This is too much!

[bothro]

I wasn't sure where to post this link but...I'll try here.

http://britishcolumbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/students-ubc-university-of-bearded-clams/10059196
"Hello Sir, Welcome to UBC (University of Bearded Clams)

Here you will major in Andrology and have a laboratory experiment with one or more Bearded Clams. My name is Clam, and I am from Sichuan and my roommate is Abalone and she is from Guangzhou, and we are looking for Geoduck. Are you Geoduck?"

ROTFLMAO!

 

[Oldfart]

The same provider also posted:

♪ ♫♪ ♫And sometimes when we Fuch
It’s honestly too much and I have to close my eyes and squeak
I wanna hold you till you're dried
Till we both happy and high
I want to hold you till the jizz in you subsides♪ ♫♪ ♫

I am good at playing with your Flute. Stop by now.

 

[bothro]

Yes, I saw that. That Dan Hill song came out 40 years ago and it was nauseating then! Someone's got a sense of humour.

 

[pete16]

They also seem to be offering BBFS, as advertised here:

http://britishcolumbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/introducing-pfe-with-no-rubber-sheath/10081807

I'd steer clear.