What'$ YOUR Chri$tma$ Bonu$ ??

[DJLAW]

Burning the mortgage Jan 7 , then I'm gonna buy a pony.

Hyundai Ponys are getting hard to find these days. most have blown up or melted down.

good luck to ya!

 

[4ByFish]

Hyundai Ponys are getting hard to find these days. most have blown up or melted down.

good luck to ya!

Guess I should explain . The motgage was for my daughter's Barbie's Dream House. And this year its the "My Little Pony" collection.

 

[Highsticking]

Nada, I'm a consultant and would not expect my clients to "give" me anything. I bill 'em market rate and they expect exceptional return for every hour billed.

 

[Up_My_Kilt]

I get to come back to work on the 27th ...thats my bonus

 

[shapeshifter]

What about a firm handshake and a job well done??

 

[stryker]

I don't get one,but the guys that work for me will get a party and bonuses anywhere from 500 to 5000.

 

[javtown]

Mine is a "team building" lunch (can't invite spouses, gf, etc.) that only happens twice a year (Christmas and Stampede), and also NO BOOZE ALLOWED (against corporate policies...)

 

[good2bbad]

Christmas Bonus

Let me see, I get to work every day from now till the 25th. Take Christmas day off and be back at work at 6am on the 26th for all you sick Boxing Day shoppers. And an even greater bonus this year is that I get to work on New Years Day as well cause apparently you want all the stores to be open then too!
I love Christmas
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[Randy Whorewald]

I usually get a pretty nice cheque. But I'm afraid its already mostly spent. There may be a few bucks left for pooning.

 

[john23]

I get the honor and priviledge of going back to work on Dec 27 like nothing happened....

I hear ya!!!

How many SPs are getting a bonus check this year?

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I hear ya!!!

How many SPs are getting a bonus check this year?

Did you say a "boner" check??

 

[wolverine]

A Christmas Party and a "Dear Employee" Christmas card from the boss.

 

[D.W.B]

Im self employed so i get to pick my own gift at christmas.

It kind of sucks paying for it but at least i get to choose and im usually happier with my choice of gift than i ever was with the standard issue.

A wet sloppy blowjob beats an anorexic turkey anyday.

 

[Horse99]

SFA......but we did have a swanky dinner and wine last night...

 

[Bakermn]

Christmas bonus??

You mean some people actually get a bonus for work well done at Christmas?


When did this start?

how do I apply?