Spinner?

Hairball

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I sometimes see the term "spinner" used to describe a girl. Can someone tell me exactly what constitutes a "spinner". I've always assumed it is a rather petite, slim girl, but I can't really figure out where the word comes from in this regard. Can someone explain it to me? :confused:
 

maverick73

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Hairball said:
I sometimes see the term "spinner" used to describe a girl. Can someone tell me exactly what constitutes a "spinner". I've always assumed it is a rather petite, slim girl, but I can't really figure out where the word comes from in this regard. Can someone explain it to me? :confused:
My favourite question. I love spinners.. I love them so much I've come up with my own personal definition.

Think of that song from the 80's "you spin me right round baby, right round like a record baby right round right round" ... now, a girl is on you cowgirl... she's so thin that you can literally spin her around like a record on your cock.

The original definition is that the girl is slim, petite, and short. I like to expand that definition by offering a "relative" definition. If you are shorter, then the original definition applies. If you're medium height, then a spinner can also include medium height girls. If you're taller, then a spinner can include taller girls as well. I like to put the limit at 4" below your height or shorter since 4" is the average difference between male and female height. So for example, if you are 6'0" tall, then any slim figured female 5'8" or lower can qualify as a spinner.

Usually, a spinner will be in the lowest weight range for her height, and will make it difficult for you to pinch an inch of fat on her. If you were a dinosaur and had a choice between a spinner and a BBW for dinner, you would choose the BBW. A spinner will usually have an A cup or B cup, because a C cup or D cup adds to her polar moment of inertia, which makes it more difficult for her to "accelerate" in a spinning direction. That is why you'll never see a D cup gold medal winning figure skater or ballerina. Their body just wasn't built for spins. Capiche? Or do I need to elaborate further?
 

gotsome2004

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Maury Beniowski

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maverick73 said:
That's insane man. I'd be worried about breaking my dick doing that.
Actually, a fractured penis is not unheard of. Medically speaking, one can fracture the erect, blood engorged muscles within and the end result or "outcome" (no pun here) is not pleasant by any stretch of the imagination, leaving the poor sap with months of restorative therapy and the attendant pain associated with this type of injury.

Having said all this, I doubt if that twit's dick is long enough to accomplish what he wishes he could... Banzai!
 

gotsome2004

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Maury Beniowski said:
Actually, a fractured penis is not unheard of. Medically speaking, one can fracture the erect, blood engorged muscles within and the end result or "outcome" (no pun here) is not pleasant by any stretch of the imagination, leaving the poor sap with months of restorative therapy and the attendant pain associated with this type of injury.

Having said all this, I doubt if that twit's dick is long enough to accomplish what he wishes he could... Banzai!
Sounds like the only imaginative position you know is missionary and the maximum pleasure you are able to receive can’t last beyond 15 seconds with a very old bandage ridden inflatable doll named squidgy the lamb.
 
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