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What makes a girl cum? (none of my preaching in this one)

FuZzYknUckLeS

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A thought always in my mind before a session. Every-time I 'meat' a girl I really always want to do something speshul. I guess that basically, well, I'm such a loser that I honestly believe that by treating an SP like she's my girlfriend, I can tell the guys at work, and mom, that I really have a girlfriend! :)

I'd even pay for extra time of room time with a speshul SP where I could try all manner of techniques and toys and whatever to bring her to that ever ellusive Big O. I don't even care if I even cum during the session. Her happiness is all that I want.That is all i will say. Well, no. Actually, I will say more. I've never had sex for free.

Questions for SP's

What kind of extra efforts have any clients gone to to create a speshul moment or something that has put the session over the top or made it more mind blowing for you? Did you want to be his girlfriend after? :eek:

What could a client do to make that session exciting for you? And if it was exciting, would you want to be his girlfriend?

Question for pooners

Do any of you guys ever go an extra mile in some way to make the session more enjoyable or speshul? Be specific. I need all the tips I can get! :rolleyes:
 
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Slurpie

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Beautiful! Sometimes I wish my mind worked like yours.
 

mexman

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Same page

Glad to see everyone is on the same page, ya know, I love this post. Way to go Fuzzy. Good laugh, cause I get the joke'.

M.
 

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Be careful

Slurpie said:
Beautiful! Sometimes I wish my mind worked like yours.
What you wish for :p
 

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Good question

Sometimes before going to an sp I check my line of credit just to be sure I have enough money to keep her in riches just in case she wants to be my SO.

In every session there is a possibility that the sp decides to stop gobbling manstick for dollars and retires after being with me. I hope, dream and pray that by keeping my pubes cropped, my breath fresh and my ass free of the unmentionable sour smell that an sp will fall for me and make me the one.

Short of all that I read the PERB forums in hopes of being educated on the art of 'Keeping your sp happy". So many members are so close to actually having a "free" date with an sp that I hope I am not away from my computer when one actually does.

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Aren't you so spesullllllllll............

FuZzYknUckLeS said:
A thought always in my mind before a session. Every-time I 'meat' a girl I really always want to do something speshul. I guess that basically, well, I'm such a loser that I honestly believe that by treating an SP like she's my girlfriend, I can tell the guys at work, and mom, that I really have a girlfriend! :)

I'd even pay for extra time of room time with a speshul SP where I could try all manner of techniques and toys and whatever to bring her to that ever ellusive Big O. I don't even care if I even cum during the session. Her happiness is all that I want.That is all i will say. Well, no. Actually, I will say more. I've never had sex for free.

Questions for SP's

What kind of extra efforts have any clients gone to to create a speshul moment or something that has put the session over the top or made it more mind blowing for you? Did you want to be his girlfriend after? :eek:

What could a client do to make that session exciting for you? And if it was exciting, would you want to be his girlfriend?

Question for pooners

Do any of you guys ever go an extra mile in some way to make the session more enjoyable or speshul? Be specific. I need all the tips I can get! :rolleyes:
After reading this thread I do not want to repsond but to say thet yes those are some lucky goats you all got here.
 

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So many members are so close to actually having a "free" date with an sp that I hope
I only have three stamps to go :eek:
 

Ghetto Child

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glad you all missed the point completely

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I only have three stamps to go :eek:
life does go on.
 

mexman

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A thread I can actually relate to. I carry a 1.5 carat ring just for that majic moment.
 

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lmao... u guys r fvcking funny... made my morning:D
 

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Ghetto Child said:
After reading this thread I do not want to repsond but to say thet yes those are some lucky goats you all got here.
:confused: :confused: :confused:

Goats??? Is this a cheap hijack attempt? :eek:
 

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^^ wow, how did you even find this thread....from 2005????


This might be the dead thread resurrection winner of the decade.
 

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You gotta remember your time with a SP is your time. :D It is all about you and how you enjoy yourself not really how she does or not.

That said, I just had this conversation yesterday and nothing spoils a date more than pressure for her to cum. It has to be a "wow" moment that she can appreciate without feeling the pressure to perform with an "O".

If you see the same SP for a while, you tend to get used to each others signs and respond accordingly.

Nice thread idea :D
 
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