Who's your weird crush?

[MikeyLikey99]

Some of these crushes don’t seem all that weird…

 

[Pornholio]

Aubrey Plaza. Totally not my usual type, but her delivery and facial gestures get me going

 

[Big Dick Bob]

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Lauren Boebert as I enjoy getting a handy while watching a movie

If you love skanky white trash, you're going to love Lauren!!!

 

[Oldfart]

Rita Tushingham in "The Knack", 1965.

 

[VivaciousVivian]

David Byrne past or present 😍

 

[angry anderson]

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Rita Tushingham in "The Knack", 1965.

Her eyes have the look of someone who keeps pickled cocks in a jar.

 

[Crookedmember]

More balls than all GOP lawmakers combined.

 

[Thedirtygentleman]

Christina Ricci in Buffalo 66

 

[E.H.]

Megan Henderson,KTLA5 News Anchor

Engelbert Humperdink

 

[E.H.]

Megan Telles,KTLA5 news anchor

Engelbert Humperdink

 

[rlock]

Tulsi Gabbard.

She's (allegedly) a Russian spy, evil as fuck, and I get rock hard every time I see her face.

True. She's qualifying for a hate-fuck with her recent associations, but I will just tell myself that my James Bond sex skills will get her to betray her boss.

 

[rlock]

I totally crush on Juliet Lewis in everything. Especially natural born killers. She’s so gorgeous and funky and original. I still have a crush on her. She’s got her own rock band now.

Mmm yeah, well if you've seen Strange Days, that is like peak Juliette Lewis.

However, I will go one better say Juliette Lewis AND Christina Ricci in Yellowjackets (season 1 and 2, sadly not 3).

Christina Ricci in Buffalo 66

Or in Black Snake Moan.

Actually in a lot of things.

 

[rlock]

Definitely found Rhonda grapple-worthy in a clinch.

I was always more interested in Gina Carano.

 

[rlock]

Bellatrix Lestrange. Sure, some others in the HP franchise are fine looking, but goddamn - this one is the absolute hellcat fuck I'd want, and the fact she's a murderous psycho is not a deterrent.

(I have no idea about in the books, but on film this is probably Helena Bonham Carter at her sexiest.)

 

[Deuceredman]

My top 3 that just sleigh me everytime..Erin Cebula local commercials and Shannon Bream from Fox news I understand. Christy Clarke is my secret weird crush with an on going fantasy of her getting out of the shower with a towel wrapped around those Big Beautiful TaTas.

 

[Boogeryyc]

Ah, weird crushes ... well maybe not weird but as a senior pooner my dynamic range is pretty wide when it comes to females I would like to have sex with and in general MILF's wind my clock up rather tight. The two slightly skanky MILFS in the Capital Direct ad have fueled some rather lascivious thoughts in this old boy. Give me an hour with those two and I am pretty sure I would be pretty weak kneed for some time.

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Erin Cebula, the busty one, was going to be my answer. I want to fuck the Spanx off her in that new ad

 

[Bizzaynass]

Erin Cebula, the busty one, was going to be my answer. I want to fuck the Spanx off her in that new ad

I was just going to post Erin Cebula as well until the last 2 posts beat me to it. I can't watch her Capital Direct commercials enough

 

[Boogeryyc]

I was just going to post Erin Cebula as well until the last 2 posts beat me to it. I can't watch her Capital Direct commercials enough

I just break out the Kleenex and Jergens 10 minutes before the end of the news every weeknight

 

[Big Dick Bob]

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Christy Clarke is my secret weird crush with an on going fantasy of her getting out of the shower with a towel wrapped around those Big Beautiful TaTas.

Christy Clark is high on my hate fuck list. I have a feeling she would let you do nasty things to her.

 

[Ctian]

I was going to say Jenna Ortega but she is taken in post #40...so Minka Kelly and Kerry Washington