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Lotto Max Jackpot is at $55 Million

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Dec 18, 2016
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Yes!!!! I won!!! Just checked the numbers !!

I can't believe my eyes! I have not won anything in a long time! Although I have won, I told my SO that I am not going to change much. I still want to keep working and have all my friends. I will still be the sam old take8easy for you guys.
I had already planned how to spend my winnings. So I am going to invest it all in more lottery tickets. All of $10.

I need to lie down and let my nerves calm down,
In my early days in Toronto I got a phone call. The client wanted to double my rate if I would come visit him. It wasn't too far out of my way so I said yes. When I got there he told me he had won a million dollars on an Instant Millions scratch and win ticket. He showed me pictures of him at the lotto office receiving the cheque plus photocopies of the cheque, he was the real deal. Apparently he bought twenty $5 tickets and one of them was a winner.
 

PerbMod

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Nobody won the big prize, now it's $60 million. That's is enough money to tell anyone, or the whole world, to go fuck themselves. I will pick up some tickets today. lol
 

steiln

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I signed up for online subscription. buy 1 ticket plus extra every draw. win more small prizes than I ever did buying occasional ones. no big ones yet! still get to dream every draw lol
 

thodisipagal

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Oct 23, 2010
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Just spent some money on Lotto Max.

They say odds of a $5 ticket winning the jackpot are 1 in 28.6 Million.

I think odds of the winning ticket being from Ontario are much much higher. Also, many winners are senior citizens. Also, based purely on photos, many winners are of Asian origin. Factor all that with my crappy luck and my odds of winning are about 1 in 28.6 billion.

IF I win though, that would mean 183,333 visits to SP's (@300/hr rate) so wish me luck, Ladies!

But realistically if I do win, one SP a day x $300 x 365 days x 20 years = Just over two million. Ok so 2 mil for me and SO can keep the rest.

Let the dreaming begin!!!!!!!!! ..
T8E, sex every single day for the next 20 years?! Man oh man, what a life that'd be, eh? But, then again, you may want to read this: http://theweek.com/articles/458510/much-sex-why-some-animals-fornicate-death
 

thodisipagal

Active member
Oct 23, 2010
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Surrey
Yes!!!! I won!!! Just checked the numbers !!

I can't believe my eyes! I have not won anything in a long time! Although I have won, I told my SO that I am not going to change much. I still want to keep working and have all my friends. I will still be the sam old take8easy for you guys.
I had already planned how to spend my winnings. So I am going to invest it all in more lottery tickets. All of $10.

I need to lie down and let my nerves calm down,
OK, now tell us, what does that get you with a lady? A finger poke in your tummy?
 

sdw

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Just spent some money on Lotto Max.

They say odds of a $5 ticket winning the jackpot are 1 in 28.6 Million.

I think odds of the winning ticket being from Ontario are much much higher. Also, many winners are senior citizens. Also, based purely on photos, many winners are of Asian origin. Factor all that with my crappy luck and my odds of winning are about 1 in 28.6 billion.

IF I win though, that would mean 183,333 visits to SP's (@300/hr rate) so wish me luck, Ladies!

But realistically if I do win, one SP a day x $300 x 365 days x 20 years = Just over two million. Ok so 2 mil for me and SO can keep the rest.

Let the dreaming begin!!!!!!!!! ..
Your odds with 1 ticket on the Lotto Max or 649 are close to your odds with many tickets. Therefore, buying 1 ticket on the 2 main lotteries is "being in the game", buying many tickets is just wasting your money. The odds of anyone winning are driven on how many tickets are sold. That is why the winners are usually from Ontario or Quebec. Many more people. It's also why nobody ever wins the Lotto BC. Too few people, same odds as 649.

If I won, it wouldn't change my life that much and certainly wouldn't increase my pooning. Not with that asshole with HIV fucking every woman that he can Bareback. He's infected a few which is why he has been charged and is in the media.
 

take8easy

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The dream of hitting the big jackpot lives on. The jackpot is at $60 Millions boys and girls.

Disclaimer: I do not work for BCLC at all. So this thread is not me shilling for them. :)

I am in two pools and have my own ticket. All I need to do now is to win. :)


I have redone the math though. This is what I need per day;

650 (duos only) including tip* + $10 parking + $15.68 per blue pill (Not yet, but I m making provisions for later years) + $25 liquor/wine = 700/day x 312 days = $218,400 / year
(*650 is sort of an avg, there would be some solos, some trios and a day or two sick days as well)

If I live another 20 years, it would be about 4.5 million. Add another half million for inflation etc. I think I should be able to afford that if I ever get my share of about 12 million. :)

I will also give it back to the society. I will be giving it back in form of donations (to the sps) ;)

T8E
 

sybian

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The dream of hitting the big jackpot lives on. The jackpot is at $60 Millions boys and girls.

Disclaimer: I do not work for BCLC at all. So this thread is not me shilling for them. :)

I am in two pools and have my own ticket. All I need to do now is to win. :)


I have redone the math though. This is what I need per day;

650 (duos only) including tip* + $10 parking + $15.68 per blue pill (Not yet, but I m making provisions for later years) + $25 liquor/wine = 700/day x 312 days = $218,400 / year
(*650 is sort of an avg, there would be some solos, some trios and a day or two sick days as well)

If I live another 20 years, it would be about 4.5 million. Add another half million for inflation etc. I think I should be able to afford that if I ever get my share of about 12 million. :)

I will also give it back to the society. I will be giving it back in form of donations (to the sps) ;)

T8E
Don't forget to budget in Gatorade.....you'll need plenty of it.
Dehydration is a hell of a way too go.
 

Caramel

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Dec 21, 2011
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I am going to start playing lotteries now :) I bought some scratch tickets today and won a few dollars haha, so I guess I'll spend that money to buy more! I am using the strategies I learned on the internet :) I don't care what I win, as long as it is money in the hundreds or thousands, more would be much better of course, but I am not being picky. Any "free" money is nice! I don't know, I kind of feel lucky these days :D
 

Caramel

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Nobody won the big prize, now it's $60 million. That's is enough money to tell anyone, or the whole world, to go fuck themselves. I will pick up some tickets today. lol
hahaha !!! totally agreed :D
 
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