Talk Dirty in One Sentence

[thodisipagal]

I woke up with a raging hard-on.

 

[Stamkos]

"Oh baby, I want it all over, cover me with it!!"

 

[thodisipagal]

Oh, baby the way your pussy tastes just mphf fnub phlnd mwah !

LMAO. That was funny.

 

[Feenix]

I promise! I will only stick it in a little way.

 

[badbadboy]

"I love it when you sit on my face and pleasure yourself; wait, wait (sucks in air) I can't breathe, did you hear me?"

Call 911 lol

 

[EuroSZabina]

I usually try to find humor in most thing like in this thread....all I can think of is that the OP is horny, a man and here you guys are all telling him what you could do to him in one sentence.
Very funny ..... :clap2::doh:

 

[thodisipagal]

I usually try to find humor in most thing like in this thread....all I can think of is that the OP is horny, a man and here you guys are all telling him what you could do to him in one sentence.
Very funny ..... :clap2::doh:

Ha-ha. Never thought of that when I initiated the post. But, now that you say it, perhaps the heading should have read: "Talk dirty to your partner, in one sentence".

BTW, I love ladies. Thank you.

 

[PierreCoeur]

I usually try to find humor in most thing like in this thread....all I can think of is that the OP is horny, a man and here you guys are all telling him what you could do to him in one sentence.
Very funny ..... :clap2::doh:

I totally agree - WTF are the guys trying to fuel here.

 

[thodisipagal]

I totally agree - WTF are the guys trying to fuel here.

Cut some slack, man. It's a lazy Saturday morning. Besides, some of us don't have talent for flowery prose. And I don't know anything about quantum physics or nano technology to talk about anything more interesting or important than dirty sex talk.

 

[meaghanmcleodDELETED]

Calm down boys - doesn't need to turn into a homophobic topic.

#1 I’m touching myself right now.

#2 Meet me for lunch. I want you to grope me in the car.

#3 I’m not wearing any underwear.

#4 I can’t wait for you to put it in me.

#5 I want you here right now.

#6 I woke up wet this morning.

#7 You have such a dirty mind, and it works on me!

#8 Tell me where you want to touch me first.

#9 I want you to tear my clothes off my body.

#10 You feel so good in me I wanna scream.

#11 I’m not horny all the time, it’s just that you’re so f**king sexy.

#12 I love how your tongue feels down there.

#13 Bite my neck and f**k me harder.

#14 You’re such a sex machine!

#15 I’ve been thinking long and hard about what I’m going to do to you tonight…

#16 Show me where you want me to bite you.

#17 You’re such a bad boy!

#18 Please f**k me.

#19 F**k me now!

#20 Squeeze my boobs harder and kiss me.

#21 I know you like my pussy…. Now f**k me like you love it!

#22 I wanna f**k you in every room tonight!

#23 You make me think such dirty thoughts!

#24 I’ve been waiting for this all day…

#25 Undress me…

#26 Call me a bitch!

#27 Just looking at you in those boxers make me wet…

#28 Oh god! / Oh yeah!

#29 Tie me up and ride me harder.

#30 I want you to f**k me while I’m leaning against the window.

#31 Grab my ass and bang me harder.

#32 You’re so big it hurts me so much but I still want it!

#33 Can you imagine doing this to me the very first time we met?

#34 F**k me like I’m your bitch / a farm animal.

#35 You can have all of me, but you have to pay me first!

#36 Get away from me!

#37 Get in deeper!

#38 My boyfriend will be here any minute!

#39 Punish me! I’ve been a really bad girl.

#40 Blowing you makes me so horny.

#41 Talk into my ears while you’re banging me.

#42 The sheets are so wet with my cum right now.

#43 You really know how to make a girl wet…

#44 I love how hard you get when I stroke you.

#45 You make me feel so slippery between my thighs.

#46 I like it when you do it like that!

#47 Pull my hair and f**k me.

#48 I want you to cum all over my face.

#49 You make me feel like such a whore!

#50 Just watching you makes me want to finger myself.

 

[meaghanmcleodDELETED]

Holy crap Meaghan! Do you think like that all the time ? I'm surprised you missed the one liner you're actually famous for (well in my books anyway ). Which would be:


"I want you to CIM and let me swallow it".


Bring back any memories?

Sure does. I love it when a plan comes together.

 

[Squishy]

Calm down boys -

#34 F**k me like I’m your bitch / a farm animal.

OK, I know you're just showing off your repertoire (very hot, by the way) but you lost with "farm animal".

WTF?

And how is that an "either/or" for the word bitch?

I can fuck you like you're my bitch. I get that.

I have no idea how to fuck you like a farm animal?

 

[take8easy]

wait a minute.. is that... shit coming out?

I dont think it can get dirtier than that.

 

[meaghanmcleodDELETED]

OK, I know you're just showing off your repertoire (very hot, by the way) but you lost with "farm animal".

WTF?

And how is that an "either/or" for the word bitch?

I can fuck you like you're my bitch. I get that.

I have no idea how to fuck you like a farm animal?

LOL - guess I've been watching some animated porn - http://www.vipgirls.ca/flint.htm

 

[vancity_cowboy]

come on up - the door is open and i've got something to show you on the bed...

 

[golferjohn]

'I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this, shit, cum and blood on my hands' Maynard James Keenan

 

[oneoldone]

WOW going down the list I want to go down on you. Next time I am over there.

 

[Equity Market investor]

:thumb:Id luv a lady who is skilled enough to make me cum as fast as possible by BBBJ / handjob?

Tie me down.....sit on my face, force feed me your luv channel and order me to lick it and the way u like it. Then later, turn around and smother my face with deep in ur ass :clap2: :thumb:

Any ?