Why do women need to talk so fucking much???

[cougarluvrr]

Good question GBM. I found I don't mind lots of chat from SO because she's and intelligent thinking human but even then sometimes need quiet time. During the work week, especially, I need time to think so I just get away, hide in the garage, go for a run or sometimes retire to the back pew at the stip joint for a cold one after business. Over the years with SO tried NORMNORM's approach, learned to hold my own, and actually wound up in some really cool stimulating conversation with SO. Still enjoy a good road trip with her just hear what's happenin' in that pretty little head of her's and let her know what's in mine. Also find when I take the time to really listen she takes the time to really shag. Do find that BC's fine cash crop helps keep me from stressing out if she goes into triple OT . Turned her on to my friend Mary Jane a while ago, mellowed out the chat a bit and made it really interesting, met a whole brand new side of the SO . Me, her and our girl May Jane now that's a pleasant threesome. Sorry just went off to one of my happy places.

Worst trouble I ever caused over the years was ignoring her for a while. Trust me if you don't listen at all for a while, she'll find some one who will. Not that a little discrete on the side is bad, all's fair right what ever makes for a happy satisfied SO, but having to get rid of some deadbeat love sick twit BF who keeps showing up on your front step to save your lady from her "uncaring SO" is a wee bit more stressful than listening to her!!! I'm not a fan of letting some lawyer have all my hard earned so still trying to get through that one. Who said life was all easy.

Dated a girl once who wouln't say a damn word, still the only thing I know about her is her name and what she looks like naked, I think she was just so dumb she didn't have anything going on upstairs. Most boring lay I ever had. Broke it off out of pure boredom.

But I guess I'm crazy, always am attracted to an independent, intelligent, successful woman with something to say. Nice derriere help too. Obviously if she's just an airhead yipping constantly about nothing I would run her off like the pain in the as she is and get a real woman.

 

[mick_eight]

Old joke so sue me....Whats a woman? Answer... A life support system for a pussssay

 

[peety]

All the FUKN talking can kill a guy!

George buddy I concur... extra strength Advil gel caps is my cure. Fuk... and this is from a guy who's been told he is a great listener--by females!! I can talk my SO down to the point... but fuk the brain really gets a work-out!

Males and Females need their own types of orgasmic releases... Men need to blow their loads... Females being multi-orgasmic first blow shit out their mouth and their second SOG happens when they blow up our fukn brains

 

[Tiffany]

Forgive me...

Seems like you guys talk about as much nonsense as we do! I dated this musician once and he rhymed everything!! When he had nothing left to sing about, he came up with one about chicken mcnuggets!!! Talk about headaches. Another fellow was hugely into the titanic, he used to keep me on the phone all night... I mean ALL night talking about the titanic. I would fall asleep and wake up in the morning and he was still talking!!

We're not as bad as you think, you just probably could care less what we had to say. If she talks to much, give her something really tasty ( not your dick!!) usually sour things work best. For me anyways. Maybe peanut butter or caramel??

 

[Discombobbled]

George buddy I concur... extra strength Advil gel caps is my cure. Fuk... and this is from a guy who's been told he is a great listener--by females!! I can talk my SO down to the point... but fuk the brain really gets a work-out!

Males and Females need their own types of orgasmic releases... Men need to blow their loads... Females being multi-orgasmic first blow shit out their mouth and their second SOG happens when they blow up our fukn brains

I concur, I like the advil gel caps when I'm tryin to chillout but they don't work so well when you've been drinking, They seem to make me 'move my body' when I don't want to. It's like I kick and thrust without meaning to, and it ain't no fun. Thus, the gelcaps are really good if you're not drinkin, but if you are, stay away!!

 

[peety]

ha ha

so you end up dancin' like Elaine on Seinfeld??

 

[ghostie]

I had a female friend tell me that "Women don't burp or fart so if they did'nt bitch, they'd blow up!" You tell me!

SS

exactly....

for example... here's GBM's lady in one of her more relaxed moments:

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[Discombobbled]

so you end up dancin' like Elaine on Seinfeld??

Something like that

 

[lena]

Definately think Discombobbled is well on the way to being drunk....
No other explanation really for such.... blathering?

note to self: perb does serve a purpose but this is not it

 

[Cock Throppled]

OK I got this problem... I need help from you kind folks.

My S.O., bless her sweet little heart, needs to talk almost constantly. If I refuse to acknowledge her talking, she just hums to herself, always making a sound. Every day I am deluged with incessant chatter about this or that, basically a whole pile of nothingness. This girl needs to talk for hours (like 5 or 6 hours) a day. When she had a job as a travel agent, she would spend the day talking to clients then come home and yammer away like this was her last chance before dying.
It's not just her, but many women I have dated.
Worst of all, I hardly ever say anything to encourage the talking.
What is it with women? Why the fuck do they need to talk so much?

