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Please shower and shave (and pleeease brush your teeth!) before seeing a sex pro. Let's face it after a long day, you may need it. It won't kill you to do that, and you'll get more action. If seeing a pro at her place, (an incall) simply ask to use her shower. She will be happy to provide you with a clean towel.

After speaking with the sex pro, via phone, you will know the price. When you meet with her offer the money. There is no need to make her ask for it.

Always let the pro guide the sex. Follow her lead. You'll have a much better time.

Do not expect miracles. If you are exhausted from meetings and /or had a bit too much to drink and/or are on medication such as high blood pressure medication, we'll do all we can for you, but remember we are not celestial beings.

The hour begins when you or the sex pro arrive at the prearranged place. The hour does not begin after chatting for 10 or 15 mininutes.When clients insist the hour begins at the moment we get into bed with you, at that point we all pretty much go on to work to rule. In other words, we can not connect with you as a potentially good client, and so will not try our best, to put it mildly.

Don't make rude comments, even, if they are disguised as compliments. It's always best to be kind and courteous.

Ask a question once. ie., do you have x kind of sex? Repeated asking is harassment.

No condom negotiations, please. We use condoms WITHOUT exception so that we can all go home healthy and happy. And no, don't expect to get oral sex without a condom. (It always amazes us, those stories of clients who coerce a street girl who is addicted to drugs to have unsafe sex for a few extra bucks. Then the client, two hours later calls the AIDS hotline all in a little hissy fit panic.) Just use a condom, ok.

If you are seeing a sex pro at her place, please, do not arrive early and or try and stay late, for free. If it is an outcall, don't ask for free time. This sort of coercive behavior does not endear us to you.

When seeing a sex pro at her place, (an incall), and she has requested for you to buzz the door. If it takes a minute or two for her to get to the door (she may be frantically applying the finishing touches to her make-up. We want to look our best for you.) We understand you can be a little impatient at times, but please, a little patience goes a long way. Whatever you do, please, do not start knocking on her door like you`re Ghengis Khan. This knocking only serves to spin us out and, really, is there any reason to let all of her neighbors know you`re there? We take your discretion and privacy seriously. Please do the same for us. Because then it works out for all of us. We appreciate this one a lot.

Please do not try and talk excessively on the phone when potentially booking a date with a pro. We don`t want to be rude, but if we talked at length with everyone, that`s all we would do, ever.

If you are consistently receiving poor service from different pro`s, ask yourself why.


With the popularity of digital camera cells, please do not ask or expect an up to the second photo of the sex pro to be sent to you immediately. Please understand, we have real lives, and may be in the process of doing real life things. Things like:

hair in curlerswalking the dogdealing with children having a phone conversation with parents, (yes, we have them too).on the computer about to masturbate, have a nap, then shower preparing a nutritious, delicious dinner plotting how to take over the world vacuuming and dustingworking on university courses
pondering things like why it's best to do S&M scenes in German, have sex in French and do business in English.
We don't mind sending a photo that was taken a week or so ago though.
 

Sexy BBW

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On a more personal note, "walk your talk" and you know who you are;)
 
Please shower and shave (and pleeease brush your teeth!) before seeing a sex pro. Let`s face it after a long day, you may need it. It won`t kill you to do that, and you`ll get more action. If seeing a pro at her place, (an incall) simply ask to use her shower. She will be happy to provide you with a clean towel.
It happens to the best of us https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=461021&postcount=1... Yes, even SP`s.

After speaking with the sex pro, via phone, you will know the price. When you meet with her offer the money. There is no need to make her ask for it.
Some SP`s wait for payment after the fact.

Always let the pro guide the sex. Follow her lead. You`ll have a much better time.
A lot of SP`s want you to suggest what you want and be the leader in the situation. Should you head towards "crossing her comfort zone" they will usually politely let you know.

Do not expect miracles. If you are exhausted from meetings and /or had a bit too much to drink and/or are on medication such as high blood pressure medication, we`ll do all we can for you, but remember we are not celestial beings.
Both parties involved fall guilty on this one from time to time. I have met with SP`s in the past who have said, "Oh my god I`m so tired from my flight." or "I have been so busy today, I`m so tired." No matter how much $$$ you want to make that day, you have to know when the day is over. Tomorrow is a whole new day. SP`s working too many hours in search of the big $$$ can put themselves at risk of making poor judgement calls concerning their safety, as well as compromise service to the client. It happens.

