Everyone,
Since there has been this very large number of misplaced threads in the past, oh I don't know, several months and since I have started to get really tired of opening up a thread in the Review section and having that thread actually turn out to be a request for into, I have decided to take it upon myself to post a little tutorial on the appropriate use of the sections within PERB.
The Lounge - Discussions about non-pooning topics. The description underneath the heading indicates that the lounge is for "Open discussion area for all." That's pretty self-explanatory, but I will explain anyway. If I want to start a thread about the new Batman movie, I do it here. If I want to start a thread about my hatred of Pres Bush, I do it here. If I want to start a thread about my favourite coffee brand, I do it here. 3 quick examples. There are a million things to talk about. Go!
Help Wanted and PERB Advertisers Only - just what it says. If you are a paid advertiser on PERB, this is the section you post it. (I can guess that many of you are feeling like I am speaking condescendingly towards you. Trust me, I am not. If there is any condescension, it is towards those newbies that have not yet figured out how to read the description of the section under section headings. If this describes you, oh well.)
Escort 411 - The description of this section is "For those seeking information on a specific escort or escort agency." This is where the majority of the misplaced postings. If you are starting a thread that says something similar to: "I was wondering if anyone has seen a SP that works D/T named Kitty Kat. She sounds hot. Send me a PM if you have visitied with Kitty Kat, phone # xxx-xxxx." The Escort 411 section is the area to post this, NOT NOT NOT, the Review section. That being said...
Vancouver (and other city reviews) Reviews - Again, the description under the heading says, "Reviews of Vancouver Escorts & Massage Spas." I guess the thing I need to do is to offer a VERY SHORT review to show what a review might look like. Here goes:
"I saw this hot SP named Phoenix Amore. She is in Burnaby (phone xxx-xxxx). (Write a description of what she looks like). She offers GFE, MSOG and Greek. Her rate is $$$/hr. I got to her place at 9. (Write a detailed description of the events.) I would definately repeat. She was great. (Optional: offer your ratings of her Looks-Attitude-Service. Use a 1-10 scale: 1 -worst to 10 - best)."
The problem is that too many (way too damn many) threads that should be in 411 have been posted in Reviews. Way too god-damn, fucking many 411 in Reviews. STOP DOING THIS!
Some of you are probably guys with authority issues. I can sympathize, I have authority issues too. I can imagine that some guys think to themselves, "These fuckers cannot tell me where to post. If I want to post my question in the reviews, no one can stop me. Ha ha! I win!"
Well, not so much with the winning for you. PERB is a community and all communities, like it or not, have a set of conventions by which that community functions under. The proper posting of threads under the correct section heading is a PERB convention. You become a part of the community when you play along. Others will take you reviews seriously, they will answer your questions, they will PM and you will become "one of the guys" if you just POST IN THE CORRECT SECTION.
Not so much to ask. Make it easier for everyone to read you stuff. Post it properly.
Since there has been this very large number of misplaced threads in the past, oh I don't know, several months and since I have started to get really tired of opening up a thread in the Review section and having that thread actually turn out to be a request for into, I have decided to take it upon myself to post a little tutorial on the appropriate use of the sections within PERB.
The Lounge - Discussions about non-pooning topics. The description underneath the heading indicates that the lounge is for "Open discussion area for all." That's pretty self-explanatory, but I will explain anyway. If I want to start a thread about the new Batman movie, I do it here. If I want to start a thread about my hatred of Pres Bush, I do it here. If I want to start a thread about my favourite coffee brand, I do it here. 3 quick examples. There are a million things to talk about. Go!
Help Wanted and PERB Advertisers Only - just what it says. If you are a paid advertiser on PERB, this is the section you post it. (I can guess that many of you are feeling like I am speaking condescendingly towards you. Trust me, I am not. If there is any condescension, it is towards those newbies that have not yet figured out how to read the description of the section under section headings. If this describes you, oh well.)
Escort 411 - The description of this section is "For those seeking information on a specific escort or escort agency." This is where the majority of the misplaced postings. If you are starting a thread that says something similar to: "I was wondering if anyone has seen a SP that works D/T named Kitty Kat. She sounds hot. Send me a PM if you have visitied with Kitty Kat, phone # xxx-xxxx." The Escort 411 section is the area to post this, NOT NOT NOT, the Review section. That being said...
Vancouver (and other city reviews) Reviews - Again, the description under the heading says, "Reviews of Vancouver Escorts & Massage Spas." I guess the thing I need to do is to offer a VERY SHORT review to show what a review might look like. Here goes:
"I saw this hot SP named Phoenix Amore. She is in Burnaby (phone xxx-xxxx). (Write a description of what she looks like). She offers GFE, MSOG and Greek. Her rate is $$$/hr. I got to her place at 9. (Write a detailed description of the events.) I would definately repeat. She was great. (Optional: offer your ratings of her Looks-Attitude-Service. Use a 1-10 scale: 1 -worst to 10 - best)."
The problem is that too many (way too damn many) threads that should be in 411 have been posted in Reviews. Way too god-damn, fucking many 411 in Reviews. STOP DOING THIS!
Some of you are probably guys with authority issues. I can sympathize, I have authority issues too. I can imagine that some guys think to themselves, "These fuckers cannot tell me where to post. If I want to post my question in the reviews, no one can stop me. Ha ha! I win!"
Well, not so much with the winning for you. PERB is a community and all communities, like it or not, have a set of conventions by which that community functions under. The proper posting of threads under the correct section heading is a PERB convention. You become a part of the community when you play along. Others will take you reviews seriously, they will answer your questions, they will PM and you will become "one of the guys" if you just POST IN THE CORRECT SECTION.
Not so much to ask. Make it easier for everyone to read you stuff. Post it properly.
