And You Guys In Vancouver Think You Have it Tough?

[sybian]

First off....if the Mods think I've overstepped with this post in any way, they are more than welcome to nuke it, if they think I've stepped on any toes with paid advertisers.

I know everyone gets annoyed with fake pictures, and misrepresentation......but we up here are expected to book ladies made of plastic.

If you go to LL in the Interior , and punch in Drew, then go too the Feb. 28th add, and the 3rd or 4th picture in the add is a slim young lady , a little blurred but she is wearing a black lace outfit.
It's a freaking Mannequin FFS!
That's what we have to put up with around here.....they don't even use real people!...and the fact that they blurred the image is even more deceitful...it's not like she moved at the moment the pic. was taken.
I wonder if you booked her, if they ask what size hole they need to drill in the plastic?...or should a client bring his own cordless drill?

To give credit, it was a member with the nickname pooningshawn that caught it...as he's made it a personal project to expose fake pics in adds in the Kamloops section....so the credit goes to him for this catch, and exposing a new level of low.

 

[Dick Ford]

I guess that's what we deserve for being the unsophisticated rubes and yokels that we are. I wonder, though, do they really have it that bad in Vancouver? Seems like the fickle gents are the real problem in Vancouver.

 

[ElsiDawson]

I guess that's what we deserve for being the unsophosticated rubes and yokels that we are. I wonder, though, do they really have it that bad in Vancouver? Seems like the fickle gents are the real problem in Vancouver.

A blowie to Dick Ford for accurately diagnosing the struggle in Vancouver, and a second for doing it in reply to sybian who's never won himself a freebie.

Good show, Dick. Keep up the good work.

 

[Billiam]

There is a poster currently in The Lounge looking to switch from real to synthetic as far as SPs go - perhaps you could hook him up?!
Seriously though, it does take all kinds of both SPs and perbites!

 

[Dick Ford]

A blowie to Dick Ford for accurately diagnosing the struggle in Vancouver, and a second for doing it in reply to sybian who's never won himself a freebie.

Good show, Dick. Keep up the good work.

Thanks! I'll do my best to keep it up!

 

[sybian]

A blowie to Dick Ford for accurately diagnosing the struggle in Vancouver, and a second for doing it in reply to sybian who's never won himself a freebie.

Good show, Dick. Keep up the good work.

Well I couldn't even come close to being the gentleman Mr. Ford is...I've heard nothing but good things.

Having said that Elsi, I do respect the fact you keep your head down when your working....a good work ethic is much easier to swallow, and perhaps one day, I will lick this free blowie thing.

 

[cr_tallguy]

Having said that Elsi, I do respect the fact you keep your head down when your working....a good work ethic is much easier to swallow, and perhaps one day, I will lick this free blowie thing.

Kudos! You moved the bar from double entendre to triple and quadruple entendre. Mike drop.

 

[poonerboi]

And it was an Agency ad , not some scamming Indie!

 

[sybian]

And it was an Agency ad , not some scamming Indie!

I know and up since the 28th of February......that just makes me SMH.
I think Dick Ford is right, they do think we are a bunch of Yokels ,that wouldn't know any better.
I think next time I go to town and get near a phone I'm going to ask how much it is to book the Mannequin in their February add, unless of course it has already been thrown into the recycling bin.

 

[Sphubby]

Well I did a search on the interior and seems like the ad is gone, maybe enough flagged it to get it removed. After not finding the offending ad I just search all the ads in the interior. So sorry for you luck guys. Damn....you guys have some slim pickings.

I love the hotel pics with crap all over the bed and floor, the crazy photoshopped pics, the decent looking bodies with grandmother face. Going through the first page of 100 I picked out 3 that looked acceptable. You guys don't have a lot of choices do you. Not sure if there are any paid advertisers on perb that are in your area but I am guessing that is your best bet other than agency. Checked out Garden of Eden and they don't seem to have a website to choose ladies from which I found odd. Maybe its about the the SO did a tour and head to Kelowna for a few days

 

[sybian]

Well I did a search on the interior and seems like the ad is gone, maybe enough flagged it to get it removed. After not finding the offending ad I just search all the ads in the interior. So sorry for you luck guys. Damn....you guys have some slim pickings.

I love the hotel pics with crap all over the bed and floor, the crazy photoshopped pics, the decent looking bodies with grandmother face. Going through the first page of 100 I picked out 3 that looked acceptable. You guys don't have a lot of choices do you. Not sure if there are any paid advertisers on perb that are in your area but I am guessing that is your best bet other than agency. Checked out Garden of Eden and they don't seem to have a website to choose ladies from which I found odd. Maybe its about the the SO did a tour and head to Kelowna for a few days

Yes they did take it down ......now Drew is a pretty good looking little blonde that doesn't seem to be made of plastic.
I used to ,years ago ..frequent the Garden of Eden...it wasn't bad, and the girls were actually good looking, and friendly, but tended to be on the mechanical side.....but they always had a few strong nines in their line-up
After awhile ,about six months later , I went to a different establishment ....two of the girls had moved over there in the meantime from the Garden....so much for a change of scenery.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Maybe a Phoenix ought spread her wings...

 

[sybian]

Maybe a Phoenix ought spread her wings...

Shit....I just sold my house in lake country, between Vernon and the Kelowna Airport, well actually it was a cottage, about 1100 square feet, but on a few acres, with fruit trees.
I would have let you live there for nothing as it was sitting empty, unless I passed through town.
My friends used it more than I did, so I decided to sell it....I would have loved it if you had moved in there, and just took care of the place for me.....I didn't want renters to destroy the place, but I really didn't want to sell either.

 

[jgg]

Shit....I just sold my house in lake country, between Vernon and the Kelowna Airport, well actually it was a cottage, about 1100 square feet, but on a few acres, with fruit trees.
I would have let you live there for nothing as it was sitting empty, unless I passed through town.
My friends used it more than I did, so I decided to sell it....I would have loved it if you had moved in there, and just took care of the place for me.....I didn't want renters to destroy the place, but I really didn't want to sell either.

Anywhere near Grey Monk?

 

[sybian]

Anywhere near Grey Monk?

No .... Latitude 50 is one of my favourite.
Any other wine needs to be distilled ,to make it palatable to my less than refined taste.