I am a yank...well, actually a southerner...there is a difference....that's why they had that whole war thing. Speedo's blow, you are way off base on that one HB. I use body paint only...it's very slimming.
As for fashion heading into summer, I love the spermies advice. But then, I buy my stuff off the Goodwill rack....I have tan dockers, a checked haggar long sleeve....and hiking boots that fit into the pedals of my Trek. Styling big time. It's amazing what you can find on the used racks.
Still, you know better than that Florida. Never crap in the nest in which you find yourself.
kindest,
eddie.