Post the best escort experience you have had. I need recommendations for local ladies since I am fairly new to this. Share stories and post links to websites and escort info below 
Who is the best escort in victoria?
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Sorry boys, I just have to chime in on this one.Post the best escort experience you have had. I need recommendations for local ladies since I am fairly new to this. Share stories and post links to websites and escort info below
Sammy- don't be such a lazy fuck. Read the copious reviews(like we all do)- hence the purpose of this Board. These would be the "shared stories" you seek; Most of which come with "posted links" as you request (but a little of your own research will go a long way- search the name and find the ad....); Most of the reviews come with your requested "escort info" (which is also readily available in the "posted links" to current ads.
JFC- the epitome of spoon-feeding, FFS.
When you find someone you are interested in then come back and ask away for more specifics- as you have with Sienna. I'm sure you will get the replies you seek.
But hey- I'm pretty sure there a lot of members here with nothing better to do than serve you up previously posted info, so whatevs.
Hey Sammy, welcome to the Perb hater speech.
You will find that there are very few active posters, and most of those are self righteous pricks.
You are using the board just fine. Ask whatever you want and those that want to help will - it is a shame there are so few.
Personally, I am more of a massage guy (not escorts) so I don't have much info for you. If you have questions (specific or general) about the local massage scene, please pm me. I do most of my communication via pm to best avoid silly back and forth bitching
Hey Sammy, tough crowd eh? my experience (albeit limited) is that they are all the best at something. Maybe if you were to quantify what you are after, people could chime in more effectively.
Overall bang for the buck, I'm a Sienna Fan, for true GFE I would have to agree with Vimanone's quote above, she sent me to the moon!
However there are so many I have yet to experience. In reading past posts Emmy St. Claire seems to continuously cum out usually on or next to the top. I have yet to have the pleasure there though.
Cheers.............VIG
Overall bang for the buck, I'm a Sienna Fan, for true GFE I would have to agree with Vimanone's quote above, she sent me to the moon!
However there are so many I have yet to experience. In reading past posts Emmy St. Claire seems to continuously cum out usually on or next to the top. I have yet to have the pleasure there though.
Cheers.............VIG
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The best is a very relative superlative. Especially in this industry. So I have to agree a little with ddcanz, you are not giving any parameters, it's a bit of a lazy request, but I also have to agree with onlyayogourt that if it really bothered me I could ignore your post. So, help us, help you - Age preference? Body type preference? Indy? Agency? GFE? PSE? You wanting to take a trip to the Isles?
What I can tell you is that for your first time you should probably go with reliable, professional providers, experienced at the anxiety of newbies.
What I can tell you is that for your first time you should probably go with reliable, professional providers, experienced at the anxiety of newbies.
Yeah OK- that was SOOOOO hateful. Shame on me. You the man, yogs. Keep waving that banner for the down-trodden entitled new generation.
I'm sure Sammy can speak for himself if he takes offence- but then again we still don't know if he can think for himself, so....?
The point was he should be more specific when asking for help, rather than "Hey guys, I'm new, so rather than actually do my own research please just re-post all your best experiences complete with links and contact info so I can sift through when I feel like it so I don't have to waste my own valuable time!"
But as usual- (and I say this with all due respect to dawgspeed, whitemoustache etc.- and great local SPs Emmy, Cherry Soda etc,. and the many other respected Islanders that live in the real world of actually doing some legwork and offering up constructive criticism when necessary)- another thin-skinned Victorian motors in at 15k below the speed limit in his mom's hand-me-down Dodge Dart to take up the cause for the poor, slighted, mistreated noob. Oh, the horror of it all!
Fuck off already- go admire your framed participation ribbons and let the adults sort things out.
I apologize for hurting anyone's feelings, and for this "silly back and forth bitching" you speak of- but I'm sure more James Bay haircuts will be chiming in later from the Bent Mast's free WiFi during happy hour to defend the weak and the shiftless and remind me of what an A-hole (righteous prick?) I am for being one of the few "active posters" on the Board, rather than just a lurking taker expecting others to make my lunch.
Typical keyboard tough guy.
You realize your crazy rant makes you sound like a psycho, right?
Not waving banners, just pointing out that there is no need to jump down the throat of new users. This is one of the reasons why there aren't more people posting - they are getting judged and attacked for a post. Ya, it could be more detailed... but who the fuck cares. If you don't like the question, don't answer. And if you want more clarification, ask. You don't have to be a prick.
