I went and both were overpriced and underwhelming. Way over hyped.
As Honda says, there is no way I am risking my job over this when I can get much better here for way less.
I really clicked with a 6’ tall redhead at the chicken ranch, she gave me a menu and everything on it was 300-450 bucks and this was in 1992. It was late at night and I had a hot run on the tables, my buddy lost all his money and was totally depressed, hey wanna have some fun, watch ya got in mind he said, follow me. We went to the concierge desk and I asked if they had any Cadillac’s we could rent? I can have one here in 3 mins Sir, right on get us one, a black beauty showed up and they gave me the keys, it had 8 miles on the odometer and we broke that thing in pedal to the metal heading for Parumph.
We hit the Cherry Patch first and it was $150 for each gal, the first one was a younger Latina and she was a Dud just didn’t click so I went and got another a tall lovely blonde, she really brought the heat, she was great! By now my buddy came out with a big smile on his face, we had two babes each and we were on a roll.
I saw the sign for the Chicken Ranch, we just had to go, by now it was 3 am and we were the only guys in there and there were only 2 gals working. He grabbed the big titted brunette and I waltzed off with the tall redhead who’s hair hung down past her ass, I was mesmerized by her. She led me into her room which was like a Sultan’s Paradise huge king bed with giant purple silk pillows which matched the bedspread and drapes, she must have been the Queen Chicken. I was aghast when I saw the menu, wow I wasn’t expecting this I told her I’m a Volkswagen Kmart kinda guy my self not a Limo Dude, what’s your best price? Well since the place is dead the best deal I can give you is $150, right on let’s go for it. I showered and then she Checked my Dick with the magnifying lamp on her desk, Hey don’t burn it I’d like to have some fun you know! She burst out laughing and said your the silliest bastard I’ve had in here in a long time, I’m Canadian eh!
She had huge gorgeous pornstar manmades and being in that giant bed with her made me feel like a King she was awesome. We had a break and she gave me a beer from her fridge, I love your shirt she said, it was the Kokanee T with the Snowman and the Sasquatch “Have One for the Mugwhump,” I gave it to her. Geeze you really turn me on how bout another quickie I only got 100 bucks left, what the hell why not she says, I had a terrific time with her but it was getting late and time to go. I owe you a hundred and reached for my wallet, forget it she says you gave me the shirt off your back that one was on me! Wow I was flabbergasted, I’m going to show you something I’ve never showed anybody and she opened her massive closet, it was full of beautiful gowns and expensive lingerie etc. This is the real me she said and opened a small closet on the end, it was full of ripped jeans and T-shirts, “I’m a Kmart kinda Gal myself” she laughed. She was from Texas and while we were having fun I asked if she could do that southern talk, you want to hear ma Honey Drippin voice Suga? Oh yeah I sure do, what a blast that was and I got a free fuck that just cost me a shirtless ride back to Vegas. My Buddy had a fabulous time as well the whole night cost me $1500 bucks with drinks meals etc, we were cruisin back as the dawn was rising and classic rock was pounding, I don’t know about you but my Cock is Happy now he said, mine too what a blast!🤠
