What’s the most outrageous thing an SP has said to you?

[JimDandy]

Not quite here, but pretty sure one lady I saw was a GF of my son in law's wife

So your daughter's GF?

JD

 

[jgg]

So your daughter's GF?

JD

Sounds that way, his son-in-law's wife would be his daughter.

 

[dare.devil]

"You are not one of the assholes who writes the reviews, right?" My version of review writer died that day

 

[JimDandy]

Sounds that way, his son-in-law's wife would be his daughter.

Maybe he didn't want to admit he fucked his daughter's friend LoL.

JD

 

[shellen47]

SP has lots of great reviews spanning many years:
Said "I hate reviews. I don't know why you guys write them"

I almost want to say I know who that was lol

 

[LM987]

So your daughter's GF?

JD

My bad. Would have been my nephews wife’s friend.

 

[Banged_Up]

“First we are going put this piece of ginger in your ass, then we are going to staple your scrotum, after that you are going to jerk off on this donut and eat it.”

A game of “would you rather” with a pair of naughties.

 

[S.freud]

I had

Sounds like that Destiny Bliss lunatic

I had a similar experience. She was my go to for a while back in Victoria.

 

[coolw]

"you don't cum easily" - After the bj lasted like 10 minutes

 

[mrrt]

I've had a bunch of memorable encounters... but the ones that break the sp / client mold are top-of-mind:

1. "Sorry, I really should have called off... I was moving all day" - Before proceeding to lie down and fall asleep in the in-call just after entering.
2. "Would you partner with me and a friend on an Only Fans?" - Nope!
3. "A friend's having a party tomorrow, do you want to come and hang out?" - A new SP who felt waay too comfy with me and told me all about her normal life along with her day job and contact info. Was the only time ever I called back a handler so they could better coach the girl (for her own safety).