CoCo Pops- Shanghai Rocks!
Panther told me to do a TOFTT, but since I don't know what the fuk that is, I decided to just screw Coco yesterday and let you know what I thought especially since he gave me shit for leeching of everyone in my first 8 posts- so this is my first review.
Made an appointment to see her at 3 pm yesterday, she's right near Richmond Mall. When I got to the building she was washing up and was a half hour late- made me wait in the lobby twiddling my thumbs, would have left if hadn't driven a fairly long way to get there. Was glad I waited!
She came down on the elevator to lead me up and I started fingering her and DFKed her right there in the elevator while copping a feel of her flexed tuchas! This sorta caught her off guard- same when I swept her off her feet, carried her out of the elevator and asked her which door to take her to!
At that point she smiled, her dark eyes flashed mischevously, and I her hooker instincts told her she better start lubing cause she suspected truthfully that she was about to receive the fucking of her life!
Before going to her, I'd been savin' up some serious splooge by doin' the Chinese semen retention thang where ya are about to cum, but press at the base of yer balls to keep from goin' into Vesuvious mode and launchin' pecker tracks on the ceilin. When ya do that, (press at the base of yer balls), you have an orgasm and your whole body shakes like its been put on one of those beds that ya pop quarters into, but you don't launch!
What DOES happen is that ya prolong yer lifespan by not dumpin' yer essence all over yer hand, and yer nads start gettin' pressurized to the point where ya walk the tectonic plates start tremblin', women and men step aside, and any woman ya make eye contact with starts lubin' in anticipation of the mambo jambo sawin' cross her clitty like a violin bow fully rosened up elicitin' squeals and moans so loud they've been known to shatter windows and set off motion detectors in parked cars up to 20 km away!
Then to REALLY boost the pressurization of the nads, I started ALSO doin' some serious supplements like DHEA, Precision's Tribulus Stack, Daytime Growth Hormone Formula, and Super Miraforte (releases free testosterone).
The effect this combo has on the pressurization of the twins is every nerve ending tingles and ya go into serious Vesuvious mode to that point that when ya launch, splooge can shoot several FEET into the air, leavin' a gapin' HOLE in the ceiling above!
I tossed coco down on the bed, ripped her silk robe off, positioned her into a 69, and she started carnivorously chowin' down on me shank while I flicked my tongue over her clitty til she was moanin good and tryin' her best to take my whole unit down her throat without gaggin' (she did a damn good job too! Better than most! Some can't handle it at all!)
I'm sure she thought she was gonna extract a load real quick and send me packin' but she didn't know a few things about me like how I do that Chinese semen retention thang partly cause of the CONTROL it gives me over when I cum, cause I ONLY cum when and IF I choose to, not when some babe thinks she's gonna hoover me!
Hell, I used to play underwater hockey:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2571543572133086249&q=underwater+hockey&pl=true and was on the coed club team at Virginia Tech University. I used to work out with the UBC co-ed UH team and theres some babes who play UH who can suck a CORK out of a CHAMPAIGN bottle! If we could somehow persuade a bunch of underwater hockey bitches to become HOs, the world would become a WAY better place, trust me!
Anyway, Coco is was doin' her damndest to extract a few gallons from me loins while I savored her tasty twat, then I flipped her up and jammed that twat down on me mouth like an oxygen mask while I sucked, nibbled and licked while holding her outstretched hands to keep her from levitatin' up around the ceilin' like one a them helium balloons or somethin' and after I got tired of that I did her doggy, but the bed broke from the shock of the thrusts and we had to stop for a minute to put the mattress back onto the bed frame.
All the while coco had this huge shit eatin' grin on her face like she was really enjoyin' it, and I decided it was time to unleash LOAD NUMBER ONE for some BBBJ!!!
With her lucious all natural 36 Ds pressin' against my chiselled chest I jacked a massive load down her throat, but there was so much volume it oozed out her mouth and was dribblin' all over so she had to go get a few towels to clean up the mess, and when she got back I'm sure she expected me to get up, whip out the long green, and split!
WRONG!
I just looked at my watch, my pecker was still at full mast, I flashed my most fiendish smile, pointed at the tool, and told her she still had more work to do cause my HOUR was only half through! Then I attempted to invite her to my oceanfront mansion, but her English sucks but she was curious as to what I was tryin' to tell her so she called a girlfriend who speaks fluent English and handed me the phone so her girlfriend could translate and when the mssg was relayed she looked at me like she wanted me fuckin' her for the rest of her LIFE!
Eatin' up the adulation, I flipped her on her back and did her missionary for a solid 10 minutes smashin' the headboard into the wall til people in the next room started yellin' for us to quiet down with coco moanin' loud enough to set off car alarms down in the street below, but I didn't wanna cum that way, I decided to save that for the shower afterwards.
By that time we were both covered in a few gallons of sweat, so we were more than ready to take the action into the shower!
Grabbin' Coco's lucious swingin' knocker from behind, I did her standing up under the shower spray til the condom was burstin' with splooge like a full water balloon, and I dropped it onto the floor of the tub where it exploded, coating our feet with its slipperyness, but I kept Coco from falling and she burst into laughter marvelin' at the volume!
She soaped me and washed me, we dried off, and she dressed me, then knelt to put my sandals back on. I forked over $180. well spent, and tossed in a $20 for a tip.
Left with a huge shit eating grin on my face!
Would I repeat? Damn straight I would, and I plan to just as long as I first recharge the nads enough to fill another swimmin' pool first which aint hard to do if you use the right dietary supplements, eat organic food, ride a bike for an hour every mornin', swim several kilometers per week, and most importantly, train your tool RIGHT by doin' the Chinese semen retention thang!
Oh yeah! Look OUT Vancouver!
Though, you should write a book about it because you ooze eloquence like Mount Vesuvius or whatever. Anyways, glad you enjoyed Coco. Sounds like you had a tectonic plate-tremblin good time.
