- Politicians
- "Rambos"
- Blind patriotism
- White boys acting like they're black (WIGGERS! Sorry not my saying but I'll use it. That was awesome BabyBelle, I've been thinking that for some time!)
- Racism against Caucasians
- Abuse against women and children. If some guy wants to be a tough guy, I'll gladly accommodate him.
- Slowww drivers in the left lane
- Taxes that are misused or misdirected (I don't mind paying BUT)
- People who ask me for money for no reason and tell me to fuck off after I tell them to fuck off.
- Special interest groups and lobbyists
- Celine Dion (GO AWAY!)
- Union leaders
- Big businesses profit over people
- Bro' Jake (fuck off back to Toronto already)
- Mojo radio for ditching Tom Leykis
- The CBC. That top-Canadian thing put me over the top. What a waste of taxpayers dollars.
- The majority of society thinking that bigger girls are less than human (I couldn't agree more...bigger girls are awesome as long as they don't have a chip on their shoulder. Besides, women are supposed to feel nice and soft!)
- Fake tits. I like 'em big but real.
- Facial hair on women.
- Hairy bushes.
- Piercings where they don't belong.
- Excessive tattoos. If I want to read a comic book, I'll fucking buy one.
- Organized religion
- Charity orgs that misrepresent how much actually goes to the charity
- Canada's penal system (I would be honoured to put a bullet in the head of Pickton or Olsen)
- Razor burn. My ex got me into shaving my nuts and I've found that, for the most part, the women I've met since really dig it...BUT
- My wardrobe. If bell bottoms ever really make it back, I've got it made. Besides, I miss my mullet.
- The lack of 8 track tapes and beta movies on the market
- Gay marriage. Alright already...if some guy wants to bone another up the arse, that's his prerogative and I couldn't care less. Stop misrepresenting and forcing your lifestyle on the rest of us. When a guy shits out a baby as a result, I'll believe it's natural and not just a sexual preference.
- Since I'm on the topic...single ply toilet paper
Whew....