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HubbaHubba

Yes, well, the old rule still applies, you don't S#!T where you eat. Don't touch anyone at work. Don't touch any of your or your wife's friends. Don't touch anyone who knows who you are and where you live. Unless you're a superstar like Tiger, then you have to go to 3rd world countries in order to follow this rule.

Richter, love that formula. hah, good stuff.
There must be some exceptions to those rules? Come on, tell me it isn't that cut and dry? You sure are a party pooper:p
 

Krustee

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Screw her brains out then tell her you love her & are leaving your wife for her!

After you fail to do that she will show up at your door at home & tell your wife to pack her bags cuz she's movin in!

Should be fun!

Kids will love ya for it!

:cool:

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vancity_cowboy

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on yer ignore list
don't dip your dink in the company ink


I think you meant to say
sorry, i first learned to write in a time when desktops still had little holes in them that held bottles full of ink that you dipped your pen tip into in order to write in ink. the saying dates from that time
 

Big Dog Striker

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I am a married man(30), i met this young girl(18) at the place i work, and she is a very nice person. We have been working together with her for quite a while, and we got on quite well. She said she liked me a few times, maybe just as a person. Anyway, i discovered lately i had been thinking about her very often. Recently she jokily asked me if i wanted her to give me a back scratch, and i told her that i were a married man, it would be weird if i let her gave me a back scratch. I have been avoiding her lately, as I am worried that my friendship with her will develop into something unusual. What can i do? I found her nice and attractive, am i just thinking too much?
Stop, ponder, and then ask yourself, " Am I willing to give up a significant part of my net worth for this girl? :)
 

whatisthis

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I am a married man(30), i met this young girl(18) at the place i work, and she is a very nice person. We have been working together with her for quite a while, and we got on quite well. She said she liked me a few times, maybe just as a person. Anyway, i discovered lately i had been thinking about her very often. Recently she jokily asked me if i wanted her to give me a back scratch, and i told her that i were a married man, it would be weird if i let her gave me a back scratch. I have been avoiding her lately, as I am worried that my friendship with her will develop into something unusual. What can i do? I found her nice and attractive, am i just thinking too much?
ur married, end of story. You should be loyal to your wife.
 

HunkyBill

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LOL i totally missed this very important fact and i think everyone here missed it......


You dont want to cheat on your wife YET you are posting on a hooker forum.....


ROFLMAO
U hit the nail right on the head on this one. Maybe this is one more piece of fiction that Perb is now known for. lol.
 

MrPeterNorth

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This sounds like one of those silly highschool threads... 'what do i do if a girl likes me'.

If you're the responsible, upstanding, committed man - you stear clear of her.

If you're like the other 99% of men out there - fuck the shit out of her and hope your wife doesn't find out.

Any questions?
 

whatisthis

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Give me her contacts

give me her contacts lol since im 20 and shes 18, atleast let me have fun ..
u have a wife man
I dont
 
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HubbaHubba

Looks like Hubs is gonna have to pinch hit for Bombaman......talking about helping out a fellow Perbert.

I am a Saint!
 

SoftHandsAnne

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Dude...

Run fast, run far.

Think about this: what if you're the best she's ever had? Orgasms produce oxytocin. Oxytocin makes women bond, (case in point: http://www.hugthemonkey.com/2008/08/oxytocin-becomes-part-of-sex-ed.html) UNLESS they are aware, mature and sure (of themselves) enough to be able to separate love and sex. She's 18 - chances are there isn't enough life experience yet to be able to do that. So... if you're good, she'll want more. And more. There will be sobbing and tantrums and pouting and professions of undying love. "If you loved me, you'd MAKE time." If you're lucky, it'd stop there. If you're unlucky she'll try to connect with you more by texting, emails, status updates or - horror of all horrors - phone calls.

If you're bad, then she might get regretful and turn the tables and it could really bit your ass: "He seduced me. I feel so dirty. Boo hoo... he's older and I was taken advantage of...." then rats you out for sexual harassment when angry. Innocent until proven guilty? Not bloody likely...

YOU will see it as sex. SHE still has Disney-esque visions of princes swooping in on gallant steeds taking her into his big, strong man arms. (Can apply to any age, really). See above link. *

If you're going to have an affair with someone, rule #1 is always have one with someone with just as much or more to lose than you, otherwise, their sense of discretion isn't on par with yours, and they can only see the gain in being "outed," not the pain.

Go watch Fatal Attraction to scare yourself into flaccidness (normally not something I encourage... but under the circumstances ;) )

* and yes, I am aware that this is an over-generalization, but truth is, I'm old enough to have seen the above play out more than once, and more often than not.
 

Sonny

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Never have affairs, as they always end badly, unless you are already ready to leave your wife for someone else. Anything at the workplace is generally messy sooner or later, and are therefore not worth it. You're 30 and she's 18... different universes, man. What's the best that could come from it, and what's the worst? Want to fuck a pretty 18-20 year old? Pay for it... it's all fun and tangle-free.
 

bigben

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Let's consider one very important point here: There's absolutely no tangible reason to believe this girl is the least bit interested in a relationship, be it romantic or sexual, a one-time fling or a longer term affair. The facts are that she said that she liked the guy "a few times" (who knows in what context) and offered to scratch his back - one time.

Another strong possibility (among many, many scenarios) is that she's acting this way because she feels comfortable with the guy, and - since she knows he's married - knows that he's "safe" and any affection won't be taken the wrong way. She's 18. He's 30. She could just see the guy as an "uncle" or older brother.

The bigger issue, really, is this guy has "discovered lately I had been thinking about her very often". That's obsession, and any innocent gesture on her part suddenly becomes something large in his imagination. I've been there myself, and it's not worth the stress or waste of time.

The best advice really is to find a young escort and release your sexual fantasies out that way.
 
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