a long time.

Repeat: Certainment - In fact I suggested to her that I knew some PERberts that appreciated out of town Girls and if she ever wanted to cum West, I was ceratin that we would make it worthwhile. She is in the same class as Monique and would be a great Visitor to our small community.

End of Man on the Street report as at 12:36 AM June 15. Stay tuned for Lauren Grace and Miss Tyler reviews to follow tomorrow. Than the Man on the Street heads for SP Wasteland (Ottawa).

Too wound up for bed, I think I will go for a walk - Goodnight Fellow PERBerts.

 

[rafterman]

Montreal is the pooner's Mecca. Try to get there at least once a year for a week.

I personally prefer "off-season" i.e. October or April.

Less crowds, cheaper hotels, better selection and availability of ladies.

Montreal really caters to the traveller with excellent outcall agencies, which of course in Edmonton just don't come anywhere close to whats available in the massage studios. Also most of the hotels are pretty SP tolerant.

The MERB is definitely worth a look prior to visiting as is the Montreal Escort Spreadsheet put together by one of the regular members.

 

[trawler]

WOW: Lauren of Montreal ...

I wrote a full review and the PERB Board ate it.

She is simply one of the best Courtesans that my research could locate. I will give a more detailed report later this evening but must get ready now for Miss Tyler.

Lauren was so good, I am not looking forward to Miss Tyler and would have cancelled but feel that would be unfair to her. LittleMan would really like a snooze but all he is getting is a shower - I hope it enough (LOL)?

 

[trawler]

Complete Report on Lauren (Graces) of Montreal

Lauren is an exceptional Girl; if I was 25 years younger, better looking and monogomous, I would pursue her with the same vigor that I mentioned in my Review on the beautiful Lauren @ Sinderellas.

Looks: 7.5 in comparison to some of the incredible bombshells that are in Montreal. None the less, she is tall, fit and has kind eyes with a wonderful smile. She dresses classy, has a infectious aura and makes friends in seconds.

Attitude: 10 I cannot imagine anyone who would not love this creature. She is open, intelligent, interesting, speaks perfect english (home is Vancouver), is an Arts student and gives you a comfortable friendly experience within minutes of your first emails, let alone your first face to face contact.

Service: 10 Her level of passion and intimacy can only be matched and never exceeded. The BJ is to die for and the FS is rivetting. You literally become one with her and are totally wasted at the climax. I have only experienced this with a handfull of Girls in my entire life. Luckily there is still such a Girl in my life back at home or I would be flying back to Montreal to see Lauren on a regular basis. And no, I am not telling my Fellow Pooners who she is (wink).

Repeat: When? is the only real question. I have discussed a trip to Edmonton with her and should she decide to give it a try, I will certainly let everyone know. She is a Courtesan that should be experienced at least once in each Pooners life time.

 

[trawler]

Miss Tyler of Montreal

Once again, the Internet just ate my full Review. I am too weary to redo it now, but will say this is the Girl for likesitwet. No less than six O's (maybe more, I lost count) all of which were violent and followed by squirting. Quite amazing. Made me feel like a real stud. All of this accomplished with simply Daty.

Stay tuned for the full report after Vanessa later tonight. I actually don't remember booking Vanessa. I just got a call on the Hotel phone and she said she had to move the appointment from 9:00 PM to 9:30 PM. I must have booked? How else would she know what room number? Oh well, she will be like those surprise bags that Kids give out at their B'Day parties. I hope she is in good shape. The LittleMan is feeling over-worked and the next Girl has a real job on her hands.

Days 2 and 3 have certainly made me forget about day 1 (wink).

I am on my way for the best liver w/onions/bacon in Montreal at Bocca d'Oro - Le Restaurant Italien, Bonsvoir.

 

[thebigbopper]

holy shit man!!!! hopefully the liver and onions keeps your energie levels up, or maybe thats your secret good work!!!! keep it up..lol. you know what i mean. see thats what i mean your reviews are great.

 

[Pussyman]

It sounds like trawler is tring to convince half the SPs in Montreal to come visit us here in Edmonton. Pretty soon the legend of Sir Trawler will be Canada wide.

 

[hardnthick]

Montreal & Toronto

Mr Trawler...........excuse me ........sir (bowing to his highness.....a gesture of respect), I too will be going back east & would you be so kind as to share some more of your research for us lowly serf types who need to shield our eyes when addressing you - something like in Monty Python's Holy Grail when addressing God.
Though we are not worthy.......we will be forever in your debt.

 

[Mike123]

I truly feel humble even reading these reviews... They should make action figures of you man!!!... except instead if the karate chop arm when you press the back, something else should pop out

 

[trawler]

Miss Tyler: Independant in Montreal

This is an older Girl (forties) who likes sex and knows how to make it fun. She arrived right on time and took charge. We discussed our fantasies and the "puck was dropped". Remember those great play-off series in the past between the Oilers and Calgary - well you have the right idea.

