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tianna

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Mar 19, 2006
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be careful when romping around !


A couple days ago, when I was on an outcall... with a great gentlemen.. made a huge boo boo and completely canned myself ! You see the bed in his room and mine were much alike.. size height off the ground ect, and my bed frame on the end of the bed is level with the mattress, and in my mind I thought his bed was too.. however since his quilt was pulled back I did not notice that his frame was about half a foot up from the mattress !!!

So playfully I hopped on the bed and landed right square on the wood.. right sqaure in my good spot !!!.. God it hurt like hell.. and I wondered if that was what it felt like when a man gets canned there.. I held it in .. pretended nothing was wrong as I did not want to make him feel uncomfortable or worried about me.. but It stung like mad for a couple of minutes...

Just today when I was doing a little gardening I noticed that I now have a purple bruise about the size of a toonie ! In fact its located above my clit, and when I found it I thanked god that I did not land on my clit.. as if I damaged that part and was never able to stimulate it again .. life would never be the same...

I learned a good lesson here... and thought I would share.. so in the moment.... take a little look around and evaluate your surroundings.. as I would never wish the ability to be called purple poon tang among anyone...... cheers
sincerely true tianna
 

littlejimbigher

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Jun 21, 2006
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Maybe I can kiss it and make it better.
 
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tianna - that sucks. i used to play rugby for Canada and one time had a cleated foot of a dude over 250 lbs stomp on my happy parts. I barfed for a day and couldnt rub one out for at least month (back at an age where I was rubbing one out daily)...needless to say your email made me whince and feel bad for you at the same time.

Maybe I can kiss it and make it better.
 
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