What a sucker!

XXXBod

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So Im off work now a days so I have been hitting up all the strip joints in Edmonton. Rather then paying for SP's I have been hitting up strippers. I've had some success with a few gals in the strip clubs. Picked up this older dancer with a great tight body and firm tits last month. My last encounter was with this hot older Spanish/Mexican dancer. Its kind of funny cause I remember the first time we had our first private dance we were back there and she says to me, "Do you know all the rules? No touching, no licking, no bitting. In other words all the thing you want to do, dont do it!" LOL. Last week things back there got really heated up! From feeling and sucking her tits, feeling up her bare pussy, her hands down my pants to my dick out and her strocking her nipples and tits with my dick!

I haven't got her out of the strip joint yet. After that dance I said to her we definitely have to do this out side of the strip club! Her reply was... "You never know..." So, she's not quite ready to take things further yet. That and she's married!! Now dont get me wrong Im not so naive to think Im the ONLY guy she has ever done that with in a strip club. She claims I am but I dont really believe that.

So Im at one of the strip clubs in Edmonton and there is this cute young dancer shooting pool with this guy who was trying to act like a stud. You could tell by his body language he thought he was the shit. So, then I see her talking to him in private and Im thinking, fuck is this guy going to get lucky with her?? It looked very serious and intimate. I couldn't here what they were saying but it was almost like he was going to pick up this young dancer. Then this older busty dancer comes over and the two of them start flirting with this guy and Im thinking you lucky fucker! Looks like this dude is going to have a hot threesome!

So This young girl is out having a smoke and Im out there with her. This dude was inside. So, she's talking to me and asking me if the older busty dancer is off stage yet. I said all most. She was doing her last set when I went out for a smoke. I said, so your trying to do a duo with this guy your shooting pool with or what? She says no he bought me out for the night and he wants to also do a show with her as well. He bought the $600 package. I said $600??? WOW! Are you guys at least allowing contact for that price?? She looks at me all serious, NO! NO WAY!

I started laughing, this guy's spending $600 fucking dollars and not even any contact! She starts laughing yup! I said what a sucker! She laughes and says yup but its good for me! She totally played this guy! Ohh well.. I mean hay, if you can afford to blow that kind of cash on no contact dances, then more power to you. He could have bought two SP's and had a three some for that!

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FloridaGuy

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Dude, you too are a sucker for paying for lap dances that don't result in a release. As hard as you are laughing at Mr. $600, I am laughing at you. You need to discover SPs and massage parlours (or get a gf).
 

XXXBod

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Who said I didn't get off? If you read my post I said I picked up an older stripper with a tight body and firm tits. Believe me I've done Legends, Penthouse... And SP's.

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blazejowski

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I'd rather spend my money on SP's than waste my time getting blue balls and drinking watered-down drinks...
 

WittyIdiot

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This is why I don't bother with strip clubs. I'd be too shy to try to get a stripper to go further than a lap dance and usually they are just playing guys to get money out of them for nothing.
 

XXXBod

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Quote: and usually they are just playing guys to get money out of them for nothing.

Very true. Strippers from Edmonton are the worst for that.

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