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Anyone Tried "Little Red Riding Hood" on CL?

blondeluver

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jham

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Can You Elaborate? Also- What about coco in Richmond?

I take it you've been to her and were unenthused- but can you provide any specifics about what your experience with her was like?

Were you rushed?
Was her head just not into the session?
Was she unfriendly?
Did you feel ripped off in some way?
When I emailed her asking some specifics about her service she failed to provide any specifics, just asked me to call her. When I tried, her VM was full so I couldn't ask any questions.

Wanted to know if she did GFE with DFK, wanted to know if she did BBBJ. Even if someone doesn't do BBBJ that wouldn't necessarily be a deal breaker for me, and even not doing DFK wouldn't necessarily be- there are other considerations as well. Sometimes its just HOW boundaries are set, when they are- a lady can still exude a lot of sensuality anyway and still possess that raw animal magnatism that can make a session worth while- a covered BJ can be fine if the lady has awesome suction for example.

If she's as hot as her pic, I'm attracted to her physically, but a cold, unfriendly attitude can kill the sort of animal magnatism that you can get from a photo alone, so please tell me more....

Also, what about http://vancouver.craigslist.org/ers/411967041.html ? Anyone ever seen her? She goes by coco and is in Richmond. She quoted me $180./hr Her ad says she does GFE
BBBJ
DATY
CIM


Thanks!
 

Pantherdash

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Do a Search

I take it you've been to her and were unenthused- but can you provide any specifics about what your experience with her was like?

Were you rushed?
Was her head just not into the session?
Was she unfriendly?
Did you feel ripped off in some way?
When I emailed her asking some specifics about her service she failed to provide any specifics, just asked me to call her. When I tried, her VM was full so I couldn't ask any questions.

Wanted to know if she did GFE with DFK, wanted to know if she did BBBJ. Even if someone doesn't do BBBJ that wouldn't necessarily be a deal breaker for me, and even not doing DFK wouldn't necessarily be- there are other considerations as well. Sometimes its just HOW boundaries are set, when they are- a lady can still exude a lot of sensuality anyway and still possess that raw animal magnatism that can make a session worth while- a covered BJ can be fine if the lady has awesome suction for example.

If she's as hot as her pic, I'm attracted to her physically, but a cold, unfriendly attitude can kill the sort of animal magnatism that you can get from a photo alone, so please tell me more....

Also, what about http://vancouver.craigslist.org/ers/411967041.html ? Anyone ever seen her? She goes by coco and is in Richmond. She quoted me $180./hr Her ad says she does GFE
BBBJ
DATY
CIM


Thanks!
Dude, do a search. There was a review of Coco not too long ago and another one of Little Red Riding Hood some time ago.

Most people won't bother but I will. Give us a review! All 8 of your posts are either asking a question or useless. And then you ask us for info on two women in one post? Do a TOFTT. Blondeluver was more than generous to provide you with a warning that she's a WOT. Now, give us something, otherwise don't bother leeching.

...waiting for your TOFTT,

Panther
 

Feenix

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Coco used to go by JJ. I have a vague recollection of good reviews. Do a search.
 

jham

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Sep 8, 2006
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CoCo Pops- Shanghai Rocks!

Panther told me to do a TOFTT, but since I don't know what the fuk that is, I decided to just screw Coco yesterday and let you know what I thought especially since he gave me shit for leeching of everyone in my first 8 posts- so this is my first review.

Made an appointment to see her at 3 pm yesterday, she's right near Richmond Mall. When I got to the building she was washing up and was a half hour late- made me wait in the lobby twiddling my thumbs, would have left if hadn't driven a fairly long way to get there. Was glad I waited!

She came down on the elevator to lead me up and I started fingering her and DFKed her right there in the elevator while copping a feel of her flexed tuchas! This sorta caught her off guard- same when I swept her off her feet, carried her out of the elevator and asked her which door to take her to!

At that point she smiled, her dark eyes flashed mischevously, and I her hooker instincts told her she better start lubing cause she suspected truthfully that she was about to receive the fucking of her life!

