The Subservient Chicken Rules!!!

[WhiteRabbit]

So for anyone who hasn't seen this, take a look at:
http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Tell the chicken to do whatever you want and he does it. Moonwalk, riverdance, chicken sandwich, lay an egg, you name it... I'm glad I don't have that job

 

[WhiteRabbit]

I guess YMMV depending on the chicken, but here are a few other ideas I saw online:

-pick your nose -jump up and down -do a cartwheel -show me your ass -take off your clothes -do pushups -take a dump -eat yourself -turn on the tv -turn off the lights -do yoga -throw pillows -do ballet -go fuck yourself -show me your ankle bracelet -look at the bookcase -take a nap -die -wave hi -do the chicken dance -do a split -stand on your head

 

[Pussyman]

It listens to me. I guess one big Cock understands another.

 

[Ophelia Black]

That chicken dude both rules my world and creeps the lattes outta me!

Righteous!

 

[OTR2]

I succeeded in having the chicken take a book from the bookcase, show it to me, then hit himself in the face with the book, however, when I told him to piss on the tv he stormed up to the camera, shook his fist at me, and then gave me a "shame shame" motion with his chicken fingers.

I'm with you Ophelia, pretty damn creepy. Wonder how many of us will dream of killer chickens tonight?

 

[Hardatwork]

HAHAHAHAHA

I typed in "choke your chicken" and laughed my ass off....

 

[Hardatwork]

HMMM..

Actually, it changes every time you type it in...