Worlds largest Schlongs

[Luckylou555]

I almost feel sorry for these guys ..must get a little light headed when they get a hard-on
https://www.fr24news.com/a/2020/05/...in-the-world-and-how-they-cope-with-them.html

 

[westwoody]

Ever see the film with Seka, Long Dong Silver and the Texas Longhorn?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Long Dong Silver and the Texas Longhorn?

Some male porn actors have the best names. LOL!

 

[Billiam]

As Maria Muldaur used to sing 'It ain't the meat, it's the motion, it's the movement that gives it the sock!'
Replies the thoroughly average-sized male.
I assume having the world's largest breasts is a totally different story for those women so afflicted.

 

[vanblue]

When you read the stuff on Redditt about the trials and tribulations of people with huge breasts or a huge dick, you really can appreciate the joys of being average. But , damn give me that 10 incher for a day just for fun please.

 

[gugga_madi]

When you read the stuff on Redditt about the trials and tribulations of people with huge breasts or a huge dick, you really can appreciate the joys of being average. But , damn give me that 10 incher for a day just for fun please.

We live in a time where being average should be the easiest and best thing. I am not even talking only in the terms of Dick size here, you can include that too, but in general also. But people are never satisfied, LOL.

 

[Mrmotorscooter]

They could make a donation to the Penis Museum
https://www.google.ca/search?q=body...TCICl2I2HvewCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAG&biw=704&bih=643

 

[nwtl]

I'm still not sure why I opened this thread.

 

[Fullhouse]

I'm still not sure why I opened this thread.

I think you wanted to see if you made the 'honorable mention' list.

I've heard through the 'grape vine' that you have been called a 'really big prick' many a times .

 

[Cock Throppled]

Feel sorry for the Mexican guy. It really is a handicap.
Not only would it be uncomfortable trying to walk around with that thing, but it probably doesn't function properly to achieve an erection, and it would scare any man or woman.

 

[take8easy]

At my age, I am just happy that I have one that still funcktions.

 

[Bobert1969]

There is a guy that walks by my house every morning and I see him while I'm walking my dog. He walks in a fashion that has his pelvis pushed forward and I first thought it was a spinal issue. Then I noticed a giant bulge in his pants and realized he's either wearing a diaper that is bunched up in the front, or he's packing horse meat. If he has to walk like that because he's blessed (or cursed), then no thank you.

 

[diegochanel]

Feel sorry for the Mexican guy. It really is a handicap.
Not only would it be uncomfortable trying to walk around with that thing, but it probably doesn't function properly to achieve an erection, and it would scare any man or woman.

The Mexican guy did it to himself. He stretched it out with weights since he was a teenager and now it’s almost all foreskin.

 

[Mrmotorscooter]

The Mexican guy did it to himself. He stretched it out with weights since he was a teenager and now it’s almost all foreskin.

Great for smuggling?

 

[uncleg]

 

[westwoody]

There is a guy that walks by my house every morning and I see him while I'm walking my dog. He walks in a fashion that has his pelvis pushed forward and I first thought it was a spinal issue. Then I noticed a giant bulge in his pants and realized he's either wearing a diaper that is bunched up in the front, or he's packing horse meat. If he has to walk like that because he's blessed (or cursed), then no thank you.

Sounds like Elephantiasis, it is a horrible painful disease. Don’t google if you are squeamish.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

When you read the stuff on Redditt about the trials and tribulations of people with huge breasts or a huge dick, you really can appreciate the joys of being average. But , damn give me that 10 incher for a day just for fun please.

Back in my college football days there was a guy on he team with a huge dick. This big O-Lineman from B.C. (Chiliwack I think). We would tease him about it all the time. He actually hated having a big penis because he was tired of getting nothing but HJ's because no girl would let him fuck them.
Funny thing was in our senior year he hooked up with this tiny, little gal who apparently had not problem accomodating him in cowgirl. He told us this because he accidentally broke her nose one night. She's riding him bare and just as he's about to come, he goes to lift her off. His strength got the best of him and with her being so tiny, he didn't simply lift her but ended up throwing her head first into the wall behind them.
Try expalining that to the nurse at the ER. LOL!
Cheers
J

 

[Fullhouse]

Sounds like Elephantiasis, it is a horrible painful disease. Don’t google if you are squeamish.

I am afflicted with Stalliontiatis, - - describes men who are hung like a horse.
The ladies love it, and they enjoy riding me.