The hour begins when you or the sex pro arrive at the prearranged place. The hour does not begin after chatting for 10 or 15 mininutes.When clients insist the hour begins at the moment we get into bed with you, at that point we all pretty much go on to work to rule. In other words, we can not connect with you as a potentially good client, and so will not try our best, to put it mildly.
On the same note, and SP should have her phone turned off when a client arrives. I have read reviews where SP`s would stop to answer the phone. It has never personally happened to me. No client should be paying for the next client to book a time.

If you are seeing a sex pro at her place, please, do not arrive early and or try and stay late, for free. If it is an outcall, don`t ask for free time. This sort of coercive behavior does not endear us to you.
Some SP`s allow a grace period and don`t rush you out the door. If it happens cool, but if it doesn`t then get your ass out the door. Clock watcher Vs. Non-clock watcher experience.

When seeing a sex pro at her place, (an incall), and she has requested for you to buzz the door. If it takes a minute or two for her to get to the door (she may be frantically applying the finishing touches to her make-up. We want to look our best for you.) We understand you can be a little impatient at times, but please, a little patience goes a long way. Whatever you do, please, do not start knocking on her door like you`re Ghengis Khan. This knocking only serves to spin us out and, really, is there any reason to let all of her neighbors know you`re there? We take your discretion and privacy seriously. Please do the same for us. Because then it works out for all of us. We appreciate this one a lot.
Time management is a wonderful thing. Don`t overbook, or book clients too closely together. If an SP offers a time and you arrive ON TIME, and she makes you wait, and wait, and wait because she is putting her makeup on and fixing her hair, and reading the paper, then it`s unfair to the client. Just as the standard set for SP`s time is important. Clients have lives, jobs and appointments to keep as well. Some clients are visiting between meetings, lunch, and hiding from the wife! LOL Fair is fair. If you want respect, you have to give respect. This industry is give and take.

If you are consistently receiving poor service from different pro`s, ask yourself why.
Now now... Let`s not put the blame only on the clients.

There is a great bunch of SP`s on Perb as well as other boards and sites. All of your above mentioned wants and needs have to be met by both the client and the SP. There are a few SP`s, just like clients, who make arrangements, and don`t show. Some SP`s like clients, have a bad reputation due to attitude, being unreliable, cleanliness, and professionalism. Again, like so many threads before,
IT GOES BOTH WAYS!
 

Verb

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Sexy BBW said:
No condom negotiations, please. We use condoms WITHOUT exception so that we can all go home healthy and happy. And no, don't expect to get oral sex without a condom. (It always amazes us, those stories of clients who coerce a street girl who is addicted to drugs to have unsafe sex for a few extra bucks. Then the client, two hours later calls the AIDS hotline all in a little hissy fit panic.) Just use a condom, ok.

Laugh...... :rolleyes:

Wern't you the one offering BBBJ and CIM??? and also bashing SW who is apparently all aids invested?
 

old pooner

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Please shower and brush your teeth. If you've sucked 6 cocks, had 5 facials and licked 5 asses, we don't want to smell it.
If you have negotiated a price, plse don't ask for tips.
Let the client guide the sex (within your boudaries). He is the one paying for the session and it is HIS sexual desires that are to be satisfied.
If you are starting a stop watch the moment I walk in, don't ask me to sit and chat. I came for the sex.
Don't make comments such as "Will this take long?"
If you choose to use condoms at all times I will respect it, but not all SP's do (you even advertise BBBJ).
I won't arrive early if you will be ready when I arrive on time.
If you are getting constant poor reviews, ask yoursef why.
I don't expect an up to the minute photo, but one taken this decade would be nice.
 

Sexy BBW

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this was taken from a site, not my writing, I should have posted that before

Verb said:
Laugh...... :rolleyes:

Wern't you the one offering BBBJ and CIM??? and also bashing SW who is apparently all aids invested?
Meh, it was taken from another site. Has some things I agree with, some not. Old adage is true, can't please everyone all the time ;)
 

curvy_nympho

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Thanks Annalise

For providing the link! I find actually referencing quotes SO incredibly sexy! When are you coming back to Vancouver? (Wink, wink!)

It's the grammar/punctuation/reference geek in me!

Bella
 

momlover

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ScottyTwoHotty said:
The hour begins when you or the sex pro arrive at the prearranged place.
On the same note, and SP should have her phone turned off when a client arrives. I have read reviews where SP's would stop to answer the phone. It has never personally happened to me. No client should be paying for the next client to book a time.
Not to mention the times when I'm naked ready to go and the SP is taking her time smoking her crack and an hour later, telling me to start and I'll join you in 5 minutes. :mad:
 
momlover said:
Not to mention the times when I'm naked ready to go and the SP is taking her time smoking her crack and an hour later, telling me to start and I'll join you in 5 minutes. :mad:
I haven't had that happen yet. And hope it never does.
 

