I made an appointment to see an SP in Vancouver in the mid to late 80's. When I got to her apartment on Georgia Street she opened the door and I was just stunned to see how beautiful she was. She was a brunete with long flowing hair, gorgeous face, a very stunning woman. I thought I had died and gone to pooner's heaven.
When we got into the bedroom and were naked she laid down the rules: no kissing, no DATY, no fingers, no kissing her nipples (at the time she figured you could transfer AIDS that way, by saliva) etc. etc. All the interaction of an inflatable doll.
I was so disappointed that I had found such a beautiful woman to have sex with but it just turned out to be an absolute disaster. She was the worst I ever had and the irony is she was probably the most beautiful.