What is an escort?

[juicyfruit]

me and a friend were thinking of getting an escort - but neither of us know what that is

can anyone shed some light on this? what is an escort? how much do they cost? what do they do? if 2 of us get one, and wed have to share, would that cost extra?

 

[mikey's here]

Oh That's gotta be tough man,

Using the computer under the bed sheets with a flashlight

Easy there young fella!

 

[wolverine]

can anyone shed some light on this? what is an escort? how much do they cost? what do they do? if 2 of us get one, and wed have to share, would that cost extra?

Ask your mommy how she really spends her evenings...and no, it's not quite church choir practice.

BTW, I give your mommy an L/A/S rating of 7/9/8.

 

[Rockman59]

Thanks for the reference to the urban dictionary...laughed my ass off. Lots of useful information to use on unsuspecting engineers and other lower life forms.

 

[Bueller]

Sheeee-it. You mean some folk are spending that much cash to drive one of them Ford pieces o' crap around of an hour or two?

 

[mikey's here]

I think we have to adopt the word "scrag" on this side of the pond...

A term that combines the character traits of sluttyness, ugliness, bitchyness and boozyness into one derogatory insult for a girl.
Note: Can only be used for girls.

Don't know about you, but I think we all know one...

 

[xraygogs]

Herman, that is damn funny. 'nuff said!

 

[BS Detector]

An escort is someone that, for $300/hour, will spank you for asking such a silly question.

And you'll LOVE it lol.

 

[mikey's here]

Juicyfruit,

It's starting to get dark outside, time to put away your toys and come inside and get ready for bed

Oh, come on guys, you KNOW you wanted to say that!!

 

[juicyfruit]

sure im young, im 20..

but everyones a newbie at one point

any serious replies?

 

[mikey's here]

Ah, We're Just Funnin' with Ya Juicyfruit!

I know I wish I was that young again, damn, there sure are some different paths I would have followed given the chance...

BIB had a good link, the second definition is spot on, a traveling SP.

Be warned in Edmonton though, as the escort industry is renown for it's bait and switch.

You could look under the edmonton escorts section, then search for reviews on the gals, or do a search for "edmonton and escorts".

Good luck, and go get 'em tiger!

 

[mikey's here]

BIB,

Yes, you are 110% correct, however coming from the City of Champions (Champions at the escort agency bait & switch), I am biased against the escort agencies...

In hindsight, and with a bit of sleep, I could have been much more clear!

I totally overlooked the independents, as I only know of 1 remaining lady that's reputable, but contact is tough. Yeah we need names...

TAG TEAMS! Yikes, that's gonna be a hard sell. Possibly with a referral???

Not saying it can't be done (don't know if Juicyfruit is old enough to hear the details damn, to be 20 again...), but it's gonna be hard to pull off without previous experience with the lady

Perhaps it could be arranged at a MP if he's Edmonton based?

Guys, any ideas???

 

[wolverine]

juicyfruit - if you indeed live in Calgary, go see Monique (who posts on this board as `light eyes`):
https://terb.cc/dird.php?num=1598

 

[explor55]

Navada @ Kates in Calgary??

I seem to recall a review on www.theeroticreview.com that described a session a couple of guys had together with Navada. Don't know about the credibility of the reviewer, or the truth of his tale, but try calling her and asking. The worst that can happen is that she says no!

 

[_Ruffian_]

lmao

i'm even younger than this n00b, and i already have pretty much a 100-fold his knowledge about this stuff.


hilarious.

 

[wolverine]

Figures. Only someone so young would be brave and foolhardy enough to be the only pooner to post his pics on PERB!

 

[_Ruffian_]

well, friends have always said that i've always had more guts than brains