Top 25 Condom Ad Slogans
25. Cover your stump before you hump.
24. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
23. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
22. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
21. Don't be a loner, cover you boner.
20. You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
19. Not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
18. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
17. If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
16. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
15. She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.
14. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your
penis.
12 When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up
your mouse.
11. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
10. Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.
9. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
8. The right selection, is to protect your erection.
7. Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
6. A crank with armor, will never harm her.
5. If you really lover her, wear a cover
4. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
3. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your
pocket.
2. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
1. No glove, no love.
25. Cover your stump before you hump.
24. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
23. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
22. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
21. Don't be a loner, cover you boner.
20. You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
19. Not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
18. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
17. If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
16. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
15. She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.
14. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your
penis.
12 When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up
your mouse.
11. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
10. Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.
9. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
8. The right selection, is to protect your erection.
7. Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
6. A crank with armor, will never harm her.
5. If you really lover her, wear a cover
4. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
3. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your
pocket.
2. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
1. No glove, no love.
