Talking to an SP
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I thought it was hysterical, or should I say hilarious, when will you be in town?
Oh. That makes more sense. I read it with the identities swapped. I was very confused.
Ha, I think this is tasteful funny. I was going to try similar lines to an SP when she replied "omg, r u that crazy guy that's been stalking me for 2 yrs on 20 numbers?" I guess in their trade, it pains them because they are probably subjected to this material all the time. I know I'd flip out if I hear another "epic" used in the wrong context. Suddenly, that line in my head wasn't so funny anymore.
So, humor is subjective. That being said, it's an absolute treat to find that SP who shares the same level of humor as you do.
So, humor is subjective. That being said, it's an absolute treat to find that SP who shares the same level of humor as you do.
Yup...That was her way of saying..."Dude...I ADVERTISE as a Caucasian woman in my 40s. My pictures show a Caucasian woman in my 40s. If you've read my ad I DESCRIBE myself as...well, it hardly bears repeating again! Don't you even know who you contacted? Or are you just looking for a Gray Cat?"
(French saying..."All cats are grey in the dark!")
(French saying..."All cats are grey in the dark!")
I think you also read that with the identities reversed. I never realized it either until badger pointed it out.
It was a pretty racist and ageist question to ask, but totally legitimate. In my mind SP's have the right to discriminate.
It was a pretty racist and ageist question to ask, but totally legitimate. In my mind SP's have the right to discriminate.
But if you were to ask an SP the same question, it's just making sure you're getting what you want right?
I don't get why some guys think an SP should see any guy with money in his pocket. This isn't like any other business, gents. If a lady isn't sexually attracted to men of a certain age or race, it's better to find out up front before we waste our time paying for a session with someone that's never going to be into it, IMO.
Oh...that's not offensive.
OFFENSIVE is
"Erica...Cougar. I need you now. I need to bury my miniscule herpes ridden dick in your loose, stretched out gaping vagina that undoubtedly smells really really bad. I need to see that gross used up vagina tonight. Surrey Incall? Oh yeah..."
I received that charming voicemail at 2 am. It was the first thing I listened to this morning while I was brewing my coffee. Nasty voicemails are so last century...I mean, I feel bad for the poor guy whose number is 232-7016 because of the herpes, and all...but why take it out on me?
That's offensive.
OFFENSIVE is
"Erica...Cougar. I need you now. I need to bury my miniscule herpes ridden dick in your loose, stretched out gaping vagina that undoubtedly smells really really bad. I need to see that gross used up vagina tonight. Surrey Incall? Oh yeah..."
I received that charming voicemail at 2 am. It was the first thing I listened to this morning while I was brewing my coffee. Nasty voicemails are so last century...I mean, I feel bad for the poor guy whose number is 232-7016 because of the herpes, and all...but why take it out on me?
That's offensive.
Not that she could claim insult when her identity (ie: phone number) is hidden. Let's not blow this up for more than what it is - I wanted to make her laugh - and clearly she did.
Nor did I post the comments after, such as the good-naturedness of our discussion and my booking her for a fun-filled hour. Your conclusion says more about you and your bias either against me, or your white-knight attitude, or something else about you that leads you to jump to conclusions like you do.BadgerJohn said:
Yes Sleepmonger I did. Having heard the OP's explanation, I see he was going for a laugh..Different than disrespecting her right to ask it. It's about respect. If you can't respect ONE of my restrictions, how can I trust to you to respect ANY of them?
Okay that one made me spew my coffee on the screen when I read it lol. I think all you amazing ladies should post the really crazy messages people leave you
I can't believe somebody actually left that message for youYup. VOICEMAIL, at 2 am. It's actually LONGER than that, but in the same vein. (OBVIOUSLY, THAT WAS _NOT_ A DICK JOKE ON MY PART!I sure hope that wasn't his ACTUAL address that he left by mistake, because when ppl see the AMAZING offer of $40 bNg on craigslist, I imagine he might be overrun...Okay that one made me spew my coffee on the screen when I read it lol. I think all you amazing ladies should post the really crazy messages people leave you
ound:You are my hero
Now I *have* to find a time when I can actually come see you lol
Funny you should say that...I'm JUST starting to prebook for my next Vancouver jaunt! ;D
You are my hero
Now I *have* to find a time when I can actually come see you lol
Hey I'm just across the Port Mann from your Surrey incall. I've actually texted you a few times to try and book a time but our schedules haven't worked out lol.
