Things that are (almost) as good as sex?

[jamasianman]

- The rare moment of karma happening in front of you

- mousse cake from sweet obsession

- having a delicious and satisfying meal, but not being overfill or uncomfortable

 

[apl16]

They’re actually both correct spellings! You just seem very angry and mentioned heroin so I was worried 😟

Helping someone stranded in the snow and in a panic to a relaxed state and happily on their way..... have been able to do this a few times this week.
There's a lot of joy in making someone else's day🙂

 

[uncleg]

 

[rlock]

"To crush your enemies
see them driven before you
and hear the lamentations of their women"

... says the guy who thinks watching Conan The Barbarian is almost as good (and manhood affirming) as sex.

And knowing that quote was actually borrowed from Genghis Khan? NUT.

 

[luvsdaty]

Nothing even comes close. Having said that,bacon,the perfect stuffing to go with turkey dinner,animals randomly coming over to say hello. The anticipation of sex is the only thing that comes close.

 

[Newb808]

Acceleration, centrifugal force, deceleration etc. I’m not a sports car or speed boat owner but I’ve had some pretty damn exhilarating times as a passenger and behind the wheels of them. I imagine piloting any type of aircraft must be next level.

 

[Captain Prickhard]

Marry me

I Think my Soulmate just found me

 

[FreeG]

Mtn biking and you clear some tech feature for the first time after months of trying.
(actually just about any mtn bike ride that doesn’t end in a mechanical or injury, lol!)
Throwing sticks into the water with my lab.
Coffee (darker roast, the better)
Fresh baked bread, still warm enough to melt the butter.
Forest walk/run while it’s raining.

 

[Forum mod]

Banning a troll who just cannot shut the fuck up and get along with others.

 

[TerrR]

Listening to music high.

 

[Uncled]

A long, steaming hot shower, with an old fashioned non-water saving shower head that blasts you like a fire hose, exfoliating your skin.

The air so thick with steam that you can hardly breathe.

 

[angry anderson]

Foreplay

 

[EuroSZabina]

Chocolate
Chocolate ice cream
Chocolate pudding
Chocolate on you or on me ... I know, I need help lol

 

[Bridge]

Chocolate
Chocolate ice cream
Chocolate pudding
Chocolate on you or on me ... I know, I need help lol

Fair trade dark chocolate??

 

[lukom]

The first bite of food after not having been able to eat all day.
Peeing when I've been holding it in.
The calm after anxiety leaves me.

 

[Sporting]

• That first cold beer after sex.
• Smoking a joint after lunch with buddies, then screaming groomers on WB all afternoon on a clear cold day. These especially when groomed: Joker, Weasel, Gearjammer. If not that, powder stashes off Whistler Peak.
• mince tarts and plum pudding with hard sauce,
• Hanging with the girls in gogo and beer bars in Thailand

 

[islander1-1]

Riding the back roads on my motorcycle, Catching a 25 lb Coho. Getting a standing ovation for a theatre performance. Getting a text from my fave SP, inviting me over for a visit.

 

[anon1]

A good BM.

 

[westcoastrider1982]

Eating tasty pussy!

 

[Bridge]

Eating tasty pussy!

and trying to find the hidden cherry!