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Apartment Fire: So how was your day?

Kev

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Last night i was playing online poker and decided before i went to bed i would make some herbal tea. Because you don't have much time when playing online poker to leave the computer, i ran to the stove, i already new there was enough water in the kettle so i turned the knob on, and ran back to my computer. The kettle i use has a whistle that howls when the water is boiling, and again when playing online games you don't have the luxery of leaving your computer when you feel like it so i decided to remove the whistle. Now usually when i do this i'll put me stove timer on, but alas i forgot. Sometime later i notice a faint burning plastic smell, ignoring it i go back to the game. It wasn't to long after, when the smoke detector goes off. I jump up thinking what the fuck. As soon as i hit the doorway to my bedroom i remembered 'the kettle'. As i ran into the kitchen there was some smoke, but all didn't seem to bad.....until i picked the kettle up. There was so much heat that when i removed the kettle from the stove, the metal part that holds the water separated from the plastic handle and the metal part came crashing to the floor. OH SHIT!! I immediately grabbed the oven mitts to retrieve the hot kettle, and in doing so i step on molten bits of solder that was used to attach the kettle bottom to the kettle top. This hot molten solder was splattered across the floor. I jumped back off the kitchen floor swearing to Jesus himself, onto a carpeted area. My feet are burned and as i'm dancing around in pain i see the kettle has now set the linoleum floor on fire. The flames are just starting to appear around the side of the kettle. I freak out again this time being more carefull i grab the stove mitts and toss the kettle it into the sink, and turn the cold water on. There is still molten solder smoldering everywhere and the area where the kettle was sitting is still smoking. I grab a cup of cold water and pour it over the smoldering floor. Where the kettle landed is nothing more than a large ugly black spot. There is about 10 or 12 other areas ranging from quarter of an inch to an inch that have nasty burned marks. As i survey the damage i know what i'll be doing tomorrow.

The next day i came up with a quick fix. The solution was to remove the damaged linoleum tiles and replace them with ones from behind the fridge and stove. So thats what i did. I didn't have enough tiles to replace them all so with some of the tiles that didn't suffer to much damage i took some sandpaper and sanded out the black marks. I then took White Out and dapped over the spotted area. Presto good as new. True Story.

So how was your day?
 

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Ouch man, that sucks!

Were you playing a tournament? I assume your day wasn't miraculously saved by winning 1st place or an entry into the WSOP.

That almost happen to me as well. Same thing, me running back and forth to the BEEP BEEP BEEP of "IT'S YOUR TURN!!!!!"

Setting your kitchen on fire, that's a real bad beat.
 

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Kev said:
Last night i was playing online poker and decided before i went to bed i would make some herbal tea. Because you don't have much time when playing online poker to leave the computer, i ran to the stove, i already new there was enough water in the kettle so i turned the knob on, and ran back to my computer. The kettle i use has a whistle that howls when the water is boiling, and again when playing online games you don't have the luxery of leaving your computer when you feel like it so i decided to remove the whistle. Now usually when i do this i'll put me stove timer on, but alas i forgot. Sometime later i notice a faint burning plastic smell, ignoring it i go back to the game. It wasn't to long after, when the smoke detector goes off. I jump up thinking what the fuck. As soon as i hit the doorway to my bedroom i remembered 'the kettle'. As i ran into the kitchen there was some smoke, but all didn't seem to bad.....until i picked the kettle up. There was so much heat that when i removed the kettle from the stove, the metal part that holds the water separated from the plastic handle and the metal part came crashing to the floor. OH SHIT!! I immediately grabbed the oven mitts to retrieve the hot kettle, and in doing so i step on molten bits of solder that was used to attach the kettle bottom to the kettle top. This hot molten solder was splattered across the floor. I jumped back off the kitchen floor swearing to Jesus himself, onto a carpeted area. My feet are burned and as i'm dancing around in pain i see the kettle has now set the linoleum floor on fire. The flames are just starting to appear around the side of the kettle. I freak out again this time being more carefull i grab the stove mitts and toss the kettle it into the sink, and turn the cold water on. There is still molten solder smoldering everywhere and the area where the kettle was sitting is still smoking. I grab a cup of cold water and pour it over the smoldering floor. Where the kettle landed is nothing more than a large ugly black spot. There is about 10 or 12 other areas ranging from quarter of an inch to an inch that have nasty burned marks. As i survey the damage i know what i'll be doing tomorrow.

