In the spirit of the Halloween season here's one of my favorites.
"I have Candy spread out on the living room floor."
"I have Candy spread out on the living room floor."
Things that sound dirty but aren't.
- Thread starter Jethro Bodine
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Sex and Golf...
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
You post up and down just right for that mount.
Tie a slip knot, if he gets in trouble and pulls, it's easier to release.
When pouring a shot of Tequila..."Give me three fingers"
Tie a slip knot, if he gets in trouble and pulls, it's easier to release.
When pouring a shot of Tequila..."Give me three fingers"
My personal favorite when I go to the packing house, with the really hot office girl.
"How much of your beef would you like jerked?"
"How much of your beef would you like jerked?"
