Masterbation

[Ironhead]

okay, there I said it. The thing that everyone does, but no one ever talks about.

So, Here we go. Where do you do it?
How long does it take you.
Ever been caught doing it?
The strangest place you did it.
When did you start doing it?
Do you use anything to help you?

This is open to all ladies and guys.

Be honest. Have fun.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

okay, there I said it. The thing that everyone does, but no one ever talks about.

So, Here we go. Where do you do it?
How long does it take you.
Ever been caught doing it?
The strangest place you did it.
When did you start doing it?
Do you use anything to help you?

This is open to all ladies and guys.

Be honest. Have fun.

I do it and I talk about it.

My mom caught me doin' it once when I was about 13. Told me I could go blind if I kept doing it. Should have listened cause now I need glasses.

 

[Swguy]

Where do you do it?

usually at home, in bed, in the shower, at the desk...

How long does it take you.

Depends... sometimes like 10 minutes... sometimes 1/2 hour... now and then up to an hour

Ever been caught doing it?

yup

The strangest place you did it.

When I was much younger, in a bedroom at my sister's place while there was a house party goin on

When did you start doing it?

a long, long time ago..

Do you use anything to help you?

hmm... aside from porn and my (admittedly usually overactive) imagination... nothin much... lube sometimes...





SWG

 

[Stew]

Damn SWG you are the king of detail.

Stew

 

[georgebushmoron]

Where do you do it?

Into the mouth of my S.O.

How long does it take you.

2 to 5 minutes, when I need a quick fix in the middle of night.

Ever been caught doing it?

Ha ha ha ha ha

The strangest place you did it.

Domesticity seems to prevent that.... yeah I'm kinda bored!

When did you start doing it?

Since I figured out she likes to swallow, which was within a week of meeting her.

Do you use anything to help you?

Her tongue.

 

[Dakota Wood]

Where-In the shower for the most part
How Long-One to three minutes
Ever been caught-Once, by my mom when I was 15, she mumbled something about using too much hot water, and beat a hasty retreat.
Strangest Place- In the hospital, tonsils be damned, I have needs!
When did you start-so long ago, I cant even remember
Do you use anything-combo of Mr. Waterpik, visuals of past experiences and fantasies

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Never did it until I lost my virginity - at twenty (why so late, you ask? I just wasn't interested in having conjugal sex up to that point - except rolling around once in a while), tried it many times afterwards until I saw the futility in it all, and eventually resorted to having ladies do it for me, if I was inclined that way at the time. Most of the time, I am not. However, once in a blue moon (every two or three months), I will ask my SO to do it, because she is so fucking good at it, she does when I want it, and I like to watch. Kinda like being the participant and the observer at the same time.

I guess that illustrates a lower libido than most in here, but there are so many other things that catch my interest and need doing in this life, that masturbating is relegated to the back of the bus in my life. Hey, that's me!

combo of Mr. Waterpik

Ouch! I hope that's on the low setting...

 

[yourheropat]

Where do you do it? At home anywhere in the house. Sometimes at a peep show or something.
How long does it take you? 5 min to 30 min.
Ever been caught doing it? Only by girlfriends.
The strangest place you did it? Peep show, Venues and Fox theater.
When did you start doing it? Grade 8 or 9 so like 13, 14.
Do you use anything to help you? Rarely but if so just lube.

 

[VanCan]

My mom caught me doin' it once when I was about 13. Told me I could go blind if I kept doing it. Should have listened cause now I need glasses.

First time I did it was in the shower and some shampoo ran into my eye. For a moment I seriously thought "Oh my God, it's true...I've masturbated and now I'm going blind." Then I regained blood flow to big-head and realized what had happened.

Otherwise:
Where: Anywhere the mood takes me; but usually at home.
How Long: From 5 minutes to 30 minutes usually.
Caught: Once by my mom, but we both played it as if no-one saw anything.
Strangest place: In a shared hotel room bathroom with my two room-mates asleep outside. Had the hots for one of them and couldn't get to sleep for watching her.
When started: About 14 years old.
Aides: Occasionally some lube, usually porn, or a vivid memory

 

[LaCreme]

okay, there I said it. The thing that everyone does, but no one ever talks about.

So, Here we go. Where do you do it?
How long does it take you.
Ever been caught doing it?
The strangest place you did it.
When did you start doing it?
Do you use anything to help you?

This is open to all ladies and guys.