I'm confused. Is this the woman you love and can't be without, but bores you, or the one who is hot and sexual and you want to be with? If it's the first, then the situation you describe should help in your decision? Also, I've found that if I actually carry on a conversation I only have to listen half the time.

 

[stryker]

Definately think Discombobbled is well on the way to being drunk....
No other explanation really for such.... blathering?

note to self: perb does serve a purpose but this is not it

Oh for cryin out loud,,lighten up,or is it that time of the month?

 

[make it clap]

Meiko,

Why do you think my advice is funny? I do not think I know women in genereal, but the ones i do know, i know pretty well... i think....lol.

It is good advice, it works for me.

My best,

Clap Clap

 

[georgebushmoron]

What I meant...that's what you should do...just ignore it. Women love talking, but doesn't mean we want any responce or anything...just let us talk. Most of the time, we don't even know what we are talking about.

jeez you're right, I don't know what you're talking about right now.

 

[georgebushmoron]

exactly....

for example... here's GBM's lady in one of her more relaxed moments:

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I WISH! I love this girl

 

[Audrey]

She talked so much that I threw up.

A few years ago I got drunk with a girlfriend of mine. In the morning I was hungover & felt like crap. She started talking really really fast. After 5min I told her to stop, that her voice was making me sick. Did she stop?. No. She kept talking faster & faster & finaly I threw up. Her voice literaly made me sick.
Get this, an hour later she did the same thing & I threw up again.
Needless to say we aren't friends anymore. It wasn't the alcohol either cause I very rarely puke when I drink.

 

[georgebushmoron]

A few years ago I got drunk with a girlfriend of mine. In the morning I was hungover & felt like crap. She started talking really really fast. After 5min I told her to stop, that her voice was making me sick. Did she stop?. No. She kept talking faster & faster & finaly I threw up. Her voice literaly made me sick.
Get this, an hour later she did the same thing & I threw up again.
Needless to say we aren't friends anymore. It wasn't the alcohol either cause I very rarely puke when I drink.

See what I mean? I got the flu and other countless illnesses and stress from female chatter. Really it can affect your health and well being, maybe shave years off a man's life.

 

[Ilovethemall]

take a nap

tell the biayatch to shut up, roll over and take a nap - and if that doesn'tm work, dump her and find one that talks less.

I had one once that just never ever shut the fuck up - and worse, most of what she said was useless drivel.....so, after a month of good humping it was byebye time for her.

Why do they talk so much...hard to say...I think it is just instinct, like elephants finding a water hole in the desert. They know how to do it, so they do it.

Earplugs are a good thought.

 

[pooner1]

OK I got this problem... I need help from you kind folks.

talking to clients then come home and yammer away like this was her last chance before dying.

I kept asking her to please give me some silence.... by the end of the 3 hour drive my immune system became weak (her talking had worn me down) and I caught the flu and was bed ridden for days.

Worst of all, I hardly ever say anything to encourage the talking. They just keep talking and talking and talking. I usually only ever say, "Please, can I please have a few minutes of silence so I can think to myself? I can't think for Chrissakes. Let me have some silence please oh please I beg you, please shut up."

What is it with women? Why the fuck do they need to talk so much? How do you deal with all this talking?

HA, HA, HA, LOL, ROFLMAO, I share your pain. My mom is like that talk, talk, talk, talk, when I visit her like it her last dying breath. I don't need to watch the news because when I visit her she will tell me the lastest news and gosip.

HA, HA, You just gotta learn to tune it out or be like me when I drive her shopping after first five minutes I have to tell her to shut up. Can you just stop talking. I gotta massive headache from drivng her around shopping for 3 hours. No wonder my dad starts and arguement to shut her up.

30 years latter you are worn down to nub of an eraser.

 

[pooner1]

You have to develop the skill of selective listening....silence will never, i repeat, NEVER happen. You have to learn to tone it out, somewhat like a horse's blinders, but for your ears.

You cannot discuss this with them for a multitude or reasons, the main ones are....

1. it will hurt their feelings and then you have to get into a huge fight or an even longer conversation in which you will REALLY have to listen because its soooo important.

2. They cannot change. They are genetically predisposed to chatter their frickin heads off. Her mom was a talker, her grandmother was a talker, etc, frickin etc...


So, you are stuck listening, or at least hearing it. You gotta practice, then practice, then practice some more. The goal is to hear only the important bits (which are few & far between), and if she asks if you are listening just reiterate the last important tidbit. If that was a long time ago then just say, "you were talking to fast for me to hear the rest, please start again". Then you go back to ignoring and only picking up those little bits.

Perhaps you could giver her a list of topics you are interested in and get her to ramble on about those...

If nothing works, load up her drink with roofies then leave her in a rolled up carpet in the basement.

LOL the last line is very funny. I can't stop laughing.