Annalise Lane

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curvy_nympho said:
For providing the link! I find actually referencing quotes SO incredibly sexy! When are you coming back to Vancouver? (Wink, wink!)

It's the grammar/punctuation/reference geek in me!

Bella
Bella,,,, are you following me around ? Sheesh all you gotta do is ask !! I'd fuck you any day ... with the lights on even ... wow ... can you believe it ... oooooooooo or under candle light with a double ended dildo !!

Yes I've got tons of links ... kinda sad really !!

Girls on my todo list ... No specific order.

Bella
Harley
Jess
Gina
Angel - not bi
Paige - not bi
Lisa Giggles

anymore I should be considering ??

NOT interested in...

Ava
VV - she scares me ~ wink ~

brain isn't working right now all I can think of is bi sex.
 

curvy_nympho

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Syntax Stalker

That's me! I dig a woman who can write a complete sentence. It turns me on. Want to do a research paper complete with references? That would have me all turned upside down and inside out quivering!

LOL
:D
Bella
 

curvy_nympho

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Back on topic like Ingrid

I once had a client use my really expensive facial scrub/mask that I keep in the shower as "soap". He used up half of the container. I was so mad!!! :mad:

I usually have more than one kind of body wash in my shower placed very prominently. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to find the soap!

I can't believe someone used your razor! That's frightening. That reminds me that I should probably put mine away.

That makes me wonder if I should put my toothbrush away too!

Bella
 

sunnysideup

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Anybody can make a mistake

curvy_nympho said:
I once had a client use my really expensive facial scrub/mask that I keep in the shower as "soap". He used up half of the container. I was so mad!!! :mad:

I usually have more than one kind of body wash in my shower placed very prominently. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to find the soap!

I can't believe someone used your razor! That's frightening. That reminds me that I should probably put mine away.

That makes me wonder if I should put my toothbrush away too!

Bella

I dunno - mistakes can be made. I once tried to gargle with a liquid that I immediately discovered wasn’t mouthwash. I still don’t know what it was but it tasted awful. The SP had the courtesy not to laugh at me. As a matter of fact, I think I caused her concern about my well-being.
 
sunnysideup said:
I dunno - mistakes can be made. I once tried to gargle with a liquid that I immediately discovered wasn’t mouthwash. I still don’t know what it was but it tasted awful. The SP had the courtesy not to laugh at me. As a matter of fact, I think I caused her concern about my well-being.
That was a piss sample. She had to run it to the lab after your session. Go buy a pregnancy test and see if she was pregnant.
 

Gentleman First

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curvy_nympho said:
I once had a client use my really expensive facial scrub/mask that I keep in the shower as "soap". He used up half of the container. I was so mad!!! :mad:

I usually have more than one kind of body wash in my shower placed very prominently. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to find the soap!

I can't believe someone used your razor! That's frightening. That reminds me that I should probably put mine away.

That makes me wonder if I should put my toothbrush away too!

Bella

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh you sent him to shower....then are upset he used your soap?!

Us men do NOT know 1 soap from another....sorry to say my shower has a bottle of liquid soap and that is it.
The first thing i see that say soap, or body wash or whatever the fuck it says, is what I will grab and use.
So I suggest if its off limits, do NOT leave it in the shower.
Or only allow women to use your shower. :)
 

LonelyGhost

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for a couple bucks at London Drugs or similar places you can buy little sampler packs of soap, shampoo and conditioner and if they don't have a bag (many do) just use a zip-lock bag ... even a couple cheap toothbrushes/paste and razors (if necessary).

if the client then needs the stuff, hand him the baggy and tell him to have at it!

after washing my hair with dog shampoo and my ass with leave in conditioner, i have stopped trying to figure out women's bathrooms ...

:mad:
 

Sexy BBW

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LonelyGhost said:
for a couple bucks at London Drugs or similar places you can buy little sampler packs of soap, shampoo and conditioner and if they don't have a bag (many do) just use a zip-lock bag ... even a couple cheap toothbrushes/paste and razors (if necessary).

if the client then needs the stuff, hand him the baggy and tell him to have at it!

after washing my hair with dog shampoo and my ass with leave in conditioner, i have stopped trying to figure out women's bathrooms ...

:mad:
That's a great idea, thanks for the heads up! Will do that later this week!
 
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