If you wrote a book about your (s)exploits

[kauffman]

Don't believe everything you read
Master Baiter
Playing it Straight
If I were a man... what I'd think of me
Girl Friday... meets the rest of the weak
Mom was right....
When I stopped counting....

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

"Confessions of a Cougar Call Girl"...*cough* http://cougarcallgirl.blogspot.ca/

 

[dickotoole]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
Dick Otoole has two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Having sex is like playing bridge. When I didn't have a good partner, I am glad I had a good hand.

 

[VanessaofBC]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
Dick Otoole has two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Having sex is like playing bridge. When I didn't have a good partner, I am glad I had a good hand.

you make me a sandwich!!!!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Badger

On her majesty's secret cervix
Bow Chicka Badger


Lol I might think up so more. Lol

The first one made me pee just a little bit...Second one has been stuck in my head ( "Bow-Chicka-Bad-GER, Bow-Chicka-BAD-GER!!!"