Before going to her, I'd been savin' up some serious splooge by doin' the Chinese semen retention thang where ya are about to cum, but press at the base of yer balls to keep from goin' into Vesuvious mode and launchin' pecker tracks on the ceilin. When ya do that, (press at the base of yer balls), you have an orgasm and your whole body shakes like its been put on one of those beds that ya pop quarters into, but you don't launch!

What DOES happen is that ya prolong yer lifespan by not dumpin' yer essence all over yer hand, and yer nads start gettin' pressurized to the point where ya walk the tectonic plates start tremblin', women and men step aside, and any woman ya make eye contact with starts lubin' in anticipation of the mambo jambo sawin' cross her clitty like a violin bow fully rosened up elicitin' squeals and moans so loud they've been known to shatter windows and set off motion detectors in parked cars up to 20 km away!

Then to REALLY boost the pressurization of the nads, I started ALSO doin' some serious supplements like DHEA, Precision's Tribulus Stack, Daytime Growth Hormone Formula, and Super Miraforte (releases free testosterone).

The effect this combo has on the pressurization of the twins is every nerve ending tingles and ya go into serious Vesuvious mode to that point that when ya launch, splooge can shoot several FEET into the air, leavin' a gapin' HOLE in the ceiling above!

I tossed coco down on the bed, ripped her silk robe off, positioned her into a 69, and she started carnivorously chowin' down on me shank while I flicked my tongue over her clitty til she was moanin good and tryin' her best to take my whole unit down her throat without gaggin' (she did a damn good job too! Better than most! Some can't handle it at all!)

I'm sure she thought she was gonna extract a load real quick and send me packin' but she didn't know a few things about me like how I do that Chinese semen retention thang partly cause of the CONTROL it gives me over when I cum, cause I ONLY cum when and IF I choose to, not when some babe thinks she's gonna hoover me!

Hell, I used to play underwater hockey: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2571543572133086249&q=underwater+hockey&pl=true and was on the coed club team at Virginia Tech University. I used to work out with the UBC co-ed UH team and theres some babes who play UH who can suck a CORK out of a CHAMPAIGN bottle! If we could somehow persuade a bunch of underwater hockey bitches to become HOs, the world would become a WAY better place, trust me!

Anyway, Coco is was doin' her damndest to extract a few gallons from me loins while I savored her tasty twat, then I flipped her up and jammed that twat down on me mouth like an oxygen mask while I sucked, nibbled and licked while holding her outstretched hands to keep her from levitatin' up around the ceilin' like one a them helium balloons or somethin' and after I got tired of that I did her doggy, but the bed broke from the shock of the thrusts and we had to stop for a minute to put the mattress back onto the bed frame.

All the while coco had this huge shit eatin' grin on her face like she was really enjoyin' it, and I decided it was time to unleash LOAD NUMBER ONE for some BBBJ!!!

With her lucious all natural 36 Ds pressin' against my chiselled chest I jacked a massive load down her throat, but there was so much volume it oozed out her mouth and was dribblin' all over so she had to go get a few towels to clean up the mess, and when she got back I'm sure she expected me to get up, whip out the long green, and split!

WRONG!

I just looked at my watch, my pecker was still at full mast, I flashed my most fiendish smile, pointed at the tool, and told her she still had more work to do cause my HOUR was only half through! Then I attempted to invite her to my oceanfront mansion, but her English sucks but she was curious as to what I was tryin' to tell her so she called a girlfriend who speaks fluent English and handed me the phone so her girlfriend could translate and when the mssg was relayed she looked at me like she wanted me fuckin' her for the rest of her LIFE!

Eatin' up the adulation, I flipped her on her back and did her missionary for a solid 10 minutes smashin' the headboard into the wall til people in the next room started yellin' for us to quiet down with coco moanin' loud enough to set off car alarms down in the street below, but I didn't wanna cum that way, I decided to save that for the shower afterwards.

By that time we were both covered in a few gallons of sweat, so we were more than ready to take the action into the shower!

Grabbin' Coco's lucious swingin' knocker from behind, I did her standing up under the shower spray til the condom was burstin' with splooge like a full water balloon, and I dropped it onto the floor of the tub where it exploded, coating our feet with its slipperyness, but I kept Coco from falling and she burst into laughter marvelin' at the volume!

She soaped me and washed me, we dried off, and she dressed me, then knelt to put my sandals back on. I forked over $180. well spent, and tossed in a $20 for a tip.