Bottom line:

Looks: 7 - few lines in her face, was likey a real stunner in her prime, has kept her body very fit and her natural breasts may droop a little but they are much better than "crazy putty" tom play with and her nipples are fantastic.

Attitude: 9 - very friendly, knows her business and very responsive to my emails, provacative, searches out what makes you ticki and then winds the clock very tight. Never once referred to the tme and we ran well over.

Service: 10 - the squirting orgasms were unique and plentiful. She worked very hard to make the LittleMan happy and he was very tired from Lauren so it was no easy accomplishment. The sex was hard, exciting, draining, wet, multi-positional, muti-orgasmic for her and the LittleGuy too, memorable, enthusiastic, and non-stop for the entire one hour plus.

Her recommendation on the restaurant was first class and the veal liver w/onions and bacon was as good as she said.

Repeat: She is a very classy Courtesan that I would see again ina asecond and I would re4commend her to all PERBerts who are not looking for young and appreciate an experienced vixen of the French Canadain flavor. I don't know why but for some reason, I think this Girl would really turn Hermie's and Wally's crank up anotch or two.

 

[ThreeSixty]

is anyone else having trouble hitting the 2 web sites mentioned in the first post?

 

[trawler]

ThreeSixty, my apology for the ...

typo errors in the first post:

Should be www.brunob.com

and

Should be www.montrealbusinessescorts.com - this site has been unreliable for the last few weeks according to Sandy.

 

[trawler]

Alicia and Karoline: Duo Extraordinaire

This is my last report from my Eastern trip and is delivered from Ottawa. If you have followed this thread since the beginning, you know that my "Journey" started on Sunday and that I was very disappointed because these Two Girls stood me up and I passed on front row seats at the GrandePrix. To my amazement, they made good by coming to Ottawa and seeing me last night.

We spoke on the phone and exchanged a few emails over the past few days and I mentioned that I would still be by myself for one night in Ottawa and if they were able to accomodate that location I would very much still like to be with them. They obviously took my comments serious and Paradise follows.

They arrived 15 minutes early. When I opened the door my heart stopped and it was not until they gave me the customary French two cheek kiss greeting that it restarted. They are absolutely beautiful - check for yourself - www.prettymademoiselle.com. Alicia is a perfectly molded gorgeous 20 yo blonde with eyes and a smile that melt your very being. Karoline is 5' 11" inches perfectly molded as well with the nicest large soft lips the LitteMan has ever had the priviledge to meet. Karoline is 21 YO a light mulatto with incredible skin. Both Girls are all natural, real life Lovers and have a true aptitude and passion for their occupation. Now that the scene is set, let the plot prevail.

After the Greeting, I offered the Girls some red wine and they sat down on one of the queen size beds and began to tell me how sorry they were about Sunday. I assured them it was nothing and how glad I was that they made the trip to Ottawa. My cell phone rang and it was an important call that I had already warned them about and I went into business mode. While I was on the phone they started to make lLove. And I mean make LOVE!!. You can feel the electricity betwen the two of them clear across the room. The LittleMan was telling the BigMan to get off the phone or he would kill him and luckily my call ended quickly.

I walked over to the bed where Karoline was literally devouring Alicia and I received two wonderful DFK from both of these creatures. They asked me to assist with disrobing them and once I quit shaking, I was actually quite proficient at getting the job done in less than one minute. Somehow the LittleMan was able to remove my clothes on his own (wink).

Realizing that this Duo encounter was going to bring back memories of my menage a trois with Jenna/Lilith back at home (so hot, I had to eventually get Mod AB to pull the Review because Jenna was getting to many requests for a repeat) I was in complete vibrate mode and the LittleMan had a mind and hard body of uncommon fortitude. There was kissing, licking, sucking, digits and then toys - anal plug, strapon, vibrating egg - and both of the Girls had shattering OOOOOOOO's that made my eyes and ears strain to absorb the sensations.

Now we moved into the Land of Positions that can only be experienced in a Menage a Trois. At this point, all I can say is that Gulliver's Travels was a good read, my Travels were an extraordinaire experience that I will treasure for my entire life. It was my Grande Prix. I no longer have any regrets that I passed on the Formula 1 Race on Sunday. IMHO this experience was hands down better (LOL)!

Bottom line:

Looks - 10 - cannot imagine better;

Attitude - 10 - two female Lovers just for me. How could I possible rank the experience any less? Absolutely no clockwatchig or rushing. I was the one who brought up time when I realized that I was taking advantage of them; and

Service - 10 - not better than my Jenna/Lilith Duo but equal and different at the same time. I have never had more rewarding sex than thses two encounters.

Repeat - yes Fellow PERBerts, I am making arrangements to get these Girls out West. They seem more than willing. They are HighDollarHotties but IMHO start saving right now because you do not want to miss this opportunity.

I sign out out on my last Report from Montreal and conclude that it is indeed a Mecca for SP's. Their beauty, friendliness and liberal services are the best I have experienced in North America (big deal, its the only place I have Pooned!). I now have 10 days with the boys, golfing, drinking, partying - man that all seems boring (LOL)!!!!