Not to brag but 11 is a well below average day for me. I sneeze and every woman in the vicinity is brought to her knees quivering in ecstasy. I've had to flee several countries because women have died from the sheer amount of orgasms I've blessed them with. Their heads have literally just fallen off, I'm that good. This gift can sometimes feel like a curse, tis a heavy burden to bare, as we speak I'm in hiding at one of my many multi-million dollar homes given to me by a Nigerian Prince for aiding him with his finances just to escape, to get a moments peace from the women that relentlessly hound me day and night for hot sex. My number? You want to know my number? Let's just say they haven't invented a math that can calculate the amount of ladies my majestic dong has slayed. I consider myself a very humble an honest Greek god of a man so I won't go making outlandish claims as to an exact number, lets just say its bigger then your number. Higher than any other man's that have come before me and will come after. Please don't be so quick to dismiss the claims other average guys here have made. Thousands? HA. I am testament that even their numbers are tiny when compared to an Adonis, the true marvel of a man that I am....
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