Male call taker (MCT): Good afternoon. Happy Spa. This is Howard. How may I help you this glorious afternoon?
Male client: Er . . . hello? Who is this?
MCT: This is Happy Spa. My name is Howard. How may I help you this afternoon, sweetums?
Male client: Well, um, I, um, that is . . . I want to . . . um, is there someone else there I can speak with?
MCT: I’m afraid there’s no one else here to take calls. I am, however, very happy to help you, sweetums. With which of our divine happy ladies would you like an appointment today?
Male client: Um . . . I don’t think I feel comfortable . . .
MCT: Oh, that’s perfectly understandable, honeybun. I’d be glad to answer any questions you may have to make your experience with us all the more pleasurable and happy.
Male client: Er . . . isn’t there a lady I can speak with . . . ?
MCT: All our ladies are with clients at the moment, sweetie. Are you sure I wouldn’t be able to help you in any way at all, sweet cheeks?
Male client: Um . . . I’m . . . um . . .
MCT: Don’t be bashful, sweetums. You sound so cute, though, and so delicious!
Male client: Look, are you sure there’s no lady I can speak with right now?
MCT: I’m afraid they’re all indisposed at the moment, honeybun. You are more than welcome to call back later or perhaps drop by the studio in person. I would be more than happy to show you around, cuddle cakes.
Male client: Um, that’s okay. I’ll call . . . um, I’ll call back . . . later . . . I think . . . “
MCT: Well, please enjoy your delicious afternoon, cuddle cakes. Please keep Happy spa in mind for your happy times. Bye-bye for now, sweetums! Please have a HAPPY SPA day!