Left with a huge shit eating grin on my face!

Would I repeat? Damn straight I would, and I plan to just as long as I first recharge the nads enough to fill another swimmin' pool first which aint hard to do if you use the right dietary supplements, eat organic food, ride a bike for an hour every mornin', swim several kilometers per week, and most importantly, train your tool RIGHT by doin' the Chinese semen retention thang!

Oh yeah! Look OUT Vancouver!
 
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TreeMan

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Hey, the Chinese semen retention thang! I've heard of that. :rolleyes: Though, you should write a book about it because you ooze eloquence like Mount Vesuvius or whatever. Anyways, glad you enjoyed Coco. Sounds like you had a tectonic plate-tremblin good time.

TreeMan
 

jham

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Sep 8, 2006
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Tsunamis

Am concerned that low laying inhabitants in the lower mainland could be placed at great risk of drowning if too many people on PERB start utilizing the information provided in the last thread!

Moreover, numerous beds and buildings in and around the lower mainland could be destroyed from shifting tectonic plates and many gallons of splooge bursting through ceilings and walls! Entire buildings could start imploding from the sheer magnitude of the explosions!

About the only beneficiaries aside from pooners and hos would be the dietary supplement industry, and the insurance industry will probably feel compelled to put a contract out on me.

Oh well, such is life, eh?:D
 

Pantherdash

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Apr 2, 2007
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Hey jham,

thanks for a review of yourself!:D Just kidding bud. That was gold, jham, GOLD!

I myself like to biuld it up so I can deliver a nice heavy splooge of cum on the lady's face...not many allow it, but I do it when I can.

Hey, dude check out Angela of CL with the big tatas....she advertises with the same agency and aparantly has quite the enthusiasm. If not go and check out Jessie at Prosper City Kingsway. She's really cute and allows CIM and if what you say is true you could drown her.:D

Thanks and welcome aboard!

Panther
 

jham

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Sep 8, 2006
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SPs Should Review _US_, And Give US FREEBIES!!

Dude, if ya wanna build up the splooge volume so ya can do facials, ya need to learn some tips from JHAM. I used to live in South Florida (Fort Lauderdale), and I used to ride along the coast living out of a conversion van bein' the archetypal beach bum after flunkin' outa school for chasin' too much tail. My favorite place to surf was Coco Beach/Melbourne area so I hung there a lot around the mid coast area, Sebastion Inlet was also good.

Only time S.Florida ever had any surf was when a hurricane was brewing and big swells were pushing over top Bahama bank which normally blocks all swells coming from the east in South Florida.

Anyway, I'd hit Ft. Lauderdale and Hollywood in the winter when all the snowbirds were down from Montreal with their sexy French Canadian accents, and with my bronzed tan and beach muscles they were putty in my hands- specially when I let slip that I had a waterbed and some good BC Bud, a cooler fulla beer, a Bong and a quadraphonic sound system with lotsa good tunes in the back of my van, plus a hibachi and charcoal ta grill up mahi-mahi and cheeseburgers ;->

The super high octane dietary supplements we have nowadays are WAY better for doin' the Splooge build up thang when coupled with Chinese Semen Retention (*google that, you'll find the info) and if you just do what ol' JHAM tells ya, soon you'll get a handful of SPs that will become A-DICK-TED to ya, and, mark my words, in time, they'll be given ya FREE-BEES!! (SHWING! ;->)

WHAT TA DO:

1. Get Precision's Tribulus Stack: http://www.precisionsupplements.ca/
This stuff's awesome! Best shlong hardenin' agent on the planet, bar NONE!
It'll amp up your testosterone to the point where your nads will be buzzin like they're fulla crazed psychokiller BEES or somethin' ! You'll go walkin' down the street, and the electricity in your lear will be so laserlike that women will be comin' up to you making all kinds of overtures, wantin, no BEGGIN' ya to shoot your hot load all over their faces! Ya know those SPs that strut around Surrey tryin' ta snag guys for hummers in their cars?

You'll have ta beat 'em off with a stick, cause once word gets around of your splooge production they'll all have to check it out just to SEE for THEMSELVES, LOL, and you won't have to PAY for that, it'll have ta start being the way it SHOULD damn well be, which is the OTHER way around!

