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What'$ YOUR Chri$tma$ Bonu$ ??

James

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Jul 22, 2002
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Check?

Naw, my bonus is going to be doing the horizontal mambo with a couple of lovelies from the Victoria rosters.

Hmm. Yum. Beats hell out of rum balls and egg nog.
 

BDAClub

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Jun 23, 2004
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An obscenely big cheque (my favourite kind) and a trip......which I'm taking to Cabo....times like this is when I realize how much I love what I do!!
 

gravitas

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Feb 7, 2006
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A cheque which makes me very happy as well as a nice healthy batch of options and at a desirable strike price :)
 

BDAClub

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Hortence222222 said:
I get the honor and priviledge of going back to work on Dec 27 like nothing happened....
The way you put that.......to funny.....reality.....not so much:rolleyes:
 

puck luck

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Jul 15, 2006
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I got a cheap plastic travel mug, a box of stale chocolate and a packet of instant hot choco mix. Although it was better than last years
 

The Lizard King

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I'm sucked into "Corporate America" which means NOTHING. Couldn't care less about myself but I certainly would like to see my staff get something. Didn't XMas bonuses go out with the 70's?
 

lovinithard

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May 28, 2006
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between her legs
Corporate america can shove its chintzy gifts up its collective asses.

Pay me what I'm worth year round, not the typical 1/400 of the what the CEO pulls down. I don't care if he works 24/7 (and he doesn't), he still doesn't do 400 times what I do. Fuck him, I'd give him a merry boner up his ass. And I'm not even gay, just returning a favour.
 
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lovinithard said:
Corporate america can shove its chintzy gifts up its collective asses.

Pay me what I'm worth year round, not the typical 1/400 of the what the CEO pulls down. I don't care if he works 24/7 (and he doesn't), he still doesn't do 400 times what I do. Fuck him, I'd give him a merry boner up his ass. And I'm not even gay, just returning a favour.
Bitter much???

My Christmas bonus?? Getting to spend a little bit of time with family. Way too busy these days, we all are.
 

mick_eight

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Feb 21, 2005
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My xmas bonus is seeing the joy on my grandkids faces on christmas morning, whenyou're retirednot even a xmas card from where you worked for 25 yrs. But who cares the money still comes.
 

athaire

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Aug 18, 2006
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A free meal from the company and maybe not having to work on xmas day to try and keep my own work up to date. But seeing the looks on the kids faces when they get the gifts makes it all worth the sacrifices.
 

Guardian Angel

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Family Bonus

Our company had a profitable year, everyone was given nice bonuses, as much as 10-12% of yearly salaries.

My Christmas bonus is to be with as many friends and family as I can over the holiday season.

While we do that, we will take some time to reflect on those who are no longer with us, remember the times they were with us and have a few laughs and shed a few tears.

And pledge to not wait for next Christmas or the next funeral or wedding to get together again.

G.A.
 

4ByFish

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Oct 18, 2006
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Burning the mortgage Jan 7:D , then I'm gonna buy a pony.
 

kehoe

I shoulda been a farmer
Apr 16, 2003
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I usually end up getting a nice cheque but I have to wait in fukkin' suspense until the last minute as to whether or not the cocksucking owner is going to dig into his last $200 million to share a little with those that make his business successful. I always plan not to get anything (no deposits on swimming pools) and then when it comes at the end of the day on the 23rd or morning of the 24th I'm pleasantly surprised. It doesn't make or break Christmas for me though.
 

Tungsten

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Dec 11, 2006
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I work freelance, so I don't get a bonus from any Clients normally. They are not obligated to.

"Bonus" for me will be time well spent with family and friends and about 8 days of skiing between Dec. 23 and Jan. 3.

Happy Holidays!
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Feb 25, 2003
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What about a firm handshake and a job well done??
 

twoblues

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Apr 25, 2006
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BDAClub said:
An obscenely big cheque (my favourite kind) and a trip......which I'm taking to Cabo....times like this is when I realize how much I love what I do!!
Holy crap, same here! I'm heading to Cabo this Monday, you'd better leave some girls for me!
 
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