Personally, I invite more users to post more no matter how valuable I personally find their posts. It is only good for the board.
Also, sometimes it is good to be vague - if asking specific questions you will get answers for those questions. If asking more vague questions, sometimes you will get info you didn't even know to ask for. This is a good way to find out things that other people value.
For example, I can say to someone "tell me about yourself"... this is very vague, but what they choose to tell me can be very telling in itself. They can tell me anything, but for some reason they chose this....
You, for example, obviously have anger issues. You're likely an impotent failure in life and feel a need to act tough on a message board.
Thanks for the recommendations guys
Sammy, I personally think it’s hard to call anyone the “best”, since preferences vary so much. One man’s so-so experience could be another man’s five-star night of his life. It’s all about finding someone who’s compatible with you
Since the review section only goes back 4 pages, you can check out the archived reviews to help with your research: http://perb.cc/vbulletin/archive/index.php/f-16-p-14.html (keeping in mind that everything you read is YMMV, aka “your mileage may vary”)
P.s. can I vote for “James Bay Haircut” as the best new Perb insult of 2016? I am in stitches!!
Sammy, I personally think it’s hard to call anyone the “best”, since preferences vary so much. One man’s so-so experience could be another man’s five-star night of his life. It’s all about finding someone who’s compatible with you
Since the review section only goes back 4 pages, you can check out the archived reviews to help with your research: http://perb.cc/vbulletin/archive/index.php/f-16-p-14.html (keeping in mind that everything you read is YMMV, aka “your mileage may vary”)
P.s. can I vote for “James Bay Haircut” as the best new Perb insult of 2016? I am in stitches!!
Two questions, if I may? Okay, three, counting that one. First, fut the whuck did I do to get on ddcanz good side?
Second, can somebody enlighten me on what a James Bay Haircut might be?
Second, can somebody enlighten me on what a James Bay Haircut might be?
Ouch again! Yogs- you slay me!
FWIW- anger issues?- not really, but definitely a bit arrogant- it comes with certain territory. Impotent failure?- again, fairly off the mark- mostly virile and completely self made. Key board tough-guy?- well, I'll leave that to the overly sensitive PC to determine, but never has been my intention- that's more for the "my Dad can beat up your Dad" braggadocious crowd. But since it's just me saying then believe what you will.
But look- if the new guy gets called a lazy fuck for asking for a napkin and would we please all reach over across the table to the dispenser located immediately beside him then that's just calling a spade a spade- it's not an attack. Maybe it actually enables him?
I'm definitely brusque and sarcastic- as if you hadn't noticed. I also contribute boatloads of reviews and intel to the Group here.
Maybe time to quit hijacking this thread and maybe someone will step up for young Sammy.
Apologies to all who missed my original drift.
ddcanz, stop bitching over a goddamn thread, no one is here to read your unnecesarily long rants. If dont like this thread, then dont read or write anything! Seriously, you are the one here who acting like an ass. See?, I can speak for myself!
I believe he's referring to those stylised similar to British crooner James Bay
http://cdn-img.instyle.com/sites/default/files/styles/684xflex/public/images/2015/04/043015-james-bay-lead.jpg?itok=f9qdEL5X
I admit that I often click on post's by ddcanz just because I know if it's not a good nasty barb it's usually hilarious whatever he may be writing as in this case...
Thanks for the education. When I saw "James Bay haircut", I was thinking something more geriatric (reflecting the average age of the citizens living in James Bay). :-D
I wish each place / town / city had a new one of these threads started say every 6 to 12 months.
Not everyone has the time or the desire to search till they find and read all reviews.
If they were updated with a new one every so often to reflect hobbiests/SP coming and going, and new intel it would be great.
Its just narrowing down the research which I think is a good thing.
I like Jade from back pages....she isn't perfect but she is nice.
But then a great SP is dependent on the hobbiests likes.
I like them tiny and tight, friendly, no tats, and huge beautiful eyes and smile.
But i am just one individual.
Not everyone has the time or the desire to search till they find and read all reviews.
If they were updated with a new one every so often to reflect hobbiests/SP coming and going, and new intel it would be great.
Its just narrowing down the research which I think is a good thing.
I like Jade from back pages....she isn't perfect but she is nice.
But then a great SP is dependent on the hobbiests likes.
I like them tiny and tight, friendly, no tats, and huge beautiful eyes and smile.
But i am just one individual.
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