2. Get Life Extension Foundation's Super Miraforte http://www.lef.org
This shits the real deal! It frees up testosterone making it more available for splooge production so ya can dish out sublime helpin's of lucious puddin' for the baberoonies includin' the most sublimely bodacious hummer givers anywhere in the lower mainland (since none of 'em are hos)- the underwater hockey bitches on the UBC Club team: http://www.underwaterhockey.ca/history.html http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2571543572133086249&q=underwater+hockey&pl=true

3. DHEA- be careful on this one! Technically, its a class one felony to possess in Canada, so what ya gotta do is go into Point Roberts, get it at the International Marketplace, transfer it into innocuous empty Vitamin C containers, and bring it back in. Its WRONG that its a class one felony to possess in Canada, but then everythang about so called "Health Canada" is a crime against humanity! Hell, cholesterol is ALSO a damn steroid, but ya don't see the buggers bannin' McDonalds greesy hamburgers, now do ya? Anyway, ain't nothin' even DANGEROUS about DHEA, read up on it on the Life Extension Foundation website http://www.lef.org

4. Daytime and Nighttime Growth Hormone Formulas: both available at http://www.lef.org Helps splooge production.

5. Liquid Ionic Magnesium: Highest Absorbtion possible http://www.biofrequencyconsulting.com available from the Vitamin House on 56th Ave in Tsawwassen, and while you're in there scope out the awesome cleavage on Cindy, the MILF behind the counter...... gave HER a damn good facial one time..... did her lucious baberoonie DAUGHTER too! (She works there too) but don't say nothin' eh? Wouldn't wanna ruin a good THANG!

Anyway, they also sell some shit in there called CHILL PILLS which have magnesium, and the reason ya need that stuff is cause when yer nads are squirmin' like toads from the awesome splooge volume JHAMs special facial protocol provides, ya need somethin' to help ya CHILL OUT so ya don't do nuthin CRAZY, like get a conversion van with a waterbed and go cruisin' Tofino beaches lookin' fer hot chicks that need facials! (I did that this summer, and had it to MYSELF, but if a few of you wanna join me I could do a WORKSHOP or somethin' if anyone is willin' ta pay to learn about the X-TRA ingredients and special techniques I aint' mentioned here!

(Ya didn't REALLY think JHAM was gonna give away the FULL MONTY, didja?

Nooooooooooooooooo! Gotta PAY if ya want that, cause even I sometimes aint too proud to pay for it, or I wouldn't be on HERE obviously, its just that it would be ONLY RIGHT if we were able to turn the TABLES on these bitches to the point where THEY'RE the ones beggin for it, RIGHT?

Yeah, what we need is for them to RATE US and give us FREEBIES!

Either that, or I need some assistance convertin' the lucious baberoonies on the UBC swim team and underwater hockey club into hummer providin' bitches in HEAT, oh YEAH!!

Their snatches will be on FIRE for us if we just assemble the right TEAM of hooliganistic pussy destroyers, anyone in?:D Once we get Vancouver bitches givin' it away all over the place the way we NEED 'em to, then the hos will have to lower their prices, RIGHT?

As my main mafia surf buddy from Jersey once said "In ALL TINGS, WE benefit!" "ALLLLLLL TINGS, BUBBUH!" (LOL!) I would start ratin' my freebees on here, but that would be unfair to ya'll, so you'll just haveta settle for the occassional review I do those rare times when I pay for it.

(Course if anyone wants ta PAY me to review their FAVORITE SP on here, and see if she meets with JHAMs seal of HARDEST CORE APPROVAL, well we can NEGOTIATE on that, eh?:cool:
 

Pantherdash

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Hey Jham, that's quite a bit of useful splooge production info...could be useful for the guys who need it, but I myself don't. If I really the girl and she's into it there's no end of the splooge, even more if I just had it in her ass and pounded her hard.

I've read that the ability to splooge lots is hereditary so that might be a factor in your Peter North ability...nothin' like face paintin', eh?:D

Panther
 

Sir Jim

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Please look into post #11 here. There are some confidentiality issues midway thru.
 

Kato

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I think JHam is the inventor of The White Spot's "Triple 'O Sauce" .......
 
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