Things I've learned from escorts.

[WittyIdiot]

I love how seeing some of the wonderful ladies that are out there can be about more than just sex. I've actually learned about a few cool things from the girls I've seen.

Songza is an awsome app for Iphone/ IPad

A slice of cucumber in your water makes it taste better

Gel pillows are really comfortable and I had to buy one

And I now know what colour I want to paint my bedroom. Burgundy Red

Has anyone else learned anything from a girl that you have seen?

 

[WittyIdiot]

I learned that using rubbing alcohol on the silicon sticky bits on stay-up thigh highs will make them stick better!

Lol well I wouldn't know about that but I'm sure that would be useful to the ladies.

 

[badbadboy]

I learned that Liquid Silk is bar none the best lube :nod:

 

[Alix Turner]

jessikaxxx taught me how to put a condom on my partner.. without using my hands :thumb:
and badbadboy.. if you like silk.. depending on what youre looking for in a lube, I would recommend checking out uberlube. Every time I find a favourite lube, there is already a better one coming out on the market.

 

[Alix Turner]

I'm assuming you use your mouth? If not, then what do you use?

... you're wondering if I might be doing this with my feet or perhaps telekinetic powers?

.

 

[WittyIdiot]

telekinetic SP's - now that would be cool!

Well SP's can usually raise part of me without touching anything. That's kind of like telekinesis.

 

[Alix Turner]

Or perhaps a kegaltastic vagina? I dunno, you seem creative so I figured there would be more entertaining options than just your mouth Hm?

Hmmm.. I always thought the gentlemen with any experience on the matter found my mouth very engaging...

... and putting a condom on with your vagina is a terrible idea, but if that's your thing you should definitely look into the female condom as an alternative

 

[Alix Turner]

already got you covered
4m10s

 

[Dickson]

the best things I have learned from the SPs over the years

1) is not to take life to serious.
2) Role plays can be better than real life
3) To live out your fantasies is not wrong.
4) Life is for living
5) Happiness is a state of mind
6) Memories are the real valuable results of life.
7) Giving is better than receiving
8) Sex is not the real advantage of seeing SPs
9) SPs are real people with feelings.
10) By treating the SPs with respect and kindness and caring and giving them what they want you get more than just laying the money on the table.
11) Money is not that important once the rent is paid, and the food is on the table.

So much more but then again I have been doing this for over 35 years. I am not that smart but I have learned a lot from SPs over the years. Everytime I meet a new SP I learn something more. Like do not do incalls, or buy them a house or buy them a car. They are more happy when you do little things than the big things.

 

[Alix Turner]

If you are going to use your feet, can you do it while wearing a wookiee costume?

So close, but sorry no, for me it's storm trooper or nothing with the whole star wars costume foot condom fetish thing

 

[Man Mountain]

So close, but sorry no, for me it's storm trooper or nothing with the whole star wars costume foot condom fetish thing

What?! Not even a "lady vader" costume...?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3034488/darth-vader-in-love

 

[Alix Turner]

Or exceptionally tolerant of Storm Trooper integration.. its a glass half full sort of an approach

 

[vanperb]

1. To quote Alix Turner : "I have found that there can be passion without love, desire without familiarity, and satisfaction without commitment."
Though I have to admit "passion and love" hard at times hard to separate. The illusion of GFE can be too easy to accept as a reality.
2. Some fantasies are strictly suited for specific women and should stay that way.
3. Price is not directly proportional to service. Caveat emptor.
4. Sometimes you just have to take one for the team.
5. Vancouver is a small fucking town.
6. A rose by any other name...
7. We accept the risks for the things we do. You're a fool if you bitch about it afterwards.
8. GWC http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guy-with-camera (gwc)
9. The guy who just got buzzed in to the building with you but without any response from the other end is probably a John.
10. Yaletown is populated by hockey wives, escorts, and trophy wives. Categories are not mutually exclusive.

 

[Guardian Angel]

I learned about butt cream. And how to apply it in person! Now the tip of my finger is white, lol.

G.A.

 

[Alix Turner]

I dunno if the word storm Trooper goes well with tolerance or integration..

spoken like a true wookie supremacist