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Well, I got that out of my system... Christie

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Yup; I know she can't spell and hukt on fonix would do wonders for her...
Yup; I know she looks about as crazy as a cat on the nip...
Yup; I know she's not for everyone but something about her pics made me want to fuck her...

So I did.

She's as whacked in person as her ads make her seem to be.
She's got a weird body; her boobs were super tiny...
She had just moved so we were on the floor. (no bed; I pretended in my mind that she just ran away from home... you do what you gotta do)

I got it out of my system and see no reason to repeat.

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/Female...christie-1-204-396-7019-st-vital-area/2526858
 
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Best... review... ever... a true example of taking one for the team and responding to why we all partake in this hobby. Wonderfully honest review. Thanks slow melt. Nicely done.
 
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No bed and on the floor.

The new standard for Winnipeg GFE.
 
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With all of the reviews by others, both good and bad, I am guessing that there is nothing memorable about her?
Since she had just moved, did she at least unpack a blanket or something to lay on the floor, so you wouldn't be laying directly on hardwood, laminate or carpet?
Other have mentioned she was rushed, a clock watcher, but also a good fuck, and would not repeat due to her batshiattiness. (<--is that a word? It is now)
 
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i read similar reviews like this which made me stay away. iirc the words used were 'bat shit crazy'....

her pics do look amazing and i honestly find it hard to believe she seems a bit off but i believe in the reviews... that being said maybe maybe i should visit JK lol
 
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rubintugger

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The consensus seemed to be that if you were attractive, she'd be really into it. But if you were less attractive and she was "doing you a favour by screwing you for money", not so much. She did have some good reviews, but none I remember from an older or less fit client.

I just find it entertaining that she still hasn't learned how to spell her own name, or reconcile that drug free and 420 friendly are kind of at odds.
 
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It's funny after reading this thread and others about her that all she needed to do is be normal and offer a good service and she would be very well off instead of moving and coming back all the time looking to reinvent herself or having to look for new clients. She's got a good look and seems to have a lot of interest. I had interest awhile ago but couldn't justify the prices for a local with poor reviews.

Great review. Thanks for sharing. It was a funny read.
 
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Too bad..... I saw a couple times a few years ago when she was known as Summer. She was fine back then. Not sure what happened to her since.
 
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Some of those bat shit crazy bi-polar ones can be awesome if you catch them on the right night.
next time she might stick you with a rusty screwdriver. lmao
 
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I often see her in a restaurant when I have lunch. She actually looks much better in person than in her photos (IMO). She has a vich-ass and a nice compact frame. She always intrigues me; but because we cross paths so often and I'm usually with colleagues, I haven't initiated further contact. That being said, there was this one time when she was completely out of it and my colleague felt sorry for her because he thought she was suffering from turrets. It was evident she was on something and not just weed. Like I said, it was only the one time and it was noon.
 
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I once came over to her place casually for a few hours back when she lived in a side by side in EK a few years back. I had her on Facebook and she put out a request she was bored.
Definitely does coke (and more), likely meth too (gets mad and frustrated easily) kinda lonely deep down, but at least she's not lying she's a nurse and stuff like before. No chance she's had post secondary.

She has a son. No custody of him.
And she's like 29 years old.

On the other forum a guy said she has mouth sores so be careful guys.
With the volume of guys she's seen over the years I highly doubt she's clean.

I also bought some bus tickets off her another time lol. I think some guy paid with them she said.
 
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I think she has always been a bit off. I also met her during her Summer days; the first time was alright but she really weirded me out, the second time she was high as a kite and that was it for me. To sum it up I had fun but I didn't have fun, if that makes sense.
 
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