If you wrote a book about your (s)exploits

[lars_from_mars]

What enticing story names would you use? You gotta sell this book, so a little embellishment or hyperbole is okay.

Mine:

- The airport porn heist.
- She's got a dick?
- Shit, it's the cops!
- Three girls is too many.

 

[uncleg]

Only in my Dreams.

 

[johnsmit]

She said."Drive me!!!"

 

[alcxd]

Never say Never
Just Can't Stop
Give it to me One More Time - is this in a song?

 

[Chef99]

Wow, it's not even my Birthday
On a Fucking Boat

 

[PlayfulAlex]

A Golf Weekend Away...with a Steamy Twist
Going Beyond the Call of Duty
That Was So Nice, We Did It Twice
You're Only as Old as You Feel
Up On Cloud Nine
A Pampering Session To Delight Him

Nothing hard core but I've enjoyed writing about some of my friendly exploits: http://alexisreadytoplay.blogspot.ca

 

[PlayfulAlex]

A Golf Weekend Away...with a Steamy Twist
Going Beyond the Call of Duty
That Was So Nice, We Did It Twice
You're Only as Old as You Feel
Up On Cloud Nine
A Pampering Session To Delight Him

Nothing hard core but I've enjoyed writing about some of my friendly exploits: http://alexisreadytoplay.blogspot.ca

Oopsy, got caught by the 89-second bug after all...rats! :doh:

 

[VanessaofBC]

The Erotic Adventures of a (18y/o) Teenage Sex Addict!

 

[VanessaofBC]

Tales from the Badger's den

Ohhh wait I have a book. 60+ chapters long
Called Badgerjohn's reviews on perb.

Badger, we all would love to see you blog all of your reviews so they are easily accessible to the general public. We do have that handy "Blog this Post" button now.

"Rintin6, Rintin6: A young man's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk."

The introduction would go a little like this:

"Well, you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk, Rintin6, Rintin6.
You never stopped hoping; now you're in the Pinsk, Rintin6, Rintin6.
When the naysayers nay you picked up your pace.
You said 'nothing's going to stop me so get out of my face!'
I'm having adventures all over the place, Rintin6, RINTIN6!"

HAHA! I just got slapped with the funny stick. All you need now is tap shoes!!!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

But who would be cast to play you, rintin6? More importantly, who would understudy??? ;-D

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

"5 Minute Man" by S. Burnett.

 

[Summer-Love]

"So You Wanna Get Down in Catholic School"
"The Dog Ate My Underwear"
"The V-Card Collector"
"''I Was Drunk so it Doesn't Count' and Other Lame Excuses"

 

[VanessaofBC]

"So You Wanna Get Down (with a) Catholic School (Girl)"
"The Dog Ate My Underwear"
"The V-Card Collector"
"''I Was Drunk so it Doesn't Count' and Other Lame Excuses"

I would trademark that ASAP cause its' fken hilarious!!! I also tweaked the first one, hope you don't mind!

 

[shyboy123]

Mine is more of a leaflet than a book...

 

[lars_from_mars]

Frank Zappa might mind that first one...

 

[Man Mountain]

Discreet Indiscretions

 

[blazejowski]

SexerCoaster... cause it's had its ups and downs....

 

[PuntMeister]

9-1/2 weeks (in the sack)

The Last Tango in Parksville

The Story of O, Oh Fuk, OH FUK!

National Lampoon's Erotic Vacations

 

[Man Mountain]

National Lampoon's Erotic Vacations

Forget the book! I wanna see that movie! (but can we please cast someone other than Chevy Chase or (God forbid!) Randy Quaid )

 

[VanessaofBC]

THanks for letting us into your world.....