The next day i came up with a quick fix. The solution was to remove the damaged linoleum tiles and replace them with ones from behind the fridge and stove. So thats what i did. I didn't have enough tiles to replace them all so with some of the tiles that didn't suffer to much damage i took some sandpaper and sanded out the black marks. I then took White Out and dapped over the spotted area. Presto good as new. True Story.

So how was your day?

Shyt ey damn that sucks! I did the same thing when I was younger, something to do with tossing a flint from a lighter on the floor, and seeing those marks knowing my mom would kick my ass if she saw what her daughter did, the whiteout did the trick:p
 

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LOL. I was playing till 1am last night.. on four tables at the same time.

Nice story Kev ....

... you do not keep ammo in the kitchen, eh?

:D
 

hitrack

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my advice is buy a lap top and a wireless router. If needs be you can drop a shit and not loose a turn
 

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hitrack said:
my advice is buy a lap top and a wireless router. If needs be you can drop a shit and not loose a turn
when you play on many tables at the same time .... larger screen is better

:D
 

hitrack

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vancouverman said:
when you play on many tables at the same time .... larger screen is better

:D
suddenly it's all very clear to me now
 

tunatacoeater

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So, ahh, you mind telling us if you think trying to burn down your apartment will have any impact on your rent increase?? I mean the place is now slightly damaged is it not??
 

Kev

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tunatacoeater said:
So, ahh, you mind telling us if you think trying to burn down your apartment will have any impact on your rent increase?? I mean the place is now slightly damaged is it not??
Like i posted i replaced the burned tiles with ones behind the fridge. The floor looks as good as it did before.


Massagegirl said:
Those tiles were fucked up when he moved in, hows the new owner to know?
The new owner or should i say their staff did a very thorough walk through in all the apartments before they even consider purchasing the building. Would they have noticed damage to the floor if i hadn't repaired it? I think so it was a sorely mess.
 
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gravitas

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holly shit.....not a fun time!

hope you didn't burn yourself too bad :eek:

when you replace your kettle get an electric model that shuts itself off when the water's boiled
 

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Kev said:
i see the kettle has now set the linoleum floor on fire.

The next day i came up with a quick fix. The solution was to remove the damaged linoleum tiles and replace them with ones from behind the fridge and stove. So thats what i did. I didn't have enough tiles to replace them all so with some of the tiles that didn't suffer to much damage i took some sandpaper and sanded out the black marks. I then took White Out and dapped over the spotted area. Presto good as new. True Story.

So how was your day?

And that's why your landlord increased the rent. They want to be well compensated for putting up with this kind of shit day in and day out.
 

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Hate to laugh at your misfortune Kev, but I couldn't help it.
At least you didn't burn the place down. And you came up with an ingenious fix.
But now that you may or may not be getting a rent increase, and you know the tiles behind the fridge and stove are all fucked up, and you have to invest in bottles of white-out, maybe it is time to go apartment hunting.....
 

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ezsmile said:
But now that you may or may not be getting a rent increase, and you know the tiles behind the fridge and stove are all fucked up, and you have to invest in bottles of white-out, maybe it is time to go apartment hunting.....
nooo,.... now he knows he has no spare tiles left :D
 

Kev

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gravitas said:
...when you replace your kettle get an electric model that shuts itself off when the water's boiled
Good plan.

ezsmile said:
Hate to laugh at your misfortune Kev, but I couldn't help it.
At least you didn't burn the place down. And you came up with an ingenious fix.
But now that you may or may not be getting a rent increase, and you know the tiles behind the fridge and stove are all fucked up, and you have to invest in bottles of white-out, maybe it is time to go apartment hunting.....
To see flames rising from the floor was dam scary. Your brain immediately thinks the worst.

When i look back now i get a chuckle, but it wasn't funny at the time. And it only took a couple of dabs of White Out to fix the remaining blemish marks.
 
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