What To Say?

[kisskiss]

HELLO ladies and gents.

Ive found myself in a pickle way too many times and i finally need to consult other liars, and where else but perbers?

soo im rather new to the industry and ive been travelling alot and between family, friends ex's and future ex's im running out of lies to explain my where abouts.

So what im asking is what is a believeble JOB TITLE I can get away with to explain why im gone soo much 3 days here, 7 days there an not having an actually schedule.

What else could a young girl who is independent be doing other than working in the adult industry?

 

[Krustee]

Tell them you are a -
Hooker!

 

[itooam1]

kisskiss

Don't know your whole story/situation but if you're able to provide a living for yourself........why not tell them the truth?
If that doesnt work out i am sure you will find new friends willing to accept your lifestyle choices.
One would think its easiest to be who we are, rather than who we know aren't.

 

[kisskiss]

ohh yeah i never thought of that one. good one krustee

 

[wess]

HELLO ladies and gents.

Ive found myself in a pickle way too many times and i finally need to consult other liars, and where else but perbers?

soo im rather new to the industry and ive eben travelling alot latly non stop and between family, freinds ex's and future ex's im running out of lies to explain my ever booked schedule.

so what im asking is what is a believeble JOB TITLE i can get away with to explain why im gone soo much 3 days here, 7 days there an not having an actually schedule.

what else could i young girl who is very independent be doing other than working in the adult industry?

I cant spell either so hubbahubba can kiss my ass.

If you live by yourself then how would anyone know you are traveling around ?

The only thing i can think of is tell them that you do some work with theater shows that travel city to city. I dunno, it would be hard to cover up.

Its like me being 25 and single traveling from Vegas to Amsterdam to Bangkok all the time. Its hard to cover up.

 

[wess]

Some good DJ's tour around. Just say you work with them.

 

[teejay69]

Since there have been really really good suggestions - I guess mine will not stack up so well to the others and let alone - to telling the truth.

I thought about flight attendant but people will no doubt be asking for freebie tickets and what airline and what routes . . . Another one might be that you are working as an assistant in the mining industry and have to be up North to help out on some surveys and field work.

The last one and no joke - a friend of mine did this for a while. She had a part time job driving motor homes (transporting from dealer to dealer).

 

[kisskiss]

keep it coming teejay

 

[joho]

Pharmaceutical sales rep who must travel a lot?

 

[sbill]

Contract killer?

 

[Miss*Bijou]

International woman of mystery... The spy who shagged many?

It worked for Austin Powers, I don't see why it wouldn't work for you too.


No??



Well that's all I got.

I don't have what it takes to lead a double life, most of my friends know. A few I told, the rest picked up on it as I never really went out of my way to announce it, but never put great effort into hiding it either. The most touchy was my family, but luckily (ok didn't feel so lucky at the time, well not pleasant anyway) my brother found out and ratted me out to my mother a few months into it on my first visit home. While the process of dealing with all my mother's fears and worries was not especially fun, I was still relieved because we are very close and I hated having to bs. She's cool now, after much discussing, explaining and reassuring. But it is so worth all the energy I didn't have to waste trying to keep up with lies. I am who I am, people who can't handle it can take a walk. Lies will make you sick.

But I did convince my bro not to tell my father.... And that, I plan on keeping that way. Let's just say it's better for everyone if we just don't go there at all. LOL But the result is I've distanced myself a lot, which is really not a good thing, especially when the other person has no clue why you're doing it.

Ah and here I am rambling on again... oh well.


Lies will make you sick.

 

[teejay69]

Hmm - here is one. You are a hot nanny for a bunch of rich and spoiled twins. You need to travel every now and then with the kids. The kids are younger than 5 which would allow you to travel during the school year. Also - they have a summer house in a remote area like the Gulf Islands (Gabriola Island) or say some ranch in the interior and that is why you need to be away for 3 to 4 days at a time.

Also - the father has a crush on you and that is why he wants you on the road so that he can see you in your bikini.

 

[Miss*Bijou]

Nice subtle advertising thread kisskiss. Maybe you don't need school afterall Crazy like a fox.

LOL

Exactly what I was thinking. But I decided to play nice. Well, for now anyway.



I especially liked how the ad was not all in the first post, which of course would have been detected right away, but that she just added a little here, and a little there.


im rather new to the industry

my ever booked schedule (that one was a nice touch)

young girl who is very independent


im a fitness buff

personal training WHICH IVE DONE in the past

im stil in great shape

im not as muscular as i used to.



Nice intro, then hook them with a nice mental picture (good choice on going with personal trainer instead of bikini or fitness model, which would have been a give-away)

So, basically all we need is some details about , a comment about how much you love men (again, more subtle than saying you love sex), or maybe how much you like to be naked whenever you can.

Hmm. Yup, that's about it. And no one ever saw it coming. Whew.

 

[lenny]

soo im rather new to the industry and ive been travelling alot latly non stop and between family, friends ex's and future ex's im running out of lies to explain my ever booked schedule.

What lies have you been using so far?

Do you travel by air to places far away?

 

[wess]

LOL

Exactly what I was thinking. But I decided to play nice. Well, for now anyway.



I especially liked how the ad was not all in the first post, which of course would have been detected right away, but that she just added a little here, and a little there.


im rather new to the industry

my ever booked schedule (that one was a nice touch)

young girl who is very independent


im a fitness buff

personal training WHICH IVE DONE in the past

im stil in great shape

im not as muscular as i used to.



Nice intro, then hook them with a nice mental picture (good choice on going with personal trainer instead of bikini or fitness model, which would have been a give-away)

So, basically all we need is some details about , a comment about how much you love men (again, more subtle than saying you love sex), or maybe how much you like to be naked whenever you can.

Hmm. Yup, that's about it. And no one ever saw it coming. Whew.

I like the topic anyway. I always wondered if the girls tell their families or if they lie.

 

[kisskiss]

tj u are a genious (sorry if i spelt that wrong HUBBA HUBBA, BITE ME)lol. im going with that one tj

 

[kisskiss]

well with that said. maybe i added a lil more than i should but its a matter of truth. if i did want to advetise though i would have put a link to my website or other. thats not what i posted for.

 

[myselftheother]

Try sales rep or consultant....or even trouble shooter for a retail company, like Sears or the Bay.

 

[treveller]

Travelling sales woman for adult toys and condoms. That would explain the luggage. And put your largest black rubber dildo (Ashley Sweet's Home Page) on the top in your suitcase.

I had a friend who got tired of the customs check back and forth on weekends to Seattle. She told me the reaction from the customs officer was excellent. Some men can't handle the sight of a god sized dildo. (I'll leave the typo.) A good woman, she enjoyed backing stammering men into closets.

 

[hang5507]

Lies

Tell them you are an independant business woman ...
If that doesn't work, tell them your a fine upstanding courtesan lol

Just tell the truth or get out of the life ... or change your name..

Regards

H