Traumatized...

Lauren

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Okay, so at shift change today, Haylee came in with a BOX of new TOYS!! I took a peek and was traumatized.... if only someone had a camera to capture the expression on my face...LOL. Seriously, if there is someone out there looking to get their freak on tonight, GO SEE HAYLEE!! You'll be in for the ride of your life. I wouldn't know what to do with half of that stuff, but she's excited and can't wait to try it all out.
Just thought I'd put that out there to all you toy-lovin' pooners....

Lauren
 

trawler

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I don't know Wally ...

I saw the toys in the box and they look like a lot of fun. You just might have to consider an experiment or two!
 

Lilith

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I can attest to Haylee's extensive and eclectic toy collection. I can also attest to her unrivaled skills as an operator....
;)
 

Joeblo

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Wait wait wait. Am I missing something here?

How on earth do you incorporate toys in a session??!

And what kind of toys are they?

If theyre anything like what I am thinking right now...I think they'd hurt. Especially if they were used on me. Ow. So no. I wouldnt want to get toys mixed in a session.
 

Lilith

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LOL! Joeblo, you're killin' me here!!!
ROTFLMAO!!
:D :D :D
 

trawler

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Joeblo is too funny (LOL) ...

I was going to reply earlier but it totally broke me up. So, Joeblo, keep in mind that there is another person in the room that might like toys more than you. Ah-ha, I'll bet they are starting to sound better all the time.
 

SwedishBrijitte

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Joe, kick back, relax.....spread your sweet cheeks and do it for your country! LOL -Seriously now, a vibrator feels real good on your schlong honey!
 

xraygogs

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Ohhhhhhh ... that grab your ankles comment makes me want to lie on my back when I think about getting a massage next time...
 
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