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SP's And Communication: I See Their Point Now

badbubba

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When I sell on CL, I get the people that you email and text back and forth, make an appointment, and then don't show up. Not even "a sorry I can't make it" or "I've changed my mind".
 

paprides

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Jul 13, 2015
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I love the ones that text me every month and say and ask the same thing. (snipped) Are you available now? Then in 3-6 weeks the same. Have one that has been doing that for a year now. Haven't blocked him because I am curious how many years he will go doing the same.
oh my god. i hope that's not me.
:doh:

Oh wait. Not a year yet.

whew. must be someone else.
 

badbadboy

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Nov 2, 2006
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I'm on another forum in a different hobby where we post pics of our collections.

There are always unsolicited requests to purchase certain pieces out of my collection and I entertain reasonable offers. Then there are the ones like westwoody's who will pester you for more pics and then throw a lowball offer at me.

I had some University kid from Utah (used his Uni email address) request numerous pics from different angles etc and then offered me the original makers price saying that's all he could afford and would greatly appreciate a Bro deal. The item's maker price is $800 USD with current values around $3000. WTF?

My response was " I don't have a brother, I don't know you, the item was not even posted for sale, and you wasted my time. You are an idiot. Never contact me again"

He reported my PM to the Mods (I am a Mod there) which got a laugh from the other Mods. Admin gave him a special user title that wasn't too flattering.

There are Ass Hats everywhere.
 

sdw

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Jul 14, 2005
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Can I have a test ride with my friends?



Can I get a refund if the bike breaks?

 
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LADY-VIA

I was in such a foul mood from talking to idiots that when the guy who DID buy it called I almost punked him off.

"Hi I saw your ad, can I come take a peek?" he looks at it for two minutes, quick test ride, done deal.

I guess you develop a sixth sense for weeding out the WOTs. Or you would go nuts.
I have developed a sixth sense!! Imagine selling that bike in a city where they don't manufacture them or ship them in often. Like us on tour in a city with few providers.

That's quadruple the contacts to sift through at one time. I've had no joke up to a dozen text threads going plus emails plus phone calls, Twitter, non stop for close to an an hour, "hey baby, hey baby, your new, oh I want your ass, hot stuff, sexy" before booking one straight up, easy peasy client. " hey I'm John, I love your photos and your vibe, can I see you in an hour" BOOM FINALLY SOLD!!! I'm surprised my brain doesn't fry, but I'm used to it by now Nd really good under pressure.

Plus I understand how some guys text. They may seem like time wasters but they are just green clients unaware of contact protocol, so the "hey baby's" are niave texts, and once they meet me I take the extra time to educate them a bit more about proper contact protocol, As I'm sure they have been turned down many times not knowing why, and they really need a good talking to !! But yeah, you certainly got a slice of our world.
 

Caramel

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can i ride the bike without a helmet? i promise i am very safe
 
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Evangeline Grace

HAHAHAHAHA this thread is awesome!!!! I am almost in tears this is so funny!! :pound:
 

Lee Marvin

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Does the bike have any work done? I'm not into anything not stock or natural.. on a bike.
 

Lavinia

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Nov 11, 2014
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I was unable to get through with the first number I used, I am still interested in the bike, If I use 3 different numbers, can I still come see it? Hun.???

Is the bike ready for a test drive whats ur address i can b their in 5 mins. I promise you won't be disappointed. It will love my buff physique and huge squirt bottle! In fact you'll probably end up just giving it to me for free!

Will I be the first person to have test ridden the bike today?
 

Caramel

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can I join the bike in the car-wash?........


do you have any more bikes available!? my friend wants to ride one too, or is there enough space for a 2 seater?
 

westwoody

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Jun 10, 2004
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Lee Marvin: all natural 88 cubic inches! No wrinkles or stretch marks. :p

The only lingerie I have for her is a tarp.
 

eva5west

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haha that's almost like the conversations between the sp's on this forum and some of the guys that call them. did anyone else notice this? Wow. so brilliant! So what would "taking a bike for a test ride" suggest? Oh my!! That puts an ABSOLUTELY NEW spin on such organized ad forums like the AUTO TRADER. Gosh... I wonder if such uses of metaphor and subtext could be put to some kind of use?
 

westwoody

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Hey hun...when I come by do you mind if I record some video of you riding the bike? Don't worry..it's for my eyes only, I know we've never met before... but you can trust me![/QUOTE

I was in Assiniboine park and a bunch of Japanese people were having a BBQ, several young ladies posed on it.
 

FoxyWest

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hi im interested in buying the bike.. but not today, im thinking about buying it on december 28. are you gonna have it still?


baby
hun
sweetie
why arent you texting me back
i want it now
but i dont have money
can you let me have the bike for a quick run to the bank unless u can accept credit card over the phone?

i will trade you some weed for you bike
student discount?
what if i picked you up from work & drove you to your house.. can you give me a better deal then?
 
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