Be honest. Have fun.

i was maybe 7 yrs i started in my bath.
i remember at that age people was knocking my my door to say " hey are you ok" time time varies above the age. right now is much faster 2-10 mins because i know where to touch to put my pussy wet.. Ever been caught not really only online when i did it for 3 yrs..no strange place for me. bedroom, bath intimate place. something lately maybe my red friend my boyfriend got for me and the washingmachin to distract my roommate from the vibration noise.

ah yeah i am not into watching porn i had been in this industry for a long time now for me is borring to watch if i dont know the person or if i do that person is the boom or because my crazy ex boyfriend want to show me something!
booty talk type of thing he wanted me to shake my booty like those gal dose it when he was masturbating and fucking love i guest..

 

[maxx50]

same with me ..but.

Well it looks like i am a normal male when it cums to whacking off .. about average for when i do it and where.. although there has been time when i needed to do it three times a day ..( good luck with that ) .. and every day with watching porn..
But then there is my fucked up side...I only have been able to cum when Masturbating .. and only once when doing it on a Sp.. And it does not matter how hot and sexy the ladies are .. I just can't get to that point.. very close .. but then i loss it. Performance anxiety. or afraid to loss control .. it has to be something like that .
Even My favorite girls that i see on a regular basses .. i can't even whack off to pic of them ... a Video maybe ..Where are those hot videos Mia?
Now give me some good porn .. and I am up and ready to go .. for 5 min.. to an hour...and some times that just does not do it
I will be honest about it I feel quite inadequate .. .. When I a guy can't cum when having sex.. I have to be fucked up some how but i don't know of very much that would have don't . Just being shy and self conches.. for a good portion of my life .. not trusting.... oh I guess there maybe some issues

 

[nube]

So, Here we go. Where do you do it?.

Two places at my desk (computer) or bathroom (mags) and usually everyday sometimes 2-3 times when I was younger, now its usually once a day.

How long does it take you..

I drag it out if i can

Ever been caught doing it?.

Yes by my mom, I was about 10 or 12 and was supposed to be vacuuming out my mattress and i wondered what the vacuum wouldbe like on my dick Mom and sis walked in

The strangest place you did it..

In the office of my grade 10 teacher. She was playing volleyball (students against teachers) and I knew she probably changed in her office, so I went in to see what goodies I could find, pantyhose hopefully. No luck, but I found her heels and so I whipped out and jacked off using her shoe - man I was soo excited being young and the risk of getting caught. I came gobs and I thought no I won't clean up. I always wondered what she found...was it dried upby then or was it still wet? The thought of her wondering ...who...She was about 25 and that was 30 plus years ago.

When did you start doing it?.

Soon after I started getting hard ons ---I remember when I first came---I thought Oh fuck now I am in trouble I wrecked something.

Do you use anything to help you?.

Just visual aids as said above.

Glad you ask I never told anyone before..

 

[Sir_frixalot]

Where do you do it?
anywhere private don't wanna get arrested
Can't always predict the squirt pressure so anywhere where cum damage is low

How long does it take you.
from a 2 min 'Reliever' to 1 hour of 'on the edge'
About 1-4 times per day

Ever been caught doing it?
no, almost though. heart attack.

The strangest place you did it.
out the window - bombs away... free hair gel

When did you start doing it?
grade 5 ~ maybe 10-11

Do you use anything to help you?
The best is if it's all mental... but porn can accelerate it, of course.
Sometimes dry (try baby powder...) sometimes wet, sometimes w/lube depends a lot on how it feels that time. sometimes deep, sometimes only the shaft, sometimes just the tip, I'm still cummin up w/new ways, and haven't even tried any equipment yet.

 

[LonelyGhost]

Where do you do it?

Usually in bed ... just clean up and roll over and go to sleep.

How long does it take you.

Year 3 of Major Insomnia ... so, sometimes all night!

Ever been caught doing it?

yeah ... ...

The strangest place you did it.

In a prof's office at U ... she was hot!

When did you start doing it?

when i was 12 ... had just discovered girls ... this was better!




Do you use anything to help you?

both hands ...

 

[tianna]

I like to masterbate in the morning

and before I go to sleep... perks me up after I orgasim in the morning.. and I sleep way better after a good orgasim... mind you if I have company in the bed.. I may not be masterbating, but surely working towards getting the big O

 

[slacker]

Where: Shower, usually.

Aid: Fantasizing about women I know that I'll never get to do.

Started: Grade 8. Used a very strange humping kind of technique for many years before I switched up to the typical. Side note, I find it fascinating how young girls can start, seems to be as young as 2 years old?!

Strangest place: Gym locker room when I skipped PE. And got caught to boot!

Frequency: Lost my major sex drive a few years ago so I might only do it from 1 to 5 times a month. Would probably be near never if I